US government stealing cattle from the Indians again

Christina Silvas, your child has just been expelled from her Christian school, what are you gonna do now?! I'M POSING FOR PLAYBOY!

*sigh* what is this world coming to?

Most New Yorkers refer to the slow-moving Long Island Expressway as the "World's Largest Parking Lot." But Elizabeth Jordan, a 25-year-old medical technician, isn't one of them. In a scene straight out of "Speed," Jordan was driving yesterday morning (5/29) when she suddenly became unable to disengage the accelerator or apply the brakes on her 1994 Chevy Blazer. As she climbed to 85 mph in the rush-hour traffic, Jordan phoned 911 in a desperate bid for help, telling the operator, "There are cars in front of me and I'm going to hit someone." Her harrowing commute, though, came to a safe end thanks to the automotive intercession of Edwin "Keanu" Hernandez, a Suffolk County highway cop. Hernandez positioned his cruiser in front of Jordan's auto and allowed her to bump his car until the runaway SUV slowed to a stop, ending the woman's eight-minute scare. Click here to listen to a five-minute chunk of Jordan's incredible 911 call.

A side of the Amish rarely seen

Ren & Stimpy are staging a comeback.

FHM's update - the Boobie Bible, the Animated FHM Kama Sutra, and the 100 Sexiest Women

Proof there is no god.

Sebastian Horsley crucifies himself in the name of art. And then he fell off the cross when he passed out, taking the nails with him. To be exhibited in South London. On Crucifix Lane.

Ben A'an and Culzean Castle And this isn't all of them. We need to find a machine with a decent CD drive to use and then we'll have a couple hundred more.

I have some stuff I want to add to the site but it would require the website to be more than one link deep. I need options.

pretty girlie (some not appropriate for work)

Hun, I didn't do it! I was kidnapped!!

Cremation is evil, and if you get cremated to hide from Jesus, he will use his big computer to put you back together

Got another one of these in the mail today

Mom changed her mind and we're now trying to adopt him

I'm drunk. and right now I'm so in love with you. and I don't want to think too much about what we should or shouldn't do. lay my hands on Heaven and the sun and the moon and the stars. while the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car. I swear. I just found everything I need. the sweat in your eyes the blood in your veins are listening to me. well I want to drink it up and swim in it until I drown. my moral standing is lying down. nothing quite like the feel of something new. maybe i'm all messed up in you. this is the only time i really feel alive.

Women responsible for brains evolving and mens' tennis elbow.

A group of Tokyo teenagers has been arrested after they used the idea of schoolgirl sex to drag a man to a secluded area to beat and rob him.

BRITISH marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat - being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers.

"Sex workers will have a higher status. They will be more respected," ... and what person doesn't respect a filthy whore

Dude, you wanna smoke a bowl?

So..uhm Mike..How would you handle this?

New obscene yahoo faces check out the flashing queen

BRUCE WAYNE'S BAT PHONE PRIVILEGES HAVE BEEN REVOKED.

For Mikki: Ewan McGregor pics

"I am Queen Goth, I have gained the powers of lesser goths by eating them all, you are next Cowboy Dickhammer."

For the girlies: David Duchovny

and for the low price of $44.95 you too can look like a ninja

I found some neat Erotica photography on this site(not appropriate for work) and for the other's he's also got some gorgous pics under travel and a couple other catigories

buy, or look at art here there are pics of celebs too

Happy days are here again

Goose involved in fly-by crash with skateboarder

I wonder if they found an adidas logo imprinted on his forehead

Games! when there's nothing better to do.. why not go for simple amusement.

