I'm a HOTorNOT moderator. I can't decide if this one is real or a hoax. Any opinions?

In celebration of the new Spiderman movie. I am resurrecting this photo from the archives. My spidey senses are tingling.

Moore's Film

shadowboxer: Read this if you've seen Moore's film. Tripps: I haven't seen it yet but here's the only reason why I like the film: It makes you question your government. I don't care if it's Bush or Clinton or George Washington. You question EVERYTHING Uncle Sam does. shadowboxer: I don't disagree Tripps: Even if it's all crap (it may very well be) it makes people question. shadowboxer: I never said questioning was bad Tripps: Nope. Tripps: I'm not arguing. Tripps: I'm just giving my stance on the film.

Sappy

Sleeping next to someone is underrated. There's a level of comfort you get that can't be found anywhere else.

More on the "women look for money" debate...

Tripps: Women look for money. Why? Because it's a sign the man would be able to support a child. Just like women used to go for the best hunters during prehistoric times. Tripps: It's built into us. Rachel: fuck that...no kids Tripps: I'm not saying for you. Jesus! Listen! Tripps: Even if you don't want kids doesn't mean you're not programmed for it. Rachel: i know that Tripps: So you know that your programmed to find a suitable mate that could support a potential child? Rachel: right Tripps: That's where the money comes in... Rachel: but if thats not what she wants...then how do you figure thast Tripps: It's BUILT IN Rachel: ok Tripps: You can't help it. Even if you're logical mind doesn't want kids.... Tripps: it's a part of our "animalistic side" Rachel: ok Ill handle that...but even if you are programmed to want it...doesnt mean you cant be happy without it Tripps: you're right you can be happy without it... you make your own happiness Rachel: and look deeper than that...at the person... Tripps: You don't need anything to be happy. Nothing at all, except conciousness. Tripps: happiness is something noone gives you.

This just in from Hotmail

"As a valued MSN Hotmail Extra Storage subscriber, we will be upgrading your storage capacity to a massive 2GB with 20MB attachment size at no extra cost to you!" I hope this means Google ups the stakes as well!

Click here if you' don't know where you are...

I'm such a geek.

You ready for this?

Shelly: hey..... Tripps: hey Shelly: how are you Tripps: great Did you see that? I said I was great! I never say that. It's only 9:35am but I'm hoping the day can stay in the "great" catagory. Help me keep it great.

NASA Spaces on Energy Solution

"The United States 'doesn't have the political will to fund the research' because of pressure from fossil-fuel lobbyists, Marzwell said. 'We could have become the Saudi Arabia of the world electricity market,' Marzwell said. But because the coal and oil industries don't want threats to their profits, they applied political pressure, causing the program to be scrapped, according to Marzwell."

Ladder Theory Master Page (repost)

"IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like ' I have lots of guy friends.' Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

The guy is gay

The guy does not find you attractive.

The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:

Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.

Comply "

My Car Color

FUCK YOU YELLOW

Liquor stores and now Spiderman, where will it end?

Domain on Auction

SEXUALBOOGERS.COM is up for auction. Get it while it's hot kids!

Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites)

If that shot isn't a begging to be a money shot, I don't know what is.

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The joke post was seriously lame. I don't know what kind of hippy drugs I was on when I posted it. Someone shoot me.

License Plates

I saw a license place yesterday that said "GOTMILF".

PHONE

My Blackberry took a shit. So I don't have my numbers or anything. However, I did put my sim card in another phone so you should be able to call me.

True or False

Is the following statement true or false? "This statement is false." Is that statement true or false?

Productivity is shot today because...

I GOT A NEW CAR! I don't remember who it was, but I know someone is really going to hate my car. It's yellow. I know, I know, but I liked the car and it's not like I had a choice of colors.

Commission releases 9/11 timeline

I just read this. It gave me chills. That was a well planned setup. They told everyone that they were heading back to the airport. Of course everyone was going to sit there and be quiet. They thought "well at least we'll have a cool story to tell." Old anger in me resurges at the thought of what Al-Quada did.

Random e-mail from Ian. Thanks.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KLALKME Here's a bisexual virgin that likes the cock. masterbation pee, penis, pimpin, punk, pussy, giving head, titties

Atkins Diet Fanatics Assault Cookie Monster

"'Oh, me so scared,' wailed the furry blue monster from his apartment above Mr. Hooper's store,' but it not so bad; people been sending me maannnny cookies... ha ha ha,' Mr. Monster added."

Comments

I removed anonymous comments. There are a few people who like to talk and hide behind the anonymity of the internet. I KNOW who they are, but they don't want to come forward. So I'm making it impossible to post without identifying yourself. Sorry that some kids had to ruin "show and tell" for everyone.

Heh...

When searching for "Banana Phone" I come up as 40th on Google.

I've never seen this before...

BEGIN WHOIS RECORD ------- * * WELCOME to the VeriSign Global Registry Service Whois Server. * * Sorry, the Whois database is currently down. * * Please wait a while and try again. Thanks * END WHOIS RECORD ------

Word of the Day: AMBIDEXTROUS

15 year-old sperm donor happy to come to brother’s rescue

“I am honored that they are naming the baby after me. My only regret is that I couldn’t make the baby the old fashioned way. Adrienne was a cheerleader at Purdue and is still pretty hot. I wouldn’t have minded taking a stab at her in the sack,”

Closure vs. Revenge

Closure is only a false hope. There can never really be closure simply by bringing pain to another human being. You are just compounding the pain and termoil. The problem must be dealt with individually by the wronged.

Alternative to cat declawing.

