Can you find what's wrong? Thanks Tom this is neat.

For anyone who does tech support.

Wow, I should be reading this site like a damned guide book.

THE TIME MACHINE

Son-of-a-bitch, noone wants to buy my monitor until I offer to give it away in a scavenger hunt. Now 3 people want it.

If you think this is funny see the movie Clerks.

Make your own license plate.

Updated the site section. ---->

I'm moving to Kentucky and I'm knocking up some white trash chick. I'll leave her a note telling her where I went to. But since the state has an 85% illiteracy rate she won't know.

People who are truely suicidal don't say anything they just do it. They don't tell people even if they fail? Why? Because then people won't allow them to try it again. Take my friend Jody's cousin for example: She didn't tell anyone anything, downed a bottle of pills and now is dead. If she would have told someone before hand that she was going to do it, or perhaps had she failed, she would have kept quiet and tried it again. Another example, I'll only touch on it, is someone I know who lost a life long friend. There was no way for anyone to know, so there was no way for anyone to stop him. But people who tell people "I'm going to kill myself," or "I tried to kill myself," are only really out for sympathy. I'm merely stating what I've observed.

Eh, I want to believe it but I need more proof.

It's official. I'm no longer going to be an American.

Interesting info on Mega-Tsunamis

Well duh.

Mr. Wizard has nothing on this guy.

If you're a guy, don't click this link. This is NOT safe for work, or for anyone for that matter. Gah.

Supposing Truth to be a woman--then she must be the hottest babe ever, cuz all these geniuses throughout history can't stop talking about her. Truth this, truth that. The end all be all mother of all abstractions. And the rest of us are what, shacking up with Gossip and Bullshit, the Skanks of Babylon? Hell, at least they know how to have a good time. Truth is so high maintenance. Her standards are so high. And she always gotta be right. On top of all that she plays hard to get. She oughtta lighten up, ya know? Be more like her sister, Dare. Now she knows how to party! But who knows, maybe deep down even the pristine Truth has a wild side. Maybe had a lesbian threeway with Karma and Felicity... Dropped some acid back in her experimental college days... Or got caught exposing herself in "Truth Gone Wild" video... Whatever the case may be, you know it's gotta be stranger than fiction. -T. from Sinfest

Romeo and Juliet , 31337 Style

Eye, This should allow us to move the whales.

Oh sweet Jesus no! Mike sent me this link. How he found it I don't care to know.

Say Goodbye So here we are tonight, you and me together The storm outside, the fire is bright And in your eyes I see what's on my mind You've got me wild turned around inside And then desire, see, is creeping up heavy inside here And know you feel the same way I do now Now let's make this an evening Lovers for a night, lovers for tonight Stay here with me, love, tonight just for an evening When we make our passion pictures You and me twist up secret creatures And we'll stay here Tomorrow go back to being friends Go back to being friends But tonight let's be lovers, We kiss and sweat We'll turn this better thing to the best Of all we can offer, Just a rogue kiss Tangled tongues and lips, See me this way I'm turning and turning for you Girl, just tonight Float away here with me An evening just wait and see But tomorrow go back to your man I'm back to my world And we're back to being friends Wait and see me, Tonight let's do this thing All we are is wasting hours until the sun comes up it's all ours On our way here Tomorrow go back to being friends Go back to being friends Tonight let's be lovers, say you will And hear me call, soft-spoken whispering love A thing or two I have to say here Tonight let's go all the way then Love I'll see you, Just for this evening Let's strip down, trip out at this One evening starts with a kiss Run away And tomorrow back to being friends Lovers...love...lovers Just for tonight, one night...love you And tomorrow say goodbye

Another "player" story from Askmen.com. Man these are always good.

I added the scavenger hunt. Out of the 3 teams formed so far one team already has 6 items.

Providing unintentional humor since 1843

In reference to this question: At 120 calories a teaspoon, semen adds up pretty quick. The walking allows you to break even. :-D

In the future Muppets won't be puppets, but mutated clones of comedians, but will still require somebody to stick their hands up their ass to control them....just like Paulie Shore

Mike is full of good links lately. Here is the Matrix 2 plot.

I was looking at how people are referred to my site. It seems Jenny refers the most people. So to try and return the favor, visit Jenny's site.

Thank you Mike for helping Steve find a date.

UPDATED TRILLIAN! Thanks Jen. Download it here.

Heh my little brother is cool. Oh and ladies he's 17, blonde, and a virgin. Here is his away message: "I'm selling estates on Mars. Unfortunately things are not going to well so I've gone to my lawyer to sue somebody for compensation."

Looks like my porn is in danger. Thanks Mike for the link.

Lesbians everywhere scramble to buy up peanut butter.

Happy b-day! It's 3 people's birthday today!

"I think -DELETED- just identfied one of the last frontiers of freak porn. There have been countless midgets (of both sexes), a couple hermaphrodites (not including scads of transsexuals, which have their own genre, god help us), many sets of twins, any number of morbidly obese starlets, a few mother/daughter acts, hirsute monkey women, 80-year-old grandmothers, McKenna the deaf mute, and the thankfully unique steroid-popping Nicole Bass, but I don't believe there has ever been an albino in porn."

