I'm a l33t hax0r!

A vegan couple has been busted for starving their baby daughter - by denying her breast milk and formula.

Here is what the atomic license plate looks like.

Read the whole story, it's good.

I'm a fucking fish.....

Police at Oslo's Majorstua station have been flooded with complaints about a man approaching woman, asking to smell their feet and then inviting them home to have sex.

Green Day is still hardcore.

looking at the source, I don't think this really works. But hten again I cold be wrong. Check it out.

Become a Ninja in 6 Easy Steps. This has to do with ninjas. Must be a "veiled" threat.

103 year old parrot swears like a drunken sailor

You spilled my coffee! DIE SONOFABITCH!!!

Porn Star to Woo Voters Again - Thanks Mikki

Welcome to Zombo.COM!

Miss Greece Evelina Papantoniou - No Thanks Needed (not safe for work)

Repost by request: "Veiled Threat"

Read this while I get my gat! "I'm blood man! I'm blood!"

Sounds like fun doesn't it?

If you like Eminem download this song.

Anyone care to comment?

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three Finally, you will covertly move your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Top CIA official warns next terror attack unavoidable

See if you can find Jenny!

Cap'n Motherfuckin' Crunch

So ya wanna be a stripper? Find out how.

Several sightings of some pussy in the neighborhood.

Gates' attempts to buy Nintendo

Hire Phil the Ninja. Millenium Special - Kick In The Balls: $25.00

Dog With Head Stuck In Jar Avoids Capture

Gravilux

Mike you're gay.

This story is great because virii never mutate. They never change to fit their enviroment. This also works because Jews and Arabs have NOTHING in common genetically. Israel's Ethnic Weapon?

"O what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive!" - Scott, Sir Walter (1771-1832) "It is a double pleasure to deceive the deceiver." - JEAN DE LA FONTAINE

I want a plate with a mushroom cloud!

Transhumanism: Matrix Style

Streakers Hall of fame

TLC Singer Killed in Car Crash

On Reality. Philosophers have puzzled over it. Scientists have studied it. Network executives market it. Reality. What is Reality? Like Morpheus said, "It's all around us." A neural-interactive simulation construct thingie designed to do whatever the hell it was designed to do. Me, I call it the ultimate buzzkill. I'd be grooving along all blissful and ignorant and happy as shit and BAM! Reality hits me like a thunderbolt. A reality check, they call it. A wake-up call. A kick in the ass. And it totally wrecks my buzz, man. But hey, I can dig it. Sometimes things go your way, other times you realize that evil robot machines are harvesting your energy supply. You win some, you lose some, you know what I'm saying? So bring it, Reality. Let's dance

Quote - Shelly Temple's daughter (very hot) - "Where do you want me to put my thingy-bobbers?" Anyone have any answers?

DEADLY AND DANDY PLAYGROUNDS OF YESTERYEAR

Your questions answered: by the Guy Who Writes the Mega Tags for Porn Sites

Mice in Space. Fucking.

Neighbor tells area kids, "If you want to see my 9mm Glock, come and toilet paper my house."

Girlfriend working long hours? Have a "new" friend suddenly? How to catch her cheating

DON'T CLICK THIS!

"My hand's the squirrel and it's looking for nuts."

47 percent of adults are functionally illiterate

Eminem buys every copy of "The Face" magazine and destroys them, because the cover shows him in a pink T-shirt (second story)

What would happen if you used this to jerk off instead of lotion.

Kidnapped or not, she looks like a whore.

Experts baffled at the failure of the 'Just Say No' approach to sex ed

I never knew SPAM was worth so much.

I read this and I have to agree with Ingrid. I need all of your opinions on this.

Well if I don't get the job in Project team there is always a job lined up for me in Network Engineering. It's a payraise. Not a bunch, but it's something.

Convicted Child-Killer Distributes Fliers

A senior Sri Lankan policeman was beaten up and tied to a tree ...

Waylon Smithers Thanks Mike. Oh and update your site fucker.

Dead Man Ticketed by Police

teacher arrested for showing porn

I am now forbidding myself from ever watch a philosophical movie ever again.

EVERYONE BUY THIS GAME!

So if I don't get this promotion I'm being moved off property to Mirage. I'm so sad I could cry.

By posting this I am in no way supporting "Goth".

Average Guy Is A 14-Minute Man

Yahoo - Newsweek: Marketing Pitch for Next Star Wars Sequel, 'Attack of the Clones,' Promises 'Darker Feel, Closer to the Original Saga' With 'No Silly Characters Or Kids'

This guy is dreamy. *sigh*

Anna Kournikova to be in June�s US edition of Penthouse

�I cannot believe teachers could be so unbelievably stupid. I am utterly disgusted.�

Pokemon and Mac OS X are Communist propaganda from Satan

I think I need to make peace with myself. *sigh*

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting out to give himself up.

