DEFCON 10 is this weekend. For the first time in 5 years I'll have made the concious decision not to go. Why? I know too much to be lame and I don't know enough to be hardcore. Although the idea of seeing some old faces appeals to me; the major draw was the feeling of belonging. When I would get there I would feel like "I belong here," but before I left I would feel as though I've changed and so has the spirit of the 'con. Maybe when I've reached a point where I'm knowledgeable enough to go head to head with the likes of zSnark, I'll return. But for now I'll leave a catapillar and maybe return in the future as a butterfly. - "Some day you'll know little catapillar. Some day you'll know."

SPAM

I received some interesting SPAM today. Don't worry it's safe for work but the software they used to make it I find impressive.

The World's Largest Custom Made STAR WARS Toy, on EBay for $10,000 (SOLD)

Episode II Thieves Fined

Two men accused of trying to sell a stolen copy of Star Wars: Episode II�Attack of the Clones on eBay were fined $3,100 and ordered back to their native Canada

mmm...Jenny.

Passed the practice exam.

Top 12 of 12 Total Search Strings for Yummynuggets.com

I have to memorize these rules for my next Microsoft test. Does anyone have a good memorization trick that will work for this?

1 PDC emulator per domain
1 RID Master per domain
1 Infrastructure Master per domain
1 Domain Naming Master per forest
1 Schema Master per forest
1 Global Catalog Server per site

PMS

My girlfriend PMS's for a week. That's a quarter of my life. Pray for me. Note: Due to this post I am no longer getting sex. Ever.

Cam is up. The ftp doesn't work so you won't see the update on the left hand side there. If you click on the image the streaming cam works though.

I'm... honestly not sure what this is. Someone please tell me.

A new version of is out. Fear it.

A Beer Study:

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Boy, you look up "natalie portman naked" and look what you get.

I've come to the conclusion that half my family is full of yuppies and the other full of white trash. *sigh* I love both sides.

Don't sit close to the tv!

Why you should listen to some of the advice your parents give you.

The ComputerPhobia page

I'm a l33t hax0r!

Fucking ravers

Hahah, good clip

Wicked Weasel Wicked Weasel Pty Ltd manufactures high quality risque swimwear and underwear for women. From our factory in Byron Bay Australia we distribute direct to individual customers around the world. And boy do they have a model gallery. Yow.

Yer dinnae ken, pal? Scots film may get sub-titles "Sweet Sixteen" -- a Ken Loach film about a Glasgow teenager looking forward to the release from prison of his drug addict mother -- uses amateur actors in the lead roles, prompting fears the local dialects will be difficult to follow.

Watch the skies for August asteroid In a rare event slated for mid-August, an asteroid will pass close enough to Earth to be visible through binoculars and small telescopes. On Aug. 18, the asteroid will be 327,200 miles (526,600 kilometers) from Earth, according to the Minor Planet Center in Cambridge, Mass. That will put it well beyond the moon�s orbit. The asteroid�s exact size is not known, but it is �somewhat smaller than 1 kilometer (0.62 miles) in diameter,� said Gareth Williams, associate director of the center.

Virus Dials 911 Reports of the virus first surfaced in WebTV user group boards such as WebTV's alt.discuss news group. Those reports say that once the infected attachment is opened, the WebTV shuts down, reboots, then calls 911. Several people have reported this happening and then having a police officer show up at their door.

Have you hugged your geek lately? Friday is System Administrator Appreciation Day � really Ted Kekatos has created System Administrator Appreciation Day, a time to honor the people who neither rain, nor snow, nor bizarre �illegal operation� errors can keep from fixing your machine.

New ViewAskew Film!

Jersey Girl Diary By Kevin Smith

Mothers take aim at world record Hundreds of women, with hopefully peckish babies in tow, will gather at a Berkeley, Calif., park Aug. 3 in an attempt to shatter the Guinness World Record for simultaneous breast-feeding.There is indeed such a record, set last year by 536 well-synchronized women in Australia.

Strip Club To Hold Teen Night

A nude dance club in Nicollet northwest of Mankato on Highway 14 plans to open its doors to all ages after midnight Tuesday as part of an ongoing feud with the city, the Mankato Free Press reported. Two men quietly opened the club last year, and have been in a zoning feud with the city since. They plan to allow teens to come watch women dance in pasties and G-strings on the day a new city ordinance takes affect at midnight, the newspaper said.

A man weighing 300 kg (660 lb) needed 16 firemen, a crane and a truck to reach a hospital in the German city of Stuttgart, according to the fire department. The man, too ill to move himself, was too large to be carried down the stairs from his first-floor apartment. Instead firemen took him to the window to be lowered by crane onto a hospital bed fastened on the roof of a fire truck on Saturday.

More than 400 sheep leapt to their deaths this weekend in mountainous southeastern France... but Jeff is still in Scotland... ;)

Because I thought everyone could use some boobs today.

