How we determin when Easter is.

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''The stars & stripes: killing for the flag''

Well, I could make a comment about Scots but instead I'll let this story do the talking.

Queen Mother (official title) of England is dead.

Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain-cells! Now lets go back to that...building...thingy... where our beds and TV...is.

If this dude was hot he would still be getting away with it.

What somepoeple will do for tickets.

Sometime's you just don't see it coming.

Ice, Ice, Baby

Lord of the Rings to be released on DVD.

This shit better be dropped.

You know how thay have weiner dogs right?This is a weiner cat.

Crystalline materials could mean 3-D TV and ultrafast computers.

I'm envious of these guys. But shit it's amazing what you can pull off in this town. NOT SAFE FOR WORK

RUSSIAN BEAUTIES Not safe for work.

PLANET X EXISTS!!!

New Dodge Viper Stages Low-Altitude Dogfight Against Air Force F-16

Does anyone know of a free provider that allows for php4? I have something I want to use but can't get it hosted.

Thank you Mike. SURFING RABBI - NACHUM SHIFREN - SURF and SOUL

THE HARDEST CAR ON THE PLANET. Motor Trend: Volkswagen Beetle

"There's gonna be poison gas!"

With bloodhound-like skill, cops track stolen Krispy Kreme truck by following trail of doughnuts.

This is where spam (e-mail) came from.

I love the show "The Shield"

Whoa, read this, they tried to make this a law.

It's Easter, beat your women.

Swedish Knight Rider Replica

I was thinking. I don't have sexual fantasies. I haven't had one in almost a year. Tragic really.

Riddle: You are in a room that is an 8x8x8 perfect cube. There are no windows or doors. (Don't ask me how you got in there). In the center of the floor there is a 12 inch pipe that is sticking 6 inches out of the floor. In the bottom of the pipe is a ping pong ball with the diameter that is one millemeter smaller than the inner diameter of the pipe. You have a 12 inch piece of string, a match, a magnifying glass, a 6" ruler and a paperclip. How do you get the ping pong ball out of the hole?

I'm a sad, bitter, little boy.

I prefer to be alone. The less people know of me the better. Emotionally detached? Yes. I do it to protect me. I'm more fragile than anyone understands.

Yes, I know, comments aren't working. They are now.

Vote.

Post your opinion on this moronic lawsuit. Please.

MuffinFilms

This site has all the Calvin and Hobbes comics from 85 to 91 and they are still adding them. Enjoy!

Women's Deepest, Darkest Sexual Fantasies

you have an ominosity quotient of twelve. you are a crazy fuck. which makes us wet ourselves. find out your ominosity quotient.

Fun Stuff (Calvin and Hobbes Resurrection)

man caught carrying corpse into his house...oh wait

"History teaches us that certain nations, certain peoples, and certain religions at peculiar periods in their history take a momentary, but deadly leave of their senses � Napoleon's France for most of a decade, the southern states in 1861, Japan in 1931, Germany in 1939, and Russia after World War II. And when they do, they cannot be bribed, apologized to, or sweet-talked � only defeated."

Name the many forms of matter: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma and BEC.

Pipe impales truck driver

Thanks Vera. I know how much you dig cats.

Mike repent of your ways and you can still go to heaven.

Winamp Generated PlayList for home Winamp Generated PlayList for work

The Original "Greg the Bunny"

From Mike: Fat Chicks in Party Hats

XP is possesed by the devil.

Well, shit, no comment.

Looks like Jenny has a crush. Check her imood. Good luck Jen.

This would be great if modified for people.

Masturbation For Women and How To Use A Vibrator

The male pill is here.

Now that's a fuckin' cluster system.

Humans mutating.

__/ Punk Rock 101 __/ by Punk Rock High

Marriage in Europe becomes pass�

Former Las Vegas Exotic Dancer Sentenced in Cyber Stalking

Lord of the Rings Inside Scoop

Money may no longer be green.

Plastic, heal thyself.