Everyone better read this. It's all true. WHY BUSH WILL BE A ONE-TERM PRESIDENT

'Artists' who skinned a live cat for sake of art project won't get jail time

"The Mayor's Viagra"

Body found in Seattle home of Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley

The cam is on. I didn't go to bed until 4:15am so don't expect me up bright and early.

I'm much too young to feel this damned old.

DONATE NOW. HEHEH

Riddle: Distances to certain cities are written below. BERLIN 200 miles PARIS 300 miles ROME 400 miles AMSTERDAM 300 miles CARDIFF ? miles How far should it be to Cardiff ?

Failed the fucking test AGAIN! Bah.

Sorry about the lack of posts today. It's a busy day. I have tests to take and interviews to prepare for.

What happened to me that I have become so detached from the world? It's almost like I've become emotionally autistic. I think I feel safer this way.

In reference to my brother: "He is going to Lubbock this weekend to compete in a writing competition. He placed in his school (3rd) Then placed 2nd in district and now he is going regional. I hope that he makes it to state. I think that he is a lot smarter than alot of people give him credit for." He's site is located under sites.

This is my friend Leptir's site. This is her webcam. Enjoy!

So Jenny left last night. Despite how everyone else feels about her. She is my friend and I'll miss her. Good luck Jenny. I hope you don't come back fucked up because of Jeff.

Oh shit I want one of these.

Drunken fight over $12.50 ends with man's head buried in playground. "We didn't want to go to jail so we killed him."

"Everyone else gets into a car crash with their clothes on," said Jason Leggee, 17. "I feel the fact that we were naked gave us the extra karma to let us live."

Fox cancels Ally McBeal

Man poops tobacco to sell to fellow inmates. Inmates note the nutty flavor

Indian man wants to marry a dog

Man protests street preaching by stripping to underwear and standing next to preacher while holding sign that reads "He gives a good blowjob"

It pays to pay attention to world events.

Weed wacker vs Watermelon. Lets get ready to rummmmmble!

Putting Bunnies in a Trance

Nullsoft might charge for new player.

I expect some damn good commenting on this one.

IFILM's Erotica Channel

TWEEEDUMS: ya can't be angry with a pink webpage

Collect all 12!

The Church of SpongeBob Squarepants

Boulder homeless get workout equipment. Hey, I have an idea, why don't you give them some fucking food?!?

Boy Scouts To Patrol For Child Molesters

Net thieves caught in action

Everyone is a critic.

No wonder Amtrak is going out of business. Look how cheap it is.

The Anal Sacs Page Not a joke. Very informative.

French driving students may soon have to wait 24 hours before finding out test results because too many candidates are attacking examiners who fail them on the spot.

Residence Life: ClientLogic style

Danger Mouse is the shit. I used to watch this show all the time. The little side jokes made that show perfect.

Top 10 flash videos ever!

vanilla Coke to be on sale May 15

Look it's Mountain Dew. No, it's speed. It's Provigil.

Feel free to jack these pictures from this site. Why would I care, they aren't copyrighted and they aren't mine.

Hitchcock eat your heart out.

Check out the photo on the top right hand side.

"She was guiding herself on him, feeling the Pleasure fell her with every stroke, breathing hard and crying out. Suddenly the need was stronger upon him, building with each lift and plunge. He let go of her breasts, leaned back on his hands, and raised up, lowered, and raised again. Both cried out as waves of intense Pleasure grew with each thrust, until with a glorious flood of shuddering release, they peaked in a culmination of delight." �from The Shelters of Stone by Jean M. Auel (Crown Publishers, 2002)

Internet Radio > A site that lists college radio stations that broadcast over the internet.

Sex Positions For Different Heights

Understanding turbans

Ha! I knew it.

Here's a real 3-D display.

A Top-Secret, One-of-a-Kind Mac

Yumm, it's a poo fish.

Giant dust storms in China and Africa blowing toxic soup of pollution, pesticides, insects, bacteria, viruses across ocean to US.

Iraq's Saddam Hussein not only is acquiring nuclear weapons but may have the means of delivering them against the United States.

DEEP, DEEP POOH-POOH

Long story short: Cheaper oil.

Big bucks! No whammies! Big bucks! STOP!

Ladies and gentlemen, J. Lo's vagina. Thank you.

Fight the power ladies, fight the power. Mmm yes..fight them hard and long and thro...er tough.

That's service with a (cut you a new) smile.

"it was a necessary examination"

spray-on computer display

Damn fat bitch.

