I saw the coolest bumper sticker it said "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus." Then I found the website for which it came from. Check out this pic.

At 2:20pm yesterday I saw the flashing lights in my head and knew I was in for a world of pain. By 3:45pm I passed out in the men's restroom at work after throwing up all the food I had eaten. The pain had gotten so bad it made me ill. I came to when someone else from infosys woke me up. He noticed I was laying on the floor of the bathroom. I was angry. It had been the only time since this thing had started that I didn't feel pain. At 4:30 pm I'm laying under my desk at work because the lights were too bright. The pain is overwhelming and I wish I were dead. 5:00pm I have to drive myself home. 5:45 I get home after dry heaving at every red light. I honestly didn't think I was going to make it home w/o an accident. 5:50 I'm laying in bed and Tom offers me half a loritab. I accept and now I wakeup at 2:30 in the morning headache free. I do, however, have that post migraine-hangover feeling. It feels like I'm hung over but I haven't drank. I'm ok now, but for all those who wondered where I went for the remainder of the day, now you know.

By request: taken down.

So I have informed all the people who needed to know. I don't hate any of them, I just don't enjoy their company anymore. I don't even feel comfortable around them. They have all been informed. If your friends with these people don't feel like you have to avoid me. Personally, I don't feel I'm in a place to decided who talks to who. As far as those go whom I've had a change of heart with: it was because I realized I was in the wrong.

For all you crazy kids trying to find some good webcam software, try this.

I did some re-evaluating of friendships and decided to eliminate a few people. I've also decided to add a few people who I had previously shunned. Don't bother e-mailing me asking me whom. If it's not you then it's none of your business, if it's you then you'll know becuase I don't talk to you anymore. I'm not picking a fight, nor do I want one. I just don't feel these people are what I want in my life right now. If you think you may be on of these people catch me online and I'll tell you if it's you and I'll explain why. But that's it. More later...

Ten rules that make the difference between a "Good Player" and a "Bad Player" 1. Thou Shalt Never Kiss & Tell This is how you get a player's reputation to begin with. Besides, women hate finding out just how naughty they were last night through the grapevine. Keep your mouth shut; it will keep them coming back for more naughty games without having to worry about tarnishing their clean-cut reputations. 2. Thou Shalt Not Make Empty Promises Never lie or make empty promises to a woman just to satisfy your own short-term needs. There is nothing more valuable than a man's word. Once you break it, you are no longer honorable -- and word gets around fast. 3. Thou Shalt Always Show Your Cards You will be surprised at how many women love to play without any strings attached. There is no reason to lie. Let them know where you stand at all times. 4. Thou Shalt Be Charming You need to be charming with everyone including ugly women, older women and even men. Charm is simply the art of letting someone know that you feel good about them, without asking for anything in return. 5. Thou Shalt Be Helpful And Friendly A friendly demeanor will minimize stress and make it easier for you to be charming. Besides, what better way to meet women than through a smile? Some people feel that helping or doing favors for others isn't worth the effort unless there is some sort of beneficial result. The problem with this way of thinking is that sometimes you might underestimate the person in need. 6. Thou Shalt Not Cut Your Wingman's Grass Some men have difficulty approaching women, so they cowardly wait behind enemy lines and let their wingmen do all the hard work before making a move. This is known as cutting your wingman's grass or nipping his wings. Never join a mission unless you're signaled for help or backup. 7. Thou Shalt Never Mock A Fault Men who laugh at the faults or misfortunes of others lose respect of the people around them. Player's proverb: "It takes a lot more courage to laugh at yourself than at others." 8. Thou Shalt Leave Them Wanting More Be generous and share as much of your time as you can spare, but always leave them at the most exciting part of the night. Before things begin to get boring, leave them wanting more. 9. Thou Shalt Worship All Women Besides making a woman feel happy, sexy and respected, you will also make her want to remain in your presence -- especially if you can make her feel this way every day. A good player will treat all women -- beautiful, ugly, short, tall, fat, skinny, young, and old -- in the same manner. 10. Thou Shalt Be Passionate About Everything The important point here is that it has to be genuine. Player's proverb: "Make love as though it is the last time every time -- even with one-night stands -- good first impressions lead to better future sessions."

This is the funniest shit on the planet! Click and be patient. It's worth it.

