Movie gayness

Club Dread is gay. Not anything like supertroopers.

Burnt Out

Today I burned out for the first time. So starting tomorrow, I'm going to start a new workout. I'm excited.

Truck died

Doesn't this just suck. My truck died. It just won't start. Hell, it won't even attempt to start. Luckily for me I've put some cash away. I would just have a new engine put in but I've already promised some people money. So instead I'll keep this truck limping along for another week or two.

Bad Turkey

At the porno party on Wednesday, I ate some bad turkey. All day yesterday it was like my digestive tract had crash landed and everyone was making for the emergency exits. I'm better today. I lost five pounds in one day. I think its mostly water weight.

I need to go back to elementary school...

Because I can't do basic math. My end date for my goal was 3/11/04 but in reality it's 04/11/04. I don't want to wait that long, but I don't want to give up. I think I'll make a pole for it.

Yea, life totally sucks right about now. ;)

Oh boy....

Will have I stories to talk about later...

See...work can be fun.

It's an e-mail so start from the bottom of the post. Max, Navex is Norton Antivirus stopping a virus from getting in. I�m sorry if you don�t like it. Also, I don�t know what I can do about people not wanting to e-mail you. Perhaps you should fire your PR guy�. -----Original Message----- From: Max Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2004 5:08 PM To: Justin Coffi Subject: the only mail i got all day today was navex shit

The end is nye...

virtual Earth

Six months without Sex

I have 3 weeks and 2 days before I've reached my goal of no sex for 6 months. Why do this at all? Because I've been told on countless occasions that I'm too preoccupied with sex. I knew going without (intentionally) would change my perspective. I think everyone needs their perspective skewd from time to time. I wonder what this self-experiment will change for me. It has already altered my view of women. It also loosen womens' control over me. I feel more in control of my life. I can focus on things I need to handle in my life instead of chasing after some woman. Don't get me wrong, this isn't fun at all, and I don't plan on extending it. I can already tell these last few weeks will be harder than the other 5 months combined. But I do think that it is a valuable lesson. I encourage any guy to give it a shot.

Just a suggestion...

Let's turn California into an outpatient clinic. I've seen how they drive, I know they're on drugs. The worst that would happen is my insurance would go down.

GYM

Many of you think I take the gym too seriously. Every "WOW" is worth 3 hours at the gym.

3/11/04

That date marks the end of the 6 month promise to myself.

You know your gay when...

You pass up movies to play vampire (tabletop no less). Steve and MattMatt, you my friends, are fags.

Casanova complex....

Someone mentioned that I may have Casanova complex. It's where a man will sleep with alot of women in an attempt to hide (even from himself) his homosexuality. This is an interesting thought. I mean I do dress in drag for Holloween more than the next guy. See the only problem is, I don't find men attractive. Not at all. All external signs point to yes, all internal to no. So either I'm in denial, or I am truely the gayest straight guy there is.

Propel

Propel now has tropical citrus and grape as new flavors.

This virus is only 75% effective with me.

"Angel" Axed

Stick a pointy thing in him. Angel's done.

Nuclear expert tells AP Yucca Mt. unsafe

RENO, Nev. -- The nation's nuclear waste dump proposed for Nevada is poorly designed and could leak highly radioactive waste, a scientist who recently resigned from a federal panel of experts on Yucca Mountain told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

"Yes Pat, I'd like a 'Z' please"...."Oh, I'm sorry. There are no Z's"

Jesus I've been so busy lately sleep has become an afterthought. If I'm not at work, the gym, fixing friends PCs, hanging out with friends, out on a date, setting up my room, then I'm asleep. Also, this isn't me being a dick, but if you want to do something with me please let me know at least 5 days in advance (as of right now). Like Greg's ass after a date, I'm packed pretty tight. I'm also going to start learning acoustic guitar in my free time. I don't want to be famous or be in a band. I just want to play. My little brother Gary is my inspiration. The guitar is my lowest priority so don't sweat the time issue for that.

Note to self:

Get better certifications....

Chances are...

...if you don't have a penis, I'm mad at you.

Riddle me this:

Why does "doing the right thing" end up pissing off more people then just using and abusing? Especially since I've done nothing wrong.

Lose/Lose

Soothing Comfort? Destructive Endeavor? Sometimes they can be one in the same. Better now than when I'm in too deep and can't get out. Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel It's just a freight train coming your way.