Throw out your compass.

EWWW Dissect a frog online.

Webcam pic o' the day.

This is what my drunk friend said last night...too bad I had gone to bed. You read and you decide: xxxxxxxx: You know, by the name Yummy Nuggets. I think that you're interested in men. That is wrong, that is what I beleive. I also beleive in free will. If you want to talk about it, I'm here. My best friend, in LV is guy. it's strange I've never even been drawn to the same sex. *shrug*. To be honest with you, wich is what I'm doing 200%, I think your kinda curous. I can explan why it does not fell right yet it's so tempting.

When games stop being fun (EVERCRACK)

Echo Boomers: The term Generation Y just doesn't have the same marketing cachet as Generation X. So meet the "Echo Boomers," the generation born between 1980 and 1995.

Christina Ricci boobies (Not safe for work)

Girl, 12, Kept Out of School as Servant in Irvine

Man Shoots Off Brain Tumor

Very cool site. I just did a random blog peek at someones blog. Check out the site. With new correct website.

I would get fucked in the ass by a horse for that much money. I'm serious. (3rd story down)

I should stop drinking soda.

The 27-year-old woman had 'a strong need' to go around naked in the apartment...

He recalled his upbringing as the second of four children born to school teachers. He said he was raped by a teenage neighbor at age 8, and began having hallucinations before he left home for the Navy at age 17. He said he hears many voices, including "a chorus whose job seems to be to tell me what a bad person I am."

Potatoland

Followup to 1,400 college alcohol deaths...

New form of matter possibly found

8-year-old boy drives himself to school in a stolen car

Right wing blacks out panties.

Lost city found off Indian coast

Because Rachel decided to visit my site from her school, I know have the DNS name for their proxy server. See what info you can find on "blackhole.ccsd.net". Heheheh.

Sahara comes to Switzerland

Finger Transplant � Gaioz Jakeli lost his manhood and the ability to urinate because of cancer. In attempt to replace his manhood, Gaioz had his middle finger removed. The finger was attached to create a channel for conventional urination. Twelve days after the operation, the man was able to urinate normally, from what used to be his middle finger. His sex life has resumed as well.

School tries to stop nude football match. Thanks Mikki.

Hey rachel, on your blog you don't have Capricorn.

This site isn't Jenny's. In fact it's borderline illegal.

Here is a quote from the SPAM I got. Who writes this shit? What asshole would think this e-mail was real? "HI, MY NAME IS LISA, AND I JUST TURNED 18 WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE NOW I CAN SUCK ALL THE COCK I WANT AND IT IS TOTALLY LEGAL!" "Come watch me and my friends sucking cock, eating loads of gooey cum, fucking, doing girl on girl, and much much more!" I need a best of spam section. Hmm there's an idea.

I'm gonna flame the hell out of this guy. He's annoying.

Here is your analysis Your view on yourself Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener; they'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them. The type of girl/boyfriend you are looking for.< You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes. Your readiness to commit to a relationship. You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship. The seriousness of your love. Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates. Your views on education Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own. The right job for you. You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success. How do you view success? You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. What are you most afraid of? You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear. Who is your true self? You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart, rather than your head, needs to solve. Take the quiz here.

Researchers have trapped a laser pulse inside a glass chamber

Christ or no this isn't what Jesus wanted.Stupid fucking people

There are alot more planets out there like earth than previously expected.

This guy is fuckin' nuts.

Where are they now: Jamie Farr from M.A.S.H.

Dealers open up full service drive-thru window to sell crack

The streets must be dirty is Canada

Finally a cure for crabs...oh wait.

Wireless monitors coming soon

holographic DVD's I'm dumb.

Some fuel-cell vehicles to finally hit the streets, gradually

US has to take off glasses because the people of afganistan think the glasses give poeple x-ray vision.

Holographic porn!

One of my faavorite sites. I read this site over and over.

Missouri is at war with "goths".

So is this worse than my "fuck work" shirt?

Bottled water is a sham!

AskMen.com - Get woman into bed

$1.46-a-gallon gasoline this summer

Yahoo to start step up it's spamming.

Check to see if your favorite show is cancelled.

Redhead of the week archive (Not Safe for Work)

Christina Ricci in see-through dress

2 men, 1 horse, 1 truck. Hilarity ensues.

I had 96 files here at work. hehehe.

What would you do for $200?

hurley is gone

Kill MS Messenger Thanks Jeff.

For the ladies...

Ten-year-old honor student suspended for pointing an oak leaf at another student.

I'd like to give a shout out to my main nephew.Word Jesus, word.