A little something for the geeks try starting with "Open Mailbox"

Never allow a bitter single man to give relationship advice

Things I Have Done ... aka: "Look at me Bullshit"

50,000 Names There's teddy bears and high school rings, And old photographs that mamas bring. Of daddies with their young boys playin' ball. There's combat boots he used to wear, When he was sent over there. And there's 50,000 names carved in the wall. There's cigarettes and cans of beer, And notes that say: "I miss you dear." And children who don't say anything at all. There's purple hearts and packs of gum, Fatherless daughters and fatherless sons. And there's 50,000 names carved in the wall They come from all across this land, In pick-up trucks and mini vans, Searchin' for a boy from long ago. They scan the wall and find his name, The teardrops fall like pourin' rain, Then silently they leave a gift and go. There's stars of David and rosary beads, And crucifixion figurines, And flowers of all colours large and small. There's a boy scout badge and a merit pin, Little American flags wavin' in the wind. And there's 50,000 names carved in the wall 50,000 names carved in the wall.

how does your name look in Japanese characters? go here to find out (scroll down and pick the first letter of your name)

This makes me nervous

When good pong goes bad

Hardcore STICK porn

Who said science wasn't crazy?

Finally, something good to come out of Oklahoma besides Rusty.

I'm in Dallas and posting via e-mail 'cause I'm tired. But I made it ok.

Mmmm..crab Now in 10 years when some idiot gets cancer from eating all that crab meat he's gonna sue Newark and most likely win.

Zerbas make me think of Jenny. (not safe for work)

Philosofighters, who could resist the temptation of beating the shit out of your favorite philosopher

This is what PennyArcade has to say about American Army. "I won't waste time talking about the visuals... just trust me when I say that they're really out of this world. Telling you that they're using the UT2K3 engine should (hopefully) settle the argument. Also, it should go without saying that things like the weapons, movement, sounds, and locations are highly accurate, probably because the developers got their advice from the FUCKING ARMY (just wait until you get flashbanged... I guarantee you will find the experience that ensues to be highly unsettling). They've included both radio commands and hand signals, which is critical because the enemy can actually hear you when you talk. Night vision behaves like real fucking night vision... lights become these blinding coronas, and you can see two little green dots moving around in the darkness. Look... I could go on for hours about how great this game is, but even then I'm sure it wouldn't do the game any justice..."

OMG! Another Special Edition DVD Justin needs to pick up 2 copies of!

Appearently Russia has a don't ask don't tell policy too.

Jailed man charged board

Snow White (no dwarves and not safe for work)

Married?! WTF!!?

Hours of simple amusement

The X Files has an official drink!!! Absolut Truth Martini 4 parts Absolut Mandrin 1 part Blue Curacao 1/2 part Lime Juice 1 part Sour Mix 2 parts Cranberry Juice

Charles Barkley eats a hamburger, says �I hope those PETA people are outside by my car . . . I will run over them like dogs.�

Japanese women staying in touch with their inner virgin

Facial (Serve In A Collins Glass) 1 part Vodka 1 part Kahlua� 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream� 1 part Banana Liqueur Cream Mix equal parts together and shake in a mixing glass. When you serve this drink you have to pour too much and spill in on the bar (in hopes that the customer spills it all over her face.)

Fish Taco..hehehe (serve in a highball glass) 1 oz. Malibu Coconut Rum 1 oz. Blue Curacao 1 oz. Midori� 2 oz. Orange Juice 2 oz. Sour Mix 1 oz. 7-Up Fill glass with ice add liquor, orange juice, and sour mix. shake well add 1 oz of 7 up to the top.

This reminds me of the movie "Toys"

Please, forgive me...but

You never know who is watching you.

Rarely Seen "Southern Lights" Captured

Reasearchers link creative genius to mental illness.

Notice the new comment layout? *grin*

Outcry as policeman punches child

Hide your girlies, I've got a digital camera!

Ali: Hey Mike! What's new with you? Fox: Nothing much, what's shaking with you? Ali: Everything! *Editors note: Yes, I am fully aware I'm going to hell, I also make fun of the mentally handicapped on a regular basis.

Hmm...I wonder if maybe the reason she lived to she was 94 was because she didn't eat fast food. Then again, if I live to I'm 94, somebody just fucking shoot me, because after 80 you're just a vegetable with an opinion nobody cares about.

Yeah yeah, firefighters are our national heroes, but what about the unsung praise of the Icre Cream man ::sniffle::: god bless America.

