Does everyone now understand why I talk about that place like it was heaven?
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
God, I wish this were only a chain letter...
Spread the word!. Read this. After your done picking up your jaw, spread the news.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Don't get me wrong, I think it's great. But...
...just wait, men will be slipping 'women's viagra' into women's drinks instead of GHB. I can see it now... From the article:
And it could reach the market in as little as three years. The full range of possible risks and side effects has yet to be determined, but already this much is known: a dose of PT-141 results, in most cases, in a stirring in the loins in as little as 15 minutes. Women, according to one set of results, feel 'genital warmth, tingling and throbbing', not to mention 'a strong desire to have sex'.
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Jacket
Windy's mom gave me a leather jacket, I look damn hot in it. I'll get a digicam to take a picture with and I'll post it.
Ewwwy Ewwwy Ewwwy
I'm bleeding internally, there probably going stick something up my ass. I'm off to the hospital. Fun fun fun.
Violated
So they run all these tests and all that can tell me is what it isn't. They can't tell me what it is. So I have to go back in a week for another checkup. If I'm bleeding then, they are going to shove 30 feet of cable and a camera up my ass. That's gonna suck.
What a shitty week...
I can't stand...
people who say "People shouldn't do this because I think it's wrong."
Who put you in charge that you can tell people what they can and can't do based on your beliefs?
Who put you in charge that you can tell people what they can and can't do based on your beliefs?
My cat
Someone stole my cat, had it declawed, took his balls and then released it. I'm so angry I can't even finish this post.
PHONE
My Blackberry took a shit. So I don't have my numbers or anything. However, I did put my sim card in another phone so you should be able to call me.
Men Made Easy
You'll find I added a new book under the "Read" catagory. Browse it in your free time.
The Mexican and his issues.
I think my parents are on to me 'bout my jerking off. They keep planting watersnakes all around the house.Enrique
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Friday, April 14, 2006
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora passed away in a car accident Sunday night while on vacation in Mexico. My heart goes out to Nathan, Aimee, April, Becki, Summer, and everyone else who knew her. She had alot of people who loved her. She will be missed. Services are to be held at Palm Mortuary @ 11am on Monday.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora passed away in a car accident Sunday night while on vacation in Mexico. My heart goes out to Nathan, Aimee, April, Becki, Summer, and everyone else who knew her. She had alot of people who loved her. She will be missed.
Aurora Pulley (1982 -2006)
Aurora passed away in a car accident Sunday night while on vacation in Mexico. My heart goes out to Nathan, Aimee, April, Becki, Summer, and everyone else who knew her. She had alot of people who loved her. She will be missed.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
How to end a Republican President
Mr. President, do you believe in the Bible's literal translation of the creation of the Earth, or do you believe in evolutionary theory? Either way, he's screwed.
How to end an Republican President
Mr. President, do you believe in the Bible's literal translation of the creation of the Earth, or do you believe in evolutionary theory? Either way, he's screwed.
We love to bump uglies
We love to bump uglies
We love to bump uglies
We love to bump uglies
we love to bump uglies
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Thud
Have you ever seen a cat atop a bookshelf or in a tree work up the courage to jump down only to fall flat on its face? Yea, that was me Tuesday. p0w3d.
Thud
Have you ever seen a cat atop a bookshelf or in a tree work up the courage to jump out of the tree only to fall flat on its face? Yea, that was me Tuesday. p0w3d.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Random Sex Facts
Semen does not contain protein. In fact, it's almost all complex sugars (ie: starch - think potatoes). There are approximately 180 calories per tablespoon of man jelly. The average man's wad is about a teaspoon and contains 250 million knuckle children. 90% of men masturbate 60% of women do too Women can have 6 types of orgasms while men are limited to two.
Machine Readable: The Cure for Information Overload
Found this post while surfing today: The Cure for Information Overload. I'm not sure about all of the conclusions, but it sure is an interesting theory. Make sure you check it out.
Knock Knock
I tell myself that all it would take would be for me to just knock on her door and tell her how I miss much her...but I couldn't go back to being that unhappy. Ever.
It's Insanity!
Who's smart idea was it to put the beginning of daylight savings time and April fools day on the same day? This is a recipe for disaster.
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