Woman tests her teargas on innocent passerby, unimpressed with results .(thrashing and screaming)

oh! oh! shoot me! SHOOT ME!

quack befriends bitch

Right wings everywhere rejoice! Penthouse on brink of collapse. Teens everywhere discover others uses for left hand.

Mayor gets pissed and buys Web addresses named after critics

New layout. Comments needed.

Cock n balls

Sullen Time-Traveling Teen Reports 23rd Century Sucks

ASFAR believes drinking age should be 18.

HOW TO KILL YOURSELF

Frog dance on filling flaps fails flush.

Imagine if Jenna Jameson did escort work? I guarantee she would be flown around the world to posh areas just to open up her bunghole and suck dick. And she'd make a fortune.

The 6 Biggest Continuity Errors in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Take the me quiz!

Webcam shot of the day.

Goats to be banned, American-Scots to protest.

Hidden cameras uncovered in house rented by young women

Snakebite victim grabs serpent, gets a second venomous bite

ah, I love SF CA.

Shit there goes my case that the internet ISN'T filled with morons.

SexShare: Elizabeth Hurley - Page 1

Teddy Borg You've probably seen it but I'm putting it up so I can have an archive of it and look at it later.

Could "Goth" get any more trendy? This hit me as I was reading bad A/B poetry from a bunch of psuedo-suicidal kids. It always makes me feel better about myself. I ran acrossed a link called Gotta Be Goth. Does that sound like a fucking NIKE add or what?

"KRONOS is my bitch." - Rusty

Boy Becomes Ill After Airport Security Check

Why is it that the more hits I get the less comments I get?

Booty Call #31. Enjoy kids!

Kids go on playground rampage, 18 injured

Woman 'eight weeks pregnant with clone'...

Sinfest uses eXTReMe Tracking

Travis' Ninja Lessons: Lesson 01

I love these stories.

3d monitors are here.

Official Mike The Headless Chicken Coop

Constitution of the Confederate States of America

Farmer finds 2 headed snake.

Unknown spy satalite found. What bothers me is that noone cares that we're spying on each other.

What if...

Teen admits underwear theft

Rare Planetary Traffic Jam

I remember this dude.

Dork

Isn't this entrapment?

Well now all I need to hear is that mullets are cool and my family will be trendy :)

Call me Blah, blah.

Tennessee's finest.

I wish.

We're evolving:"About half of black girls in the US begin developing breasts or pubic hair by age eight..."

Fatal Crash Involves 'Welcome To Minnesota' Sign

Highest B.A.C. in Scottish history.

KQRC reported the water contained "high levels of a naturally occurring substance," dihydrogen monoxide, that causes increased urination, profuse sweating and wrinkling of hands and feet. Boiling the water long enough would get rid of the substance, however.

The PUSSY SNORKEL

How cool is this job? Admin.- Clerical NW LV - Must have computer knowledge, exp. Answer phones. F/T, days, benefits, 401K. Pay DOE. Call Jake Johnson at 702-464-8509 or stop by any Palm Mortuary or Cemetery to fill out an application, attn Jake Johnson.

I'm going to be screwing with CSS for a while tonight. So be prepared.

Cat Power Unlike a dog's behavioral characteristics�loyalty, obedience and a fierce instinct to protect its master�the domestic cat has earned a reputation for being aloof, independent and manipulative, creating the illusion that kitty needs his owner a lot less than the owner needs kitty. In Lansing, Michigan, one pet has the city's residents re-thinking the human-feline bond. Earlier this week, thirty-six-year-old Wulfrido Lopez snatched a seven-year-old girl from his front lawn apparently planning to have his way with her. Lopez carried the girl into his home and gagged her with duct tape. As the molester tried to remove the girl's pants, her cat, which she had clung to for the duration of her ordeal, attacked her abductor, allowing her to escape. When the Lansing police special tactical team arrived at the home with a search warrant, they found Lopez hiding in a crawl space in the basement, covered in dirt to conceal himself. What a pussy.

Win a brand new Toy-yoda

AskMen.com - Body language

'Predator' Rejected As School Mascot, reminds people of priest.

I'm old, therefor I'm a minority.

Bicycle Safety Lights with LED spoke lights for your bike

Exploitation Now!

Borgi borgi borgi

Ventura plays April Fools' joke on jackals

This was Greg the bunny before Fox watered it down.

Russian cosmonauts will travel to Mars in 2005

I hated all of these...except Gummibears.

"allege an Arkansas resident tried to..." Try to guess what comes next.

Scientific American: Feature Article: Augmented Reality: A New Way of Seeing: April 2002

The Scooby-Doo reunion.

Top Ten April Fools

Bert and Ernie homosexual coverup

Christopher Walken