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In two days, an open sore in an eye, for example, will turn into a grapefruit-sized festering wound of raw, pulpy flesh. The larvae eat their way toward the victim's vital organs.

What does this have to do with butterflies?

Glamericans -- gay and lesbian Americans -- at anti-Iraq war protest where tens of thousands of marchers gathered at the Capitol dome

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Furry.

Vasey said it is clear the females are deriving sexual pleasure when they mount other females. In some positions, he said, a female will rub her clitoris against her partner's back, while in others, "it's common for females to masturbate with their tails" where there is no direct genital contact.

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New Sex Study...

It has been determined, the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead...

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Trillian has a new patch. Go here to get it.

Blast from the past...

Finally some good news...

I have a new cell phone. It also sends and receives e-mails to jcoffi(at)mgmmirage.com and SMS (7024009186) messaging. The number is (702)400-9186 .

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Non-Commercial Valentine's Day Suggestion #9: Herpes: The Gift That Keeps on Giving.

Thanks

Thanks to those of you who called.

Update

I had a serious run in with the law yesterday. They told me I wasn't allowed to say anything about it up here so I won't. But needless to say I'm scared out of my fucking mind. I have no computer so I won't be posting much. If you want to call me, call me at 400-9186. If you want to e-mail me, email me at 7024009186(at)page.nextel.com . I'll keep everyone posted.

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Scientist invents Harry Potter invisibility cloak

I told you all they did it!

If only real life were like this...

The coolest thing I've seen all day.

What?!?

The performance follows a legal case in which composer Mike Batt was forced to pay a six-figure sum to Cage's publishers, who accused him of plagiarising a silent piece of music.

CNN is dumb.

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