Justin.. did you make a little trip to London?

"Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" You came twice last year like a Sears catalog, Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg, Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God, Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog, Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down, But baby your black box is the one that I found, I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money, Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny. So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes, I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes, She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied, She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side, There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose, Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes, Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be, Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny. Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base, I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes, Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties, And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty, Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base, I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes, Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties, And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.

Stand up your spineless man You have a problem with the darker half of the moon That you can not see in the night sky What! You have no gold for me! Then I will cut you with my sword Made of cheese You are soft Soft like a girl Made of cheese

Cant Say Goodbye-Rachel Rey Even though you were never around. Even though it seemed you didn't care. Even though you turned away and slammed the door. I still need you in my life, I need you to stay. I'm not ready to lose you yet. Please don't go, just stay a little longer. You can't leave me yet it's not time. I'm not all grown up, I still need you daddy. Don't say goodbye because that's too hard. I can't let you leave it's not fair. Why is God whispering for you to come home so soon? Doesn't he know that I need you too? I don't want to lose you and if you leave now, I will. I don't want time to forget you. I just want you to be my dad. I know we've had our problems but we can work them out just please don't go. I'll be better I swear, daddy I'm begging. I've never been good at this type of thing. I can't say goodbye.

My brothers views are soley his. I thought this would raise some deabte.

Galbraith tried to cover her tracks, going to amazing lengths to make it look like Ian had been killed by intruders. Wearing gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints, climbed through the bathroom window from the outside to leave footprints. Galbraith banged her own head off the dining table to make it look like she had been beaten. She cut off her underwear with a kitchen knife and rubbed a condom across the tops of her legs, to back up her story that she had been raped by the mysterious raiders. Galbraith burned cheque books and credit cards and hid two rings under the floor to make it look like they had been stolen. After killing Ian, she started a fire in the house. She then dialled 999 and screamed out her story of intruders, rape and murder. But within hours, she broke down and confessed to police. She also admitted sabotaging the brakes on Ian's four-wheel drive vehicle less than two months before she shot him. Galbraith alleged that Ian made her wear a lead and have sex in a dog kennel, and forced her to carry out obscene acts using objects including a rifle.

Hey Justin - *HUG*

Troon & Stuff and West Highland Way (before the sprained ankle)

Cat nurses 4 kittens, 3 squirrels

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Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

check out a David Blaine as he attempts to stay on a 10story high platform for 35hrs. go here for his updates

I will kick your ass.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

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Oh Jesus NOOO!

Wife beater, possible skirted egg shell. Isn't this country great!

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Nude jumping jack mom and police report. Could anyone see where this pic is going? Makes me wonder whos going to watch the trailer while she's gone.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

Ok kids, add your own now.

President Bush and his clone army.

At the mall people run from you and say mean things They tell you that you smell like shit When people meet you they ask if you spilled coffee on yourself When you tell them the truth they look in horror wishing birds would pick out their eyes Nobody calls you out to play and nobody wants to stay when they come over You only friend is the kid down the street in the wheel chair He can't talk, but he can clap, and he claps in disguist And while your leaning over the toilet With your shirt off watching your tears hit the water You remember why this is the way things are Because your anus is on your chest

They laugh at you Because you read slow Stuttering on every line They throw their erasers at you The teacher yells to stop But then you are sad She didn't yell at them She yelled at you Because you suck at reading

Today at work I saw a lesbian with a hat that said Scotland on it, and then I thought of Jenny, because she's in Scotland, not because she's a lesbian.

go and sit upon the grass and I shall come and sit beside you go and sit upon the grass and I shall come and sit beside you and we shall talk and while we talk I shall hit your head with a nail to make you understand me while we talk I shall hit your head with a nail to make you understand me go and sit upon the grass and I shall come and sit beside you go and sit upon the grass and I shall come and sit beside you Ivor Cutler. Would someone see if they can find his songs on mp3? I haven't had any luck.

