Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you will destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the spice girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror. Stage Three Finally, you will covertly move your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the return of the antichrist. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god. Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.