Buttered Sins

I feel bad for eating buttered popcorn and drinking diet soda. I'm such a woman.

Eros Guide Las Vegas Erotica Magazine

All the time with the "blah blah blah"

Jenny: Justin is bad blah blah blah. He did this and said this. Blah blah blah. 1 year later: Jenny: I'll still defend you in your absence...My opinion of you grows higher every time I talk with you. I try not to let people get under my skin. Talking about someone never accomplished anything. People tend hear all these awful things about me. Then some of them get to know me, and realize that 75% of what was said about me was bullshit. I need a PR person.

Study finds dogs understand language

"German researchers have found a border collie named Rico who understands more than 200 words and can learn new ones as quickly as many children."

I, Robot

In the near future, technology and robots are a trusted part of everyday life. In “I, ROBOT”, that trust is broken and one man, alone against the system, sees it coming. The film employs spectacular visual effects innovations beyond any ever put on screen, to bring a world of robots to life. The film is directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow) and is set in a world created by famed science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in his short story collection “I, ROBOT“.

How can the movie suck with a director like that?

Elitist

The best computer people I've ever met were more that willing to teach you anything you wanted to know. They don't have the elitist attitude. They don't need to. They already know they're the best and they can't be intimidated by an up and coming admin. Bryce and Bill are my examples of people who really know their shit, and are willing to teach others. All the elitists I've ever met didn't really know as much as they let on. I may say I know a lot but at least I have the scruples to admit when I don't know something and then learn it. If someone wants to know something, I'm more than willing to teach them.

Car - Boss - Loans

Tripps: My boss is going to loan me the money for my car :) PEmbrace: thats so awsome PEmbrace: cool boss Tripps: no he's a dick Tripps: it's cheaper to help me get a car then fire me PEmbrace: then why he lending you the money? PEmbrace: hahaha Tripps: seriously Tripps: he said it too

Google Search: tripps

I come up (via Blogger) as 6th. :)

Dark Horizons: Interview - Vin Diesel for "The Chronicles of Riddick"

"'I'm into D&D a lot. 'It was a training ground for a lot of my adventures.'"

What a fucking concept...

Perhaps people would link to my posts more if I posted original content. Brilliant!

Good to the last drop...

Becki: i'm feeling adventurous, so i might attempt to eat Becki: i think that it might have been what i had for lunch yesterday that made me sick Becki: because i felt fine until after i ate Tripps: Throat yogurt could settle your stomach. :) Becki: i don't have any in the house Tripps: poopy Becki: guess i'll just have to settle for ramen Tripps: eeew Becki: plenty of people would say the same about your suggestion. Tripps: Nah Tripps: It's good to the last drop Becki: lol Becki: why don't you have some then? Tripps: I had a bad experience with it Becki: that shouldn't keep you from trying again Tripps: oh it does. Tripps: besides it's a gift... would I bake you a meatloaf and then eat it all? Becki: that's a very disturbing comparison Tripps: I know. It's great.

Accusations

If person A accuses person B of something but doesn't want person B to know that the accusation is being made, I would doubt person A. I was thinking about this today when something old came up about me. It's funny, I never knew the accusation was made until today. It isn't true. But if I didn't know it was made I couldn't prove it to be false. P.S. - Don't ask. It's not worth the pixels.

Take a moment to reflect on this:

Owner Seeks $7M for Chicken Ranch Brothel

Come'on buy our competitors.

Icky

No matter how happy you are in life, you still feel icky the first time you see your ex with someone else.

Blogger Stats

Have a blogger but can't figure out how many page hits it has? Want to know who referred someone to your site? Check out http://stats.blogger.com

SBC DSL

I know they now offer service in Las Vegas, but has anyone used them yet? Ask around for me.

Quote #261931

Phoenix: Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story? Phoenix: So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Phoenix: Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. Phoenix: So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. Phoenix: All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. Phoenix: I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. Phoenix: She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. Phoenix: I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

R.I.P. - Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

Creed Breaks Up

I'm saved from shitty music.

The 10 Best Internet Fads

"A lot of people will pretend this clip is childish and that they’re above it, and if you’re one of those people, I’m sure you’ll soon be getting your sophistication trophy at the You’re So Great Festival."

Bush-Cheney '04 Commits 'an astonishing abuse of religion

"The Bush-Cheney campaign has dropped any pretense of honoring the separation of church and state mandated by the Constitution, and puts in jeopardy the non-profit status of 1600 houses of worship by asking them to engage in partisan politics."

The End is Nigh!

And behold, the forth angel did open his scroll and did proclaim, Hasselhoff and IceT to make rap album, and a great pestilence was loosed upon the land...

Walmart Sells Websites

Internet videos you should see...

Eels - Gross Rejected - Funny Cash (Hurt) - Sad

Annoyed...

I hate when people take shots at me in a way that, if I said anything, would make people think I'm being egocentric, because perhaps, I'm assuming too much. Bullshit.

I need your opinion!

Adreanna

She's pretty, cool, kinda geeky, and lookin' for work.

Mexico Revelations

honestillusions: So come to any great realization on your trip? Tripps: yes.. i need a house in mexico and work is for bitches... I need money for nothin'

Inorganic oil: much ado about nothing?

Follow up and debunking.

This is how they declaw a cat. Bastards.

If you have a myspace account, I've been told these are really fun to go to.

Sustainable oil?

Most of you people wont read this. You uncaring illiterate bastards.

mmm Mexico

Having returned from San Felipe, all I can say is I've found something new to strive for. I'll post about the trip tomorrow.