Couples in Fortaleza, Brazil, can now enjoy nights of passion in a "sex drive-in." Mozart Gomez de Moura Neto has divided a warehouse into 20 parking spaces which he hires out at �30 an hour and �7 for each additional hour.

The 'boner' essay - you decide

This is good. Why? Because the U.S. will see that China will have the strategic "high ground" and will send our shit out there.

Pretend you're doing something important.. read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy instead Note: Read the directions!

Lindows has to be the most pointless OS out there today. Their whole goal is to have a desktop linux system that is able to run windows apps seemlessly. Guess, what! There is 3 OS's out there that do that called Windows XP, Windows 2000, and Windows ME. This has to be the biggest waste of time on any developers hands. All they are doing is taking LINUX and building Wine into it. Most people that just want a Desktop computer that they can surf the web, read e-mail, look at porn, and e-mail pictures of their sons and daughters around that cant' tell the difference between 2000 and 98 (I support an office with about 700 of these users, 600 of them use OS/2 Warp and about 500 of them call it windows). What? You don't want a Windows OS running on your computer, great, that's what there are Apple computers that come with Microsoft Office and IE already installed. The only group of people I can see using Lindows are people that think they are computer experts and have some unecessary opinion about Microsoft, or geeks. The "computer experts" most likely will fuck up their install from toying with it too much and just reinstall 2000 and the geeks, well most geeks out there are already attached to either RedHat, Mandrake or SuSE that come with the Wine RPM in their collections pack. Now, this guy behind Lindows Michael Robertson, a self made millionaire from his MP3.com venture decides to waste money on an OS that's free, building in a software package that's also free, and then charges people so they can see Excel run slower than it would in Windows. Why didn't he just buy out the BeOS (since 3com using only using the coding from BeIA and pretty much tossing the BeOS into the trash bin)?

Untitled There are things in this life that I cannot control. No matter how I try I'll never be good enough. I have tried so hard to be what he wants me to be. I cannot change myself anymore. I can't even look at myself in the mirror. I used to say I would always be myself. I don't even know who I am. What in this life is worth living for? I used to know the the answer to that. I have lost all faith in love. Love pushed me away, and broke my heart. I can't see what good there is for me. I am lost forever, and I am alone. I need some guidence, that's what he used to be. No matter what I do I will never live up to him. He will always be above me, I must accept that. He will always have a piece of me. Even though I will never know any part of him.

One crappy science fiction show down, so many more to go

"Melissa Balkcom was arrested Friday evening on two charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition after she was accused of performing nude jumping jacks in front of the girls and daring a 13-year-old to demonstrate oral sex on a soda bottle...

"I have slept with thousands of women, and they all still like me."

Hidden gems in 'Attack of the Clones'

Every Now and Then I walked down to the park last night Warm breeze stirring up a soft moonlight And my mind started drifting to way back when Yes I do think about you every now and then The other day I saw a car like you used to drive I got a funny feeling down deep inside And for the briefest moment I felt a smile begin Yes I do think about you every now and then I love my life and I'd never trade Between what you and me had and the life I've made She's here and she's real, but you were too And every once in a while I think about you I heard a song on the radio just yesterday The same one you always asked me to play And when the song was over I wished they'd played it again Yes I do think about you every now and then I love my life and I'd never trade Between what you and me had and the life I've made She's here and she's real, but you were too And every once in a while I think about you I've been layin' here all night listenin' to the rain Talkin' to my heart and tryin' to explain Why sometimes I catch myself Wondering what might have been Yes I do think about you every now and then

Java Frogger!! ... it's SO addicting!

This is great. Is there any ad this kitty can't do?

Coolest police logs ever.

Taco Bell bags on the mullet! Click here and order the "grilled stuft burrito."

Can someone please bail me out of jail?

I want the "M400" model! No seriously. I'll buy one of these when they come out.

Robot cam linked to me!

Blogger is still having issues. If you couldn't tell by the shit on here earlier. The nickname function isn't back yet. :(
All is good with blog.

Mmmm...Starwars parodies

I love it when people say "I'm a player". Real players don't say shit like that cause it stops them from getting laid.

