When someone you don't know reachs out to shake your hand, shake it. If you don't, you should be prepared for a punch in the face. I'm not saying you need one, I'm just saying its fair game. Most people like to drink and have fun. There is a line however. When you're friends tell you they're leaving before you get your asked kicked by the entire bar, you've crossed said line. Eggs: Eat'em, Lay'em, Fertilize'em. They are not a fashion accessory, however. A parking brake is the tool of choice at drive through abortion clinics. Roast beef does not a sugar glider make. Rhinestones on your ass? No. Not ever, for any reason. View the original post and comment.
