Border Bound

I just crossed the border into Mexico. Only 2 hours until San Filepe.

I just made this up...

I'll give her more O's than a bowl of cheerios. -- Feel free to use it. Just give me credit.

Babies! (Part II)

PrincessXXX: hey im stupid and irresponsible and i have 3 kids PrincessXXX: :P Tripps: your point?

Glow-in-Dark Balls

I just ordered this set of 10. I can't wait!

Shark Cam

Mustangs

You can't own a Mustang modeled after '70 or before '05 and be cool. Since I'm not after cool, I think I still want one.

Just ask my ex's...

I make a good friend or lover but a really shitty boyfriend.

Naked Chicks

I need naked women promoting my site. You know, with "Yummynuggets" or "Tripps" (or something like that) written across some breasts. Odds are slim, but I can dream. Yes, Dream and I can get carpal tunnel.

Mouth Bacteria Defends Against AIDS Virus

"In laboratory tests, the researchers identified several Lactobacillus strains of naturally occurring oral bacteria that has the ability to latch onto the sugar coating on the envelope that encases the HIV virus particle and block infection."

Follow Up: House Rejects 'Low-Rider' Pants Ban

Greg made this. He has too much free time in Michigan.

KILLING AOL

I'll slowly push bullets into their brains with my thumb. I swear.

Winchester Mystery House

Here are pictures from the Winchester Mystery House. Kim took these when we went on the tour of the house. For more info on the house check here.

Warning: TMI

God am I horny today. It's so bad I can hardly get any work done.

Mob of children, adults chase down suspicious stranger

"'The little kids spotted him. The little kids started the chase,' Gonzalez said. 'All the little kids in the neighborhood -- they had sticks an everything.' "

I know this is a crappy shot. But it's the best I could do for now. This is my haircut. The gay Superman curl is natural.

Hair

I really like my new haircut. :)

Babies!

Why does it seem like all the people in the world who shouldn't be, are spawning? It seems to be increasing lately. If you're stupid, jobless, irresponsible, or not 18 years old you should not be breeding. Close your legs. Goddamnit!

Legal smoke rooms for schoolkids

Andy Kaufman Returns: For All the Non-Believers

Shag-able Music

What music do you get down and dirty to?

Stop the insanity.

"Spam last month accounted for two-thirds of all e-mail traffic, according to e-mail monitoring firm MessageLabs Inc. Things are even worse in the United States, where spam accounted for more than four in five e-mails, according to Message Labs."

I'm feelin' good.

I walked from LVAC to the Borders and had two independent cars full of girls offer to give me a ride. That ladies and gents is why I work out.

I just noticed something...

Bert's girlfriend looks stunningly like Jenny.

Give your condolences to Mikki...

One of my best friends was killed over $1,000!!! He took him into a wooded area, shot him in the head...

Female Employee Finds Web Cam Under Her Desk

"An Orange County Fire Department employee is supposed to protect people's privacy, but police say he violated a female employee by using a small web camera to spy on her. Now, the information systems administrator has resigned from his job."

For all my jobless friends. (a.k.a. Damn your George W. Bush.)

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Rabbit Creative & No Logo

"The privatization of public space in the form of the car continues the erosion of neighborhood and community that defines the metropolis. Road schemes, business 'parks,' shopping developments - all add up to the disintegration of community and the flattening of a locality. Everywhere becomes the same as everywhere else. Community becomes commodity - a shopping village, sedated and under constant surveillance. The desire for community is then fulfilled elsewhere, through spectacle, sold to us in simulated form. A TV soap 'street' or 'square' mimicking the area that concrete and capitalism are destroying. The real street, in this scenario, is sterile. A place to move through not to be in. It exists only as an aid to somewhere else - through a shop window, billboard or petrol tank. "

Does anyone think I was over reacting?

LtlDev1027: doing anythign interesting? Sppirt: adding -link removed- LtlDev1027: adding what? Sppirt: click the link LtlDev1027: it was a test ***** Sppirt: I'm adding ***** Sppirt: that's a test one LtlDev1027: oh LtlDev1027: woopi do Sppirt: *annoyed* Yea you try doing it. LtlDev1027: haha i seem to annoy you alot Sppirt: Well if you were working hard on something and someone came along and said "big deal" you would be annoyed to. Try being considerate of others. LtlDev1027: why? Sppirt: Why be considerate? LtlDev1027: i mean if they were doing something to better the world thats one thing... Sppirt: Because it means something to them... LtlDev1027: but a test thing? that does nothing Sppirt: It's not a test thing..it's me testing it. LtlDev1027: what ever Sppirt: From this point on I'm no longer being considerate of your feelings. Be advised. Sppirt: *back to work*

show me something more fuckin wrong then this

That's right, now I stole from you too.

I squeeled like a girl...

Jacob: So... what are you doing in December... sometime around the 18th? Me: What's up on the 18th of Dec? Jacob: Your little brothers planned wedding.

RSSify is Back!

Cats On Mars: The Comic!

I was one immortalized in a comic.

Always read the fine print...(Things collected by Microsoft when you report an error)

Names, versions and copies of actual files, such as:

Your documents

Application files

Configuration files

Setup logs

Networking report summary

Diagnostic logs

IP address (identifies your computer on the internet)

Names of Web sites you recently visited

Information you submitted to Web sites

Digital Product ID (your software license)

This is just a partial list. You bet your ass I'm never sending in one of those reports again.

Interesting take on gay marriage.

I’ve seen arguments on both sides of the Gay Marriage debate. I’ve seen people who support the amendment to the Constitution, waving around their bibles and their “God Abhors You” signs. I’ve seen people that support gay marriage with their rainbow t-shirts and protest signs as well. And I still go with what my gut told me when first asked whether I supported Gay Marriage or not...