I'm going to create a scavanger hunt on the site. HMMMM....

I cannot find for albino porn to save my life. E-mail me some if you find it.

Most annoying website on the planet.

I'm am fucked up. The more I come to accept this the happier I am. I mean I'm not any less fucked up then I ever was, but now, I'm ok with it.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

May cause anal leakage and gas with oily discharge.

Stairway to Heaven* There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure And you know sometimes words have two meanings In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven There's a feeling I get when I look to the west And my spirit is crying for leaving In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees And the voices of those who stand looking And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune Then the piper will lead us to reason And a new day will dawn for those who stand long And the forest will echo with laughter And it makes me wonder If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen Yes there are two paths you can go by but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know The piper's calling you to join him Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know Your stairway lies on the whispering wind And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our souls There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show How everything still turns to gold And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll And she's buying a stairway to heaven There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed With a word she can get what she came for And she's buying a stairway to heaven * If you don't know who sings this song you don't deserve to listen to any rock music ever again.

Here is that my tattoo is going to look like. The only difference being mine will glow.

BlogCon2002. It's in Las Vegas.

This stuff is true.

Dorks unite!

I don't know what it is but I'm in like the best mood. I can't figure it out. I'm fuckin' giddy. I think it's cause I have my car and I'm getting my tattoo.

I swear to god it wasn't me.

Afgan gets porn.

Radio Hackin'

"Unfortunately the system administrators are often most underpaid and underappreciated, and frequently caught in a workplace Catch-22: employers often feel that if things are working flawlessly, the sysadmin obviously is not doing any work, and if problems arise, obviously he or she is not doing their job." - P. Shipley So very very true.

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AskMen.com - Self pleasure

Prison Bitch Name Generator. I'm "Ass Executioner".

Chalk one up for the kiddies

Phone user hit by "arrogant bastard" levy

In reference to dicks "It kinda looked like Darth Vader."

Damn it. *sigh* Whelp, well the run was good while it lasted.

Webcams for sale for $33. Shipping included.

If you are looking for sympathy, it is in the dictionary between shit and syphyllis.

I've had alot on my mind lately. Too many deep thoughts at one time. Overwhelmed by them.

So I was informed today of a rumor about me, let me assure you it's a rumor. I am not, nor have I, dated Lia. We hooked up once or twice along time ago (post Jasn). That's it though. It didn't work out. We lost contact. Then I dunno how long ago I ran into her at Wal-Mart, I was with Jenny on the way to her mom's house. We started chatting and e-mailing. She was looking for a job. So I pointed her to CL. I ended up driving her and her friend (we'll call him) Mike to Lia's house when Amy was unable to pick her up. When she quit her job there we stopped seeing each other in person cause she didn't need the lift. We still chat and e-mail. Some of you know more to this story. It's true there is more; it isn't regarding soley Lia and I so I don't feel as though I should put it up 'cause I need to ask for permission. If you want clarification, please e-mail me before you blow up at me.

..."In that case the average man may have control over certain private machines of his own, such as his car or his personal computer, but control over large systems of machines will be in the hands of a tiny elite - just as it is today, but with two differences. Due to improved techniques the elite will have greater control over the masses; and because human work will no longer be necessary the masses will be superfluous, a useless burden on the system."

I'm going to the the shit out of BT if they win their case. It was Steve who first told me about this. So maybe we'll go in it together.

WATCH THIS ALL DAY EVERYDAY. [SAFE FOR WORK - 99% of the time]

Now noone can takeover a flight.

I'm moving to Japan. This judge is my hero. I think were alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around. *hums* I don't remember the rest.

Titties in your face without leaving home!

EVERYONE dreamt of this, maybe just not with her.

Robo-darwinism

FUCKINGWOOT

The webring is created. I invited a few people. If you want to join then feel free to submit. If you want to customize the webring link here is the source. If it opens it as a webpage then your browser is gay 'cause the document is a text file.

She checked my site so I thought it was only fair that I checked hers. Here's a quote "I went to go see some band at Roma. That place sucks...I have never seen a larger group of attention whores in one place. I will never understand these supposedly 'unique' and 'non-conforming' people who do things to themselves so they can be accepted into a group of other 'unique' and 'non-conforming' people just like them. " This is a quote from Aimee's site. Preach it Aimee.

Information Technology worker's happiness is directly proportional to the size of their monitors and the cost of their drinks. I have a 21" in monitor and PEPSI's galore. I love my job.

First time: 3 pages of my feelings Second time: Readers Digest Version Third time: FUCK YOU BLOGGER

I hurt a friend today. I didn't mean to. I feel horrible. I'm so sad. I don't know what else to say. I think it may be two friends now.

Final last words from a man being put to death. Let me tell you, I couldn't have handled it any better.

Hehehe I was racing this guy.

32x burner for $112

This is my new radio e-mail address. Use it wisely.

Look I sell shit.