Nude Celebs

How to remove a bra... (without injuring yourself)

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to see a water balloon pop in space?

Enraged by finding his partner in a sexual act with a dog, a Westport man grabbed a sawn-off shotgun and tried to drag the animal outside to shoot it.

It was fake. Let's make it real.

Colorado and U.S. Constitutions null and void in Denver since 1906. What the fuck? I'm pissed. I thought about moving to Denver once. I will burn in HELL before I move there now.

I have a little calender app that runs on PHP4. Does anyone know of a cheap and quick way to get this thing up? I don't want to run it from my PC, it defeats the purpose. I also don't want to pay for full blown hosting services. I just have the one app, not a whole other site. My provider doesn't support PHP4. E-mail me or leave comments.

Like all rugby clubs, the Steelers exists to provide opportunities for players and supporters to enjoy the sport. Where we are special is that we also offer gay and bisexual men the chance to play competitive rugby at a league level.

Bruce Springsteen for US Senate - he declined. Next up, Snoopy for Attorney General.

Kevin Smith was also told by DC comics he would not be able to use the word �fart� in any connotation.

Purple Haze Carrots Coming soon in other colors as well! Like... blue.

Gummi bears defeat fingerprint sensors

Me: "Baby doll, the theater really needs more bass, don't you think?" Her: "I am regaled by your rapier wit. Pure hilarity. What we do need is a coffee table." Me (employing Extreme Cunning): "You are right, of course." Now THIS is what compromise is all about.

BLING BLING

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Add Screech from Saved by the Bell and Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter to fighters for FOX's Celebrity Boxing 2

Shit hits the fan when dog registered to vote by his owner gets summoned for jury duty.

Thank god we don't have to deal with anymore Y2K crap, like this!

mmm...sex

Your baby = $$$. (Old Jeff LOTD)

did you have a favorite candy as a kid but can't find it anywhere?..search HERE click online store to search alphabetically

customize your car here click on good wheels have fun kids

I ordered the DVD from bumfights.com, that makes me cooler than you.

Someone tell me: Where was I when this became trendy?

THIS is the problem with people today..they are starting to REALLY not give a damn.

It's has all the classics. Be sure to look for your favorite book in the Banned Books Index.

13 year old faces 8 years in prison for felony spitwad attack

From Maxim: "For those of you who�ve been frantically e-mailing us asking where you can buy adult Underoos (as mentioned in Maxim last year), here�s the scoop: A spokesperson for Fruit of the Loom now says that the company has canceled plans to release them for now. A drag, we know, but you can write to the decision makers on their Web site�s Contact Us page. Fill in the form (don�t bother e-mailing the PR folks, they�re just the messengers) with your comments, and remember to be nice�cussing out the Fruit execs won�t get you your Superman �roos any faster. "

Man Pukes Pot on Police

"The truths contained in religious doctrines are after all so distorted and systematically disguised, that the mass of humanity cannot recognize them as truth. The case is similar to what happens when we tell a child that new-born babies are brought by the stork. Here, too, we are telling the truth in symbolic clothing, for we know what the large bird signifies. But the child does not know it. He hears only the distorted part of what we say, and feels that he has been deceived; and we know how often his distrust of the grown-ups and his refractoriness actually take their start from this impression. We have become convinced that it is better to avoid such symbolic disguisings of the truth in what we tell children and not to withhold from them a knowledge of the true state of affairs commensurate with their intellectual level"

Hmmm...plastic bottles, air tight, light, seemingly innocent....thankfully the terriorists didn't think of this before they did

Services for Geek boys.....is this for real?

see if you can interpret your dreams here

The reflex tester BTW....can anyone get under .27? i've been trying for a while....and i keep getting the same number...maybe i'm just slow...hee hee

Making Smurfs a political subject.

I'll never need more than 640k of RAM

Canada recruiting hackers

according to askmen.com these are the top 200 albums of all time

Jesus loves you.

Justin? What the?