Leaked: My claim to fame is out.

Evil-Ex: hello Tripps: hey Evil-Ex: how are you? Tripps: I'm alright Tripps: and yourself? Tripps: I got my cam fixed and I'm ina new place. Tripps: So life is good. Evil-Ex: good for you Evil-Ex: im pretty good my boyfriend just learned the thing you use to do so im kinda pissed Tripps: how did he learn it? Tripps: I told noone Tripps: and why are you pissed? Evil-Ex: because i told him about it and he tried to do it and succeeded it bugs me because that is your thing Tripps: you shouldn't have told him. Tripps: fuck

Matters of the Heart

When it comes to matters of the heart it's every person for themselves. Noone is looking out for your best interest especially if it interferes with their plans.

Ok now turn around and do the opposite...

This vow of celebacy has evolved. I don't want sex. I'm happy with things being simple. I think the gym (which I neglected today) takes the stress away. I almost feel like "it's my sex and you can't take it from me."

Dreams

I only remember my dreams when something is wrong. I don't remember the last time I remembered one.

WebCam

My webcam will be up again shortly.

Happy V-Day

This morning I woke up and had sex with my valentine. I would like to thank past lovers for making this morning's romp a truely enjoyable one. Oh and I would also like to thank L'OREAL for it's wonderful hand lotion. Without you, it just wouldn't feel real.

Astronomers Spy Massive Diamond

That, my friends, is some *BLING*

I'm not Freud.

Someone called me an egomaniac. If you think thats true, you obviously don't know me well enough.

*sigh*

I locked my keys in my truck. Check the time kids. I'm fucked.

Damn my taste in women...

According to match.com I find only 1% of the population extremely attractive.

Another Match.com Test

What Is Your Approach to Judging Which Women Are Beautiful or Very Attractive? Unique Tastes In Women: You are open to seeing a variety of women as attractive. Sure, women with "movie star" good looks catch your eye, but you are often equally wowed by more normal "cute" women. You are not one to judge people based on their looks. In fact, you're genuinely drawn to women that others might dismiss. Maybe it's because you don't buy into society's checklist for "mainstream" attractiveness. Instead, you notice unique features like a cute nose, beautiful eyes, or a cute butt, that make some women special in your eyes. For you, attraction is about the total package. Talk about hitting it on the head...

Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks (aka Bring on the PAIN)

Neowin has learned of shocking and potentially devastating news. It would appear that two packages are circulating on the internet, one being the source code to Windows 2000, and the other being the source code to Windows NT. At this time, it is hard to establish whether or not full code has leaked, and this will undoubtedly remain the situation until an attempt is made to compile them. Microsoft are currently unavailable for comment surrounding this leak so we have no official response from them at the time of writing. This leak is a shock not only to Neowin, but to the wider IT industry. The ramifications of this leak are far reaching and devastating. This reporter does not wish to be sensationalist, but the number of industries and critical systems that are based around these technologies that could be damaged by new exploits found in this source code is something that doesn't bare thinking about. We ask that for the wider benefit of the IT community that members and readers support Microsoft by forwarding anything they know about the leak to the Microsoft's Anti-Piracy department. Please do not post any links/screenshots/hints or anything to do with the source code outbreak. Discussion is allowed but we will not condone people spreading this source code.

How the world works

A) 1. look at the linux source 2. find a mistake 3. send a patch to the maintainer. 4. PROFIT!! B) 1. look at the windows source 2. find a mistake 3. ??? 4. write a worm 5. get caught 6. JAIL=tEH_SuXX0rZZ!!!1!! lolomgrofl"

Say no to free music

Sean (P. Diddy) Combs, Multi-Platinum Award Winning Artist, Producer, Founder and CEO of Bad Boy Entertainment:

"As an artist who has dedicated his life to music and the music business, I have seen what illegal music copying has done and continues to do to new and established musicians. I understand why people download music, but for me and my fellow artists, this is our livelihood. When you make an illegal copy, you're stealing from the artist. It�s that simple. Every single day we're out here pouring our hearts and souls into making music for everyone to enjoy. What if you didn�t get paid for your job? Put yourself in our shoes!"

I pity you Mr. Combs. I have no idea life was so hard for you musicians. When I saw your photo I almost burst into tears. You poor poor thing.

