Blowjob it is....

Someone just got fired.

Now that's a Photoshop.

Peter Pan-ties

The conversations I'm privvy to...

|ndex| h0bbes sees himself as something of a penetration engineer and this is his way of exercising philanthropy |h0bbes| yes |h0bbes| since im broke |h0bbes| i cant give money |h0bbes| so i gave anal loving |h0bbes| all dya |h0bbes| day |h0bbes| and i also have this problem |ndex| he'll happily bend you over a straight backed chair and probe your ports all day long |@shaedow| hahah |h0bbes| i cant type my thoughts in one line |h0bbes| shaedow is a customer |h0bbes| i gave him a free sample and he never stopped coming back |ndex| h0bbes: it's all about the charity man |@shaedow| yeah and at .50 a shot |@shaedow| its easy |h0bbes| but shaedow is generally an ugly motherfucker, so i could stand taking his money, i was afraid it was gonna ruin my beautiful face |h0bbes| could/couldnt |ndex| I saw some clips yesterday of a chick getting plowed in half by some guy the size of a louisville slugger |h0bbes| gross. |h0bbes| you look at some fucked up porn |ndex| amazes me that they can smile through something like that |ndex| h0bbes: shuttup ho, just because it's not guys taking it in the ass |h0bbes| you ever had it in the butt ndex? is it that painful? |h0bbes| ive always been curious |ndex| I have to admit, gay pron has better looking guys in it though. It's a shame they're all sucking cock. |ndex| h0bbes: you're not serious. |h0bbes| no seriously |h0bbes| i mean if its embarassing to admit it |h0bbes| you dont have to answer |h0bbes| id do a chick in the butt, i never have |h0bbes| but ill try anything once |ndex| let me put it this way, there's more than one variable in that equation |h0bbes| so what, you give it in the butt with a shiny black strapon |ndex| h0bbes: see, that's what I mean by charity. You're selflessly willing to sacrifice your cock to give it to some chick in the ass. You're a prince, man. |@shaedow| in other words yes, she let pete violate her anus |h0bbes| hahah |@shaedow| i personally like assfucking a chick |@shaedow| its better when you make them blow you after |ndex| shaedow: how is it you can take a perfectly enjoyable topic, like anal sex, and turn it into something disgusting with one word |@shaedow| i have my talents

HybridXXX: good thing i had my pda with me! HybridXXX: before i went i set it to alert me every half hour saying "don't fuck anything unless you're sober"