Check this link out. As I was working today I found a file extension of "*.pee". Now I need one of "*.sex" and one of "*.gay". That would rock. Thanksgiving was really good. I mean as good as it can be considering I slept through like more than half of the evening. I was tired. I put the carburetor on my car and it made it run retarded so I'm going to wait until Monday and have John help me out and tune it up. It's funny I can put one one but I can't tune it. I'm still learning.

So I moved into my new place. Tom is a cool roommate. He's going to be gone for the whole weekend so I have the house to myself. That's excellent. I'm tired. I'm going home and unpacking my stuff and then maybe taking a nap. I need one I'm cranky. I'm installing my carburetor tonight.

No time to type, busy moving...

w0rd.

Ok noone is posting to input epiphany. I had several people ask for me to put it up and now noone posts to it. Look! It's me! I will post the purity scores as soon as I get Aimee, Steve, and Nathan's. For those of you not participating in my birthday drink-a-thon/strip-a-thon here is the updated list for my birthday: TV Tuner card Archos 500204 Jukebox Studio 20 MP3 Player & Hard Drive Beard Trimmer Chilton's Mustang Repair&Tune-up Guide, 1965-73 Color Webcam Coat or Jacket Digital Camera Tool Set Will add more later.... Please keep in mind I'm not asking you to buy me a new one if you can find some of the electronic stuff in a pawn shop, to me, it's just as good.

Well here's an interesting link. I just got a new carb for my car for 60 bucks! I am so tired and I'm listening to the blues. B.B. King and Earl Hooker make up my playlist. I haven't had a day off in almost 12 days.

So much work, but the boss says "I'm doing a good job." So I'm ok.

overcome by your moving temple, overcome by this holiest of altars, so pure, so rare, to witness such an earthly goddess, that i've lost my self control. beyond compelled to throw this dollar down, before your holiest of altars. i'd sell my soul, my self esteem, a dollar at a time, for one chance one kiss, one taste of you, my magdalena. i bear witness to this place, this prayer, so long forgotten, so pure, so rare, to witness such an earthly goddess, that i'd sell my soul, my self esteem, a dollar at a time, for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my black madonna. i'd sell my soul, my self esteem, dollar at a time, one taste of you, my magdalena.

This take a special kind of moron. I would like to thank Mike (matzahbal) for the link. You can see his page under the "sites" area. I have a palm pilot now. It's a PALM IIIc. I guy a work with is having money problems and so he sold it to me for cheap. How cheap? Cheap, cheap.

So if you're reading this then my real page is backup. I would like to give thanks to "iframe" for making this all possible. If you have an idea of where to stick the "input epiphany" button let me know.

I've received several scores from the purity test but by request I'm not going to post them. For those of you not participating in my birthday drink-a-thon/strip-a-thon here is what for my birthday: TV Tuner card Archos 500204 Jukebox Studio 20 MP3 Player & Hard Drive Beard Trimmer Chilton's Mustang Repair&Tune-up Guide, 1965-73 Color Webcam Will add more later....

Fuck! I said I would work graves, but now I've been volunteered for day. So I no longer have a weekend. Don't fear though I'm available after 5.

I scored a 32.8 percent on my purity test. Go ahead and take it. Get back to me with the score.

This is cool. You know sometimes I wish I would get into art. Looks like I'm working this weekend. I'm happy. I could use the money. We are winning the war on "fun.love". I'm going to be working graveyard so as to not ruin any plans I may make.

If you have the file flcss.exe on your machine it means you have the "fun.love" virus. Go to this site. It is a free online virus scanner. Bookmark the site and visit at least once a week.

I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid that after I'm dead I'll be forgotten. 200 years from now nobody will give a rats ass what Justin Coffi said or did. It makes me sad. I think that's why I want to join MENSA. Maybe through there I can make connections that will allow me to do something that can change the world. That and it will add some validity to all the theories I have. On another note, I am no better than anyone I have ever looked down upon. That's why I don't judge people now. I know that I am not much better.

The Hollow run desire run this sexual being run him like a blade to and through the heart no conscience one motive to cater to the hollow screaming feed me here fill me up again temporarily pacify this hungering so grow libido throw dominoes of indiscretions down falling all around in cycles circles constantly consuming, conquer and devour it's time to bring this fire down bridle all this indiscretion long enough to edify and permanently fill this hollow feed me fill me up again temporarily pacifying feed me here fill me up again temporarily pacify this hungering

Happy Birthday Steve! Maybe, if you're lucky, this year you can look 13.

This blog will be something to look at until I decide on what I want to put up. This just in...someone I work with for over a year thought, until today, that I was bi-sexual! Weird.