This is for Greg. (Part 2)

<a href="http://www.yummynuggets.com" border=0><img src="http://www.yummynuggets.com/temp/greg-yummynuggets.gif"></a> This is the code to add a link to my site.

Balloons and the bank

Do you remember when you were little and you went to the bank with your mom or dad? They used to give out balloons. What ever happened to customer service like that?

My cat

Someone stole my cat, had it declawed, and then released it. I'm so angry I can't even finish this post.

Diary of a Porn Publisher

Banana Phone

Ladder Theory Master Page

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Who the fuck gave you the right to tell me what I think is decent?

"...fashions had gone so far that legislation was needed to bring them back within the bounds of decency"

I can't stand...

people who say "People shouldn't do this because I think it's wrong." Who put you in charge that you can tell people what they can and can't do based on your beliefs?

Greg loves blondes.
Greg loves asians.
The question then becomes: Does Greg love blonde asians?

What a shitty week...

I got my ass probed.

I have a new ex-girlfriend.

I didn't get my car.

I had a migraine

Beware Men: This is a scandelous ho.

Britney Naked (Possibly)

This should be my picture...

Violated

So they run all these tests and all that can tell me is what it isn't. They can't tell me what it is. So I have to go back in a week for another checkup. If I'm bleeding then, they are going to shove 30 feet of cable and a camera up my ass. That's gonna suck.

Ewwwy Ewwwy Ewwwy

I'm bleeding internally, there probably going stick something up my ass. I'm off to the hospital. Fun fun fun.

Jacket

Windy's mom gave me a leather jacket, I look damn hot in it. I'll get a digicam to take a picture with and I'll post it.

Alarm

I really want to post this morning but I have nothing to post about yet. Oh, wait, I slept through my alarm. It went off, I got up and turned it off, all without waking up. This is difficult to do because there are several step involved in shutting off my alarm. So I got to work an hour late. It's tragic, but I'll live.

Comments

Oh and there are old school comments below.

New Layout

I like this one. It's dark, minimal, but not creepy. Only the picture is creepy which is a play on Jasn's picture.

US Army War College Quarterly

"Police officers responded to a domestic dispute, accompanied by marines. They had just gone up to the door when two shotgun birdshot rounds were fired through the door, hitting the officers. One yelled `cover me!' to the marines, who then laid down a heavy base of fire. . . . The police officer had not meant `shoot' when he yelled `cover me' to the marines. [He] meant . . . point your weapons and be prepared to respond if necessary. However, the marines responded instantly in the precise way they had been trained, where `cover me' means provide me with cover using firepower. . . . over two hundred bullets [were] fired into that house."

BSD is for people who love Unix - Linux is for people who hate Microsoft

My penis needs legal council...

"Faye, Justin said I misrepresent his penis, you should redirect all penis inquires to him" - N

Sometimes I feel that this website and my blog have become an incredible waste of time. First off, I have all kinds of friends' blogs linked statically, but yet they don't link back. That's a slap in the face. I don't usually post how I feel on here. I don't know why exactly. When I do people go "whoa". Right this minute, I want to close down my site. You're all bastards.

Fucking phone...

I left my phone at home two days in a row. I'm so lame.

I'm still laughing...

Minimum Requirements for Longhorn

"Microsoft is expected to recommend that the 'average' Longhorn PC feature a dual-core CPU running at 4 to 6GHz; a minimum of 2 gigs of RAM; up to a terabyte of storage; a 1 Gbit, built-in, Ethernet-wired port and an 802.11g wireless link; and a graphics processor that runs three times faster than those on the market today. "

Be Selfish

It's alright to be selfish when it comes to looking for a partner. This is a hard concept for me to grasp. Because I don't like hurting people so I'll stay somewhere where I'm not happy just to avoid the end. This is unfair to all parties involved. A friend of mine pointed that out to me last night. When it comes to how I feel, I really shouldn't have to explain myself. There doesn't have to be a logical reason for it. "Emotion" is the antonym to "logic". That's what made Bones and Spock so great with each other. Logic can't get along with emotions. /dump

The top 20 guitar riffs according to Total Guitar magazine:

1. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses 2. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana 3. Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 4. Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple 5. Enter Sandman - Metallica 6. Layla - Derek & The Dominoes/Eric Clapton 7. Master Of Puppets - Metallica 8. Back In Black - AC/DC 9. Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix 10. Paranoid - Black Sabbath 11. Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne 12. All Right Now - Free 13. Plug In Baby - Muse 14. Black Dog - Led Zeppelin 15. Aint Talkin' 'Bout Love - Van Halen 16. Walk This Way - Aerosmith 17. Sunshine Of Your Love - Cream 18. No-One Knows - Queens Of The Stone Age 19. Paradise City - Guns N` Roses 20. Killing In The Name - Rage Against The Machine."

Amazing Photography

Today's Activities (in a beta format)

Sarah I ran into Sarah at the gym today. That was kinda cool. She just joined today. We're going to hang out this week. It's been 6 months since I've seen her. She hasn't changed a bit. Gym I'm changing my workout. I'm working out too much and not seeing enough results. So I'm going for the "work smart not hard" approach now. My workout is as follows: Legs Chest Back Shoulders Arms Off Off Each line is a day's workout. It should cut down the time at the gym as well. Bugs There are these bugs that have taken over the outside of our house. They keep getting worse and worse. I can't stand it anymore. Someone has to do something before they carry me off. Post Outting I went out last night with Becki and Aurora and Misfit. It was my first outting with said fellow. Nice guy. The more he drinks, the more annoying he gets, however. Pre Outting I'm going out with N tonight. I'm supposed to meet a friend of hers. This should be interesting.

Check my cam.

It's so Hitchcock-ian. Here's a sample.