Today for lunch me and a coworker went to a mexican food place, as we were walking out we looked to our left and 2 stores down, standing in front of a door we saw a pregnant woman smoking. I just wanted to say that because it really pissed me off, normally I laught at jokes and shit about things this wrong because they are so wrong it's funny, but not when you see somebody actually doing it, man I've got a headache trying to comprehend what was going through her mind.

Just for fun.... Anagrams :)

When office supplies attack...

Today's lesson .. Don't rip off a prostitute

Poor thing, she didn't even see it coming

Antigravity Need I say more?

Put on your tin-foil thinking caps, this story is a doozy.

Attention attractive single women.

What kind of Nerd are you?

Glasgow City Council Webcam (in George Square) - One night I'm going to be there, waving frantically and possibly holding up a sign. I'm sure they're used to the loonies from America there by now. Buchanan Street Webcam - I walk down this street to get to the internet place that we use. Usually, it's at 3-6am PST so no one is ever awake.

Stupid laws in Nevada

Rhymes with Venus

Screening phone calls.

I like Robots

MMM I'd love to eat anything that resembles a cat toilet.

top 99 women

I'm bored. Fling the Cow

Shirley Manson pics

This Lion was all like "Mmmm...dumb ass"

Ladies and gentlemen...I have Episode II.

Don't ever ask a scot what is under their kilt.

Boy saves sister, pays with his life

The first step on the path to freeing a woman�s orgasm is for both men and women to understand that men do not give women orgasms. Women allow themselves to have orgasms. Despite popular belief, no matter how good a lover you may be, unless your partner can give herself up to the pleasures of her body, she won�t have orgasms.

Cannot find smut

Songwriters have a certain style to them. I tried this Alanis Morissette lyric creator..now you can write just like her.

Things NOT to do on a unicycle

Eww...shit! I bet THAT was messy.

How to win at "Paper/Rock/Scissors".

Shit, I thought I was hardcore with all my certs. But I'm not certified in sex.

simple things i find amusing

Meet the rabbit and watch out for your cursor

physics for bored commuters

Iranian military forces recently moved additional air defense missiles to a key nuclear facility in what U.S. intelligence officials view as a sign Tehran is preparing for an attack.

Light and a Single Molecule Are Combined to Make a Machine

What if peanut butter was made out of people? Then it wouldn't be peanut butter anymore. Goodbye to The Parking Lot is Full comic

Remember kids, Mother's Day is March 12!

Pregnancy for Dummies

NEW YORK, May 9 � The discovery of body parts has slowed to a trickle, the rubble is almost gone and soon all that will remain is a pit seven stories deep.

RENO, Nev. (CNN) � Accused mailbox bomber Lucas Helder told authorities he was planting pipe bombs in a pattern to show a happy face during his five-state weekend cross-country spree. The judge said he believes Helder "suffers from some apparent mental health problems". Hey, it sounded like a good idea at the time. (also - MSNBC posted a map)

"You want to go get some hard cocks? I mean, dinner?"

After winning the LPGA Longs Drugs Challenge on April 21, golfer Christie Kerr was given a long, smooth trophy which she promptly held up for a taste.

"
...nice Metallica shirt you puking white trash wad of Southern discomfort."

Screen play to the movie Memento..GREAT MOVIE according to Tripps

If a fucking cop pulls you over, there's a fucking reason. Don't be a piece of shit and deny it, because you're only kidding yourself. Bottom line was you WERE speeding. Be it by 5 , 15 , or 500 miles an hour, you were speeding. So shut the fuck up and take your medicine.

Who is this perpetrator of domestic violence? New York Senator Hillary Clinton.

Hooters server settles lawsuit over Toy-yoda.

The 46-year-old Los Angeles artist designed, built and installed an addition to an overhead freeway sign--to exact state specifications--to help guide motorists on the sometimes confusing transition to the northbound Golden State Freeway a couple miles farther north. For nine months, no one noticed. Watch out for the merman.

I don't have a link but I need one for this whole "teen oral sex trains" that were discussed on Oprah. Please message me with something or e-mail me. I need a link. For the record I'm pissed I missed that train.