The Mystery of Britney's Breasts

Yours You, with your hand outstretched Finger on the key This lock that you release Is opening but isn't free And I hope that you can see How it beats inside of me Instead of pushing fear aside I want to run I want to hide I am vulnerably ... She, who is wanting me Whose touch can make me cry I can only understand By never asking her why Hear the contradictions fly And as hard as I may try Every truth becomes a lie In the ache of her reply I am passionately... All I am is wanting you I've fallen down and I can't seem to come to If I should die before I wake I commend my soul into this ache Up above the world so high Where the water tends to meet the sky She's all I'm after by the toe And I won't let go... And I wanted you to know That if you reap what you would sew I would take it blow by blow All I am is... Yours And the saddest eyes are Yours And the softest skin is Yours And the hope I borrow is Yours So won't you let me in I'm yours All that I begin is yours Every prize I win is yours At your feet again I'm yours All I am is yours Yours

I'm going to bring up some problems I've been having with people. No names are needed. You all should know who you are. I would also like to mention that none of these people are connected (I don't think). I want to be your friend and help you out. But you don't seem to run hot or cold. Don't be passive about it. Just get out and tell me. I need to know how we stand. "I dunno" isn't an acceptable answer. I know that if something bothers you you'll just ignore it or pretend it's not there. When I fixed your soundcard and then left I felt kinda used. I know I have to get the money you owe me and I'm not avoiding you. I've just been busy. For the love of god, leave the poor girl alone. You can't convince someone to love you. Either they do or they don't. You're getting to the point where you're weirding her out. Right now you're in a grey area with me. Back off of your persuit and just be friends and you'll earn alot of respect with me but If she starts to become seriously frightened of you I will intervene. Then there won't be a person, conversation, or haircut that will help you out. What did I tell you when I got here? Doesn't matter what I do it never gets out. Those aren't the exact words but I don't want to give you away. You had to tell didn't you? Had to try to get a fucking laugh. Don't read this, start assuming, get upset, and stop thinking. Talk to me. Please no replies to these messages in the comments. 3rd parties can comment.

BBspot - Top 11 Unlikely Sequels

Add speaks for itself.

Jenna Jameson Action Figure

A55 RGY

From the searches, Customs agents seized 12 computers; more than 600 compact disks, floppy disks and external computer drives; hundreds of videos; a digital camcorder; and a book on how to seduce children, the agency said.

According to Nixon: Drugs have everything to do with homosexuals.

mmmmmmmmm

*sigh* If I only could.

Camel and Llama mixed. Sure they didn't cross this dude with a skunk too?

Here's a list of all the music on my PC right now. I have more, but it's not at home.

Here's the webcam pic for the day. Sweet Jesus can we say freak?!? I don't want to get near her let alone try to hump her.

Bobbet ain't got nothin on this bitch.

My mom almost did that once.

Look at your dead self with your blood and that hole in you head. How do you feel now bitch?
Find your inner rubber ducky.

Yes Mikki, I'd sell a kidney too.

Here's how it was and it will be: When dinosaurs ruled the world there were no icecaps and the whole planet was tropical. One reason: there were no polar ice caps. There was alot of extra water to go around. Only 2% of the earths drinking water isn't frozen in the caps. Another reason was the location of Pangea. We don't have Pangea right now, but we are melting the caps. I think this is nature's way of fixing itself. Melt the caps, creating more water, which turns to more rain, which means more plants, which cleans the air. The only problem is us.

Morpheus installs spyware.

Say it with me: NO FAT CHICKS!

UFO shot captured in space.

Mutant Virii

"Titties ain't shit, but sack's the fact bitch!" - Shaggy

ballsack

If I could meet one person dead or alive I would pick Jesus. Not the mexican guy, but THE MAN. I have questions.

Webcam pic of the day. It's from the new site in my links section.

gay

Proof positive Mark is gay.

THIS POST WAS FUNNY BUT WAY TOO LONG

Looking good even if you're not good looking.

One of these days this will kill us if we don't kill ourselves.

George Michael Says "Dick Sucking" Arrest Was Deliberate

That's it I'm bringing back the dinosaurs.

How Mikey got his bow legs.

I'll spread you to death.

I dedicate this to someone (you know who you are)

Mr. P. gets wacked by some kids.

Be sure to read the whole ting.

It's Matt's real father.

The guy who took this, this is his step-sister. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

I am not a "grey collar"

Mexico wants Texas back.

DNA-Based Computer Solves Truly Huge Logic Problem

A new ocean!

Semi-safe for work

Howstuffworks "How Lock Picking Works" Ah, back at Defcon 6, this was all the rage.

Oh sweet Jesus, they have a layaway plan.

My car is dead again. She needs about $2000 just to get her running normally. I need opinions. Should I sell the car and get one just like it in better shape and more options? Should I sell it and get a different car? Should I keep it and work through it?