Big Red

I love gum. Too much so I think. I just realized that I've crossed some invisable line, into madness. I managed tp put a whole pack (17 pieces worth) of gum in my mouth. Not intentionally either.

From Greg's Journal

I've decided to stay with dad tonight... I don't think he's gonna make it tonight... I read him a story (the fall of freddy the leaf) I've called him bucko and buckaroo, like he used to call me when I was little (I used to hate it, but I'd give anything for him to call me that one more time) I was surrounded by friends and family tonight, but now it's just me and dad... I've never been so afraid in my life... I'm afraid of losing this part of myself and I'm afraid of what I'm going to become when this is over... dad always hated when I'd slip and tell him goodbye... he used to tell me that I can say it to him when he dies... well, I promised him tonight that I was never going to say goodbye again, just 'see you later' I stayed with him until he went, a little later that night... I hate to tell people this, but all he said all night was 'help' and he'd throw up his arms when he'd say it... dad, what do you want me to do, how can I help you? I talked him through it... I held his hand... I told him that it was alright to go... to say hi to his mom and dad, and to get it ready for us, because we'd be along eventually... dad, you don't need to wait for us, we'll catch up when we're ready... it's alright, you don't need to fight anymore... go ahead dad, it's alright... and I watched the life fade from his body... I knew the exact moment that he left us... and it makes me feel better knowing that he wasn't alone that night"

I dread the day when I'm where Greg was that night. It hurts me to know he hurt that bad. It hurts me to know I'll hurt like that. God, I'm not ready to deal with death.

Lump...it's in my head.

I'd like to point out that if you want to put me in a bad mood lump me with everyone else.

America Online and Microsoft VS. VeriSign

This shit should be on pay-per-view.

Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) Soundboard

Vegas' grim side surfaces monthly

"Every year desperate men and women make the pilgrimage to the gambling capital to kill themselves. More than once a month, a visitor commits suicide here, according to Clark County Coroner records dating to October 1998."

That oughta put us on the map.

91 ways to cheat on your partner

I ask myself, "How does this benefit mankind?"

Yummy Cabbie

I just saw a really attractive female cabbie. Weird.

Butterfly Effect

Last night I saw Butterfly Effect with Aimee, Shnooks, Steve, MattMatt, and *girlsnameIforgot*. It was a really good movie. I was running late but the theatre forgot to start the movie, so I didn't miss anything. In fact they gave us all a free movie pass to see another movie. Mattmatt has determined that fat goth guys get sex in every reality. All he needs is a little eyeliner and he'll be getting mad sex. It was good to see you all again. I'm glad to be back. I missed you guys.

Friends

Whenever I think of Greg and Windy I'm filled with a sense of pride. You two make life worth living.

Pahrump: Non-stop Excitement

So I'm standing in the Wal-mart in Pahrump. This is where the local kids hang out. If I could only be so cool.

Wireless for everyone....

Let's hope I can get this lil' project off the ground before I'm forced to stop.

Drama free...until today.

I've been drama free for sometime now. I like that. But today I was FORCED into drama. How so? If a house was on fire and there was someone in there, do you leave them to burn because you don't want to get burned? No. You risk your ass and save them. Were you truely forced? No. But could you live with yourself if you didn't at least try? This isn't friend drama (the kind that I hate and have tried hard to stay clear of). This is family drama.

When its strictly between family, what do you do? Stay neutral right? But in my case staying neutral is worse than picking the wrong side. I know what I have to do, but I don't want to do it. God, I'm not ready for this.

Sims: The Porno

See now I could play this. I bet I could do it one-handed too.

The paint that ate smog

I like this stuff. I like it alot.

Rest in Peace: George Wayne Boucher

Born: Jan 4, 1946 Died: Feb 4, 2004 I didn't know him, but I know he had one hell of a son.

STFU

SuperBowl and some ass

To be honest, I didn't watch the game. I was too busy mingling about the party. I had my vidcam on and I'll be posting clips in the next day to two. I got some good stuff. Kim is in town. She and I went to Red Rock. On our way to leave Red Rock we noticed a bunch of traffic stopped. Lo and behold there were two wild donkeys grazing near the road. To be funny, I asked one of them to come over. She looked up at me and came walking over. I was able to touch her nose. Kim got some great photos. There was another family there. They got some pictures with us near the ass. The nice lady offered to send us some pictures. Hopefully she does.