Logic part of brain shutting down, must go on...can't..logic...nooooo

Oral Sex: What Do Women Like?

Manhattan Boy Scout troop #666 leader pleads guilty to sodomy

Here you go.

one more try

Streaker Bares All for the Queen

It's true, because of Harry Potter millions of children are going to hell! ::snicker::

Pipe bomber's manifesto

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars? Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point. Lawrence: What about you, what would you do? Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Well yeah. Peter Gibbons: Nothing. Lawrence: Nothing, huh? Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing. Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

It's sad that a school is putting forth effort not to let people walk at their graduation other than lowering the drop out rate

And to think they are actually trying to increase tourism

There are some people who don't think, and then there are people who can't think

Man survives car wreck, gets trapped upside down in car for 5 hours, lives through hypothermia and dehydration by eating ice, spends weekend crying for help, stranded in woods, then finally finds cell phone to call 911. 911 tells him to call back later.

Episode 2 Attack of the Clones footage.

Arena Monsters (MPG, 4.35MB)
Clone Center (MPG, 2.34MB)
Conveyor Belt (MPG, 5.32MB)
Conveyor Belt and Yoda (MPG, 2.39MB)
Dex, Mace, and Clones (MPG, 5.32MB)
Rain Fight (MPG, 5.28MB)
Droid Factory, Naboo, Conveyor Belt (MPG, 5.28MB)
Rain Fight, Coruscant Chase (MPG, 5.32MB)
Speederbike (MPG, 4.19MB)
Yoda Trailer (MPG, 5.28MB)

Suicidal woman plunges 14 floors, bounces of Honda and walks away. Notice the toyota commerical.

Einstein's FBI file

This is pretty cool. So is this.

Local Psychic predicts major UFO sighting in Vegas Call Mulder and Scully!

How to Cheat at Solitaire

Woooooooo! Praise Jesus in the mosh pit!

Hmm, I may have to become a priest after reading this.

My PC is now officially shit. Buy a Pentium 4 2.53GHz/533 for me for Christmas.

Ever watch a hobo masterbate with the warm summer sun outlining the cool shade he's under and think to yourself "Wow, Bobby McFerrin was right, simple pleasures are the best?"

EVERYONE WHO HAS AN IMOOD ON THIS SITE CHECK THAT E-MAIL ADDRESS! P.S. There was no hidden reason for choosing anyone to post. I'll add more people (and delete some) as things progress.

For Jenny.

How l33t R j00?

Sure the women are nuts, but this guys an asshole.

Ouchy The Clown! Nice to beat you!

Is this made up? It is.

Evidence Suggests Advanced Civilization 120 Million Years Ago

The games that are played Mirror our savage natures Man seems meant for war

Unhappily Married: When both partners realize that they are too fat and/or ugly to find anybody else if they got divorced

Nerve.com's position of the week.

Missionary position olympics

Police raid wrong house, pepper spray 74-year-old grandmother and family

Thousands watch porn show.

Tot Hooked On Vacuum Cleaners

New virus out kids. Update your virus scans for W32.Klez.gen@mm

Top 10 Ways To Get Rejected Online: #1 Be Tripps

Take a look at this tornado path.

Just think, Jenny is there.

SEVEN people were killed and 127 injured by a grenade thrown by a group of irate teenagers during a church concert in the southern Philippines, police said.

7-Year-Old Charged With Felony for Pencil Stabbing. This is fucked up. Why? He didn't puncture the skin. It seems more like a poke to me.

10 THINGS GUYS NEVER WANT TO HEAR

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We are all carpeting...

"Robo-rat" controlled by brain electrodes

Man kills self with chain saw

Look what Riley has to say! Heh. Please leave your 2 cents.

Updated a bunch of shit. Check it out.

Look you could hack UCCSN from home!

Track flights...amaze your friends...

Robbers earn extra cash by taking orders at Starbucks

This one is just as cool as the "lights" one.

I have aboso-fucking-lutely nothing to post for today so far.