The SeX-Files - White Lies: Faking Orgasm

The SeX-Files - White Lies: Faking Orgasm

Hotmail - The World's FREE Web-based E-mail

yummy...redhead (not safe for work)

Beyond 2000 | Medicine-Treatments | Psy-catic

Is your pussy as violent and aggressive...

Beyond 2000 | Space-Vehicles | Flying Visit

Hotel to Mars.

Reader Mail

Some good points.

!WORKING NOW! Fableman darkelf bitch at home !!! -WARNING- - www.ezboard.com

I'm glad I dont' play that dumb game. I'd end up fuckin' the dumb thing.

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Clear PC cases

I added a "recommend music" link. Feel free to queue some music you like and think I would like. Don't be stupied and change the password. I'll just create a new account. Don't delete stuff people have queued up. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean I won't.

BREAKING NEWS: Tractor Trailer Overturns Carrying Radioactive Material

Yuca Mountain here we come.

Paranormal News

I was talking about this shit last night.

The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling tabloid

Very baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad boy

George Carlin - BBS

George Carlin

LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL: NEWS: PHOTO: Toothbrush Theft

I used to work in the office where the two other guys ran into.

Someone tried to steal the letters off of my Mustang. Fucking rat bastards!

Plot what would happen if you were hit with a nuclear bomb

It's like lvgeek.net but ethnic.

We are not better than any other country.

How will 'Survivor' handle urination scene?

Golden showers!

Space News

Water as recent as a few years ago on Mars.

Headline news from Sky News - Witness the event

Who thought ex-commies could be so much fun?

Whatever-Dude :: Strange Sex Laws Around the World!

Strange Sex Laws Around the World "In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired."

Yates guilty!

Saddan is a dumbass.

Who works for Bank of America and checks my site? I'm just curious.

Newly Declassified Recordings Reveal Jimmy Carter's Shocking West Wing Sexcapades - WHITEHOUSE.ORG

"...let me at those two fuzzy little Georgia peaches of yours!"

FurIsDead.com > Charlotte Ross

FurIsDead.com > Charlotte Ross's nekkid self

"If I had a vagina it would be on fire..." - Bill from Corporate Marketing.

The Most Unique Real Estate In The World

I need 1.2 million dollars! NOW!

Omaha.com

Go fighting Whities!

I'm working at the Boardwalk. If you need me, e-mail my radio.

"..the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common, they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views, which can be uncomfortable, if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - Dr. Who

2 things: Don't use Windows 98 Raise your screen resolution to at least 1024x768.

Sweet Jesus yes!.

Open your mind and read this. Now Comes a Crop Circle

He's my hero.

Wow, they're fucked.

Oh Lord please bring us funions

Stupid on a whole new level.

I'm not that geeky.

Steve, this is all you buddy.

It's kinda like square-dancing with a fat lady: The fact that she does it at all is pretty amazing.

eh...don't know what to say

Spock, quit taking pictures and help me with this phaser.

Ok so here it is. My life is my business. If I'm with whomever, going wherever, doing whatever, its none of your goddamned business. This isn't for the few people who think this is for them. This is for everyone. I like to keep my life quiet.

Here's the trailer to that great movie.

Smoochy Must Die I want to see this movie.

*sigh*

Andrea Yates' confession

My car is broke down. I had plans. I have now officially stood them up. :( Damn it.

Lowcountry NOW: Local News - Teachers allegedly tried to hire students to beat girl 03/08/02

Next time on Jerry Springer.

"Like it's not bad enough the man ramrodded the USA Patriot Act down the nation's throat, blithely butchering your civil liberties and scanning your email and indefinitely detaining immigrants while openly stating that if you oppose any of his all-American draconian laws you are clearly a Communist terrorist sympathizer and should be shot and perhaps sodomized by leprous cannibalistic agnostics on the spot."

The Smoking Gun: Archive

Update: Files on the windshield murder.

Irish Newspapers - Irish News, News Ireland, Irish Online, Sports, Business, Entertainment

Now that's true love.

Bandit knocks down girls, takes socks

Bandit knocks down girls, takes socks

Woman gets new car to live in after towing incident

Ok we don't suck so bad.

Woman distraught after car she lived in is towed

The human race sucks.

my little brother's site.

oh and for all of you looking for me I'm going back outside to work on my car.

Updated the sites section. Check out the live LVMPD Scanner! Fun for the whole family.

Hey Orgasmo, try it it makes your johnson look bigger.

No comment.

Hit the bitch with a car and let her stay there until she dies.

CRAFTY CAPTAIN WIPES SMILES OFF TAUNTING AL QAEDA

It's so scary it could be true.

Now I've heard of everything.

I just took a shot of Vodka at work. heheh

If you have a fast connection and sound watch this. Sorta not safe for work. Sorta.

not safe for work

Sorry, I'm too busy to post much.

For educational use only. - thanks Mikki

Chaos ensues. He seems pretty damn eager to me.

"The most widely publicised long-term effect of taking ecstasy is death. But Saunders (1996) puts these deaths in perspective; he calculated that the probability of dying as a result of taking ecstasy is similar to the probability that a person will die whilst fishing."

This is ricockulous. He didn't apologize for the accusation. I'm upset still because I was accused of something I didn't do but I'll get over it. The only reason I have to fight him is because he wanted to fight me. To be honest, this whole thing feels juvenile. "Meet me in the playground after school" isn't how I wanted to do this. I'm still up in the air on whether or not to do this. I need suggestions. Patrick, I only wanted to fight to show off and because you came off as a badass. I don�t like that. I don�t like people pissing on my shoe. You pissed on my shoe.

Soon Mike can ride his man bare back again.

Everyone read this before reading on. Look Patrick, I have no problem with fighting you. Not because it's you. (Hell, I didn't even know who you were until last night). It's just that I could use a good fight. You seem to think you have something to prove. Jenny's friends who don't like me have two reasons. One is that they are jealous. The other is due to our breakup. You have to ask yourself which one you fit under and we both know you didn't like me before the letters so don't deny it.

Oh God. This woman is fucked up.

MON-KEY

I always hated that asshole.

Tiffany's Playboy pics. You're welcome.

To Patrick: Had I known your intentions this evening I would have gladly gone across the street. I wasn't told why you came out to talk to me until after I left and was down the street. I wasn't told for your safety. I made her turn around and come back so that we could handle it the way you wanted to. When I got back you had left. I didn't send those e-mails. If I had I would have addressed them with my name and not hidden like some worthless coward. What's the point of threatening someone if they don't know who you are? I'm a little more direct. Patrick, if I see you again, and it's not so that you can apologize, I'm fuckin' you up.

If this is true, I'm "Pol Pot" of the kitten world.

Here's my cousin's address: Edward Johnson #57703 P.O. Box 7000 Carson City, NV. 89702

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog Like a DC-10 I'm guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes She's one that's speechless but I'm the one that's tongue tied She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes Yea I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes Yea I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

Eh, Who thought finding the love of your life was easy?

Cisco CCIE - Worldwide CCIE Presence (I better hurry.)

I'll get this cert. one of these days

Look I found Steve a cheap date.

So this is why Jenny is going to Scotland.

My fix? I say piss on him. This would prove your dominance.

Rusty has a blogger. He better update it.

Fuck, we don't mess around when it comes to blowing shit up.

For Jenny and Dan (wherever he is)

How bin Laden got away

The economy is fine. Where the fuck is my pay raise?

Mike could keep me laughing for days.

This my friend is a grade A asshole.

I've been working for about 4 or 5 years now, and I have yet had to underline an adjetive, circle a noun, and highlight a verb. So, to all my English teachers who made me do all that crap. Go fuck yourselves with a number 2 pencil.

INNOCENCE Innocence is something I wish I could have back. At first it was stolen from me by corruption and false trust. Then it was given away to a place where it was beaten into non-existence. Into the darkness I fell, as if under and evil spell. Nothing but lies and deceit surround me. My innocence is lost now, just a memory, like it was never there. I now wander by myself in a place where nothing can be saved. Somewhere in all the ugliness my faith has fallen away. Something must come of all these hurtful things. Deeper and deeper I go into the black heartless world. Sunlight, where has it gone? - Rachel

holodecks are real now.

I saw "We Were Soldiers" last night. I have never cried at a movie more in my entire life.

Poison gas! Thanks Todd.

Goonies 2

WTF!?!

It's so ClientLogic.

Cool shit

Look Mike, Nixon hates you.

If this comment thing becomes pain in the ass I'll take it down.

Now that I've killed off the only reason not to allow comments: I purchased Blogger Pro

Dude, pass the Funions.

Kelly from Corporate Marketing "If I was a guy every woman in here would suck my dick, and it wouldn't be nice either. There would be head pushing and gagging." This is why I LOVE Corporate Marketing. They are all like this.