Pregnant at 11 years old Primary school girls as young as 11 have become pregnant and gone on to have babies, official figures reveal. Hundreds of Australian girls and boys aged 15 and younger are becoming parents every year, Bureau of Statistics data shows. In 2000, more than 380 girls aged 15 or younger gave birth. And 70 boys aged 15 or younger were acknowledged as fathers on birth certificates. Family advocates blame the disturbing frequency of children bearing children on permissive sex education in schools and a pro-sex popular culture. Soap operas depicting young people as sexually active, music videos and teen magazines must share the blame, the Australian Family Association said yesterday. Fifty-five girls had babies at age 13 in the five years from 1996 to 2000. A small number of girls aged 12 and possibly younger have given birth in the past eight years, but the Bureau will not release precise figures because they are so low. In Victoria in 2000, 13 girls aged 14 or under gave birth, the Department of Human Services says. More than 100 Victorian girls aged 14 or younger have had babies in the past decade. Doctors say the average age at which a girl matures has fallen from about 14 in the 1950s to between 12 and 13. Recent studies have found one in six girls shows signs of puberty by age eight. The Australian figures come amid revelations four 10-year-old girls in Britain have become pregnant and gone on to have babies. Another 23 girls aged 11 have fallen pregnant in Britain over three years. Australian Family Association vice-president Bill Muehlenberg said the figures showed children needed to be taught at school to say no to sex. "Most of our sex education courses in schools give the line 'Do what you want'," he said. "They say put on a condom and practise safe sex, but it's basically a value-free education. But most parents would say there should be values put on it at 10 or 12 or 14." Children were reaching puberty earlier but were unprepared emotionally or socially for sex, he said. "There are a lot of consequences to the sexual revolution that kids are not being told about," he said. "At 10 or 12 there's more important things to do than exploring sexuality. "They should be taught we are different from animals, we can control our urges." Mr Muehlenberg said teachers needed to equip children to fight peer pressure and pro-sex messages in popular culture. "Contrary to what the soapies say, not everyone is 'doing it'," he said. "But soapies and music videos and magazines aimed at young people with front page stories like how to get the perfect orgasm are pumping out that message." In Britain, the plight of pre-teenage mothers was blamed on official tolerance of under-age sex that has given the country the worst teenage pregnancy rates in Europe. Robert Whelan, of the pressure group Family and Youth Concern, said sexually active pre-teens were a major problem. "These cases probably involve pedophile activity or certainly very much older teenage boys," he said. "You do not often find sexual relationships between two primary school children. "Each case is a tragedy for the girl, who will be damaged mentally, physically and emotionally." He said government programs to cut teenage motherhood included the distribution of condoms and the Pill through secondary schools. Critics complain that the policy effectively sanctions sex under the legal age of consent.

Dynamite loaded horse explodes At about 4am (1900 AEST) some 25 to 30 kilograms of dynamite loaded onto a horse exploded outside the Guadelupe police station, 530km from Bogota.

All You Need To Know About Aphrodisiacs

Think I need another one? I do...and when I get the chance I'm going to buy it.

Training for SITEL. I miss Justin. In case anyone was wondering.

I wonder if this works.

Totally Confused - Beck

I'm totally confused by you I'm totally confused by you Ten foot man making my lunch Never understand I want you so much And I never never wanted And I never never wanted And I never never wanted Totally confused by you I'm totally confused by you Screaming in my face, whisper in my ear Put me in a suitcase with a can of beer And I never never wanted And I never never wanted And I never never wanted Right now this is exactly how this one chick is making me. God damn, I love beck.

The Incompetent Terrorists as sent to me by "Jeff M."

Sorry Jenny I'm leaving you. The time has come. She's ready for me now.

Looks like someone has sand in his vagina.

Scarlet Letters - Since 1998, Scarlet Letters has been one of the web's premier publishers of sex-positive, original, visionary creative and artistic work of all kinds. (Now including "Retro Raunch", vintage smut)

Piracy is bad! (as long as it's happening to us)

PORN!

Which Izzard Are You?

Kid Izzard

Cheap pen cracks 'copy-proof' CD - Technology buffs have cracked music publishing giant Sony Music's elaborate disc copy-protection technology with a decidedly low-tech method: scribbling around the rim of a disk with a felt-tip marker.

FREE PORN They caught on.

The Antichrist Slideshow

A man was arrested Tuesday for allegedly burning a kitten on a barbecue grill as several other people stood around and watched in amusement.

Apple Nipple Monkey

According to this article playing Dungeons and Dragons will increase your sex drive. As if geeks weren't horny enough.

I was romping around the net and found this article via this weblog. Now I usually post funny and goofy shit on here but this article pissed me off. So I thought I'd add fuel to the fire. Attorney General, John Ashcroft, Phone Number: (202) 514-2001 Street Address: 950 Pennsylvania Avenue N.W. City: Washington, D.C. Zip Code: 20530-0001

Meow Mix To Launch TV Programming For Cats

United States of America vs. One Lucite Ball Containing Lunar Material

Senator McCarthy's NEW "Unamerican" hearings

One in every 24 Americans will be a snitch, which means that, assuming your acquaintance list is 150 names long, you will know six rats personally.

Police in Manchester have appealed for information after a gang of clowns mounted an armed raid on a wine bar.

Man kills friend for laughing at a dead sparrow

Update

I'm on the new server! Woooo!

Dow Down 45 After 439-Point Drop

Car Crashes Into Hotel Swimming Pool

In order to help their busy members, leaders at Brentwood decided to open a McDonald's restaurant in their church community center. According to a McDonald's spokesperson, the Brentwood site is the first restaurant to operate within a church.

X MARKS THE SPOT

Good luck with that whole Japan thing...

China also is developing variants of the mobile CSS-6 missile that would pose a threat to the Japanese island of Okinawa, where thousands of American forces are based, including those at Kadena Air Base, the report said.

Feeling nervous? Just shag the boss's daughter? Have to protect your porn? Change your weasely little mutt into a killer attack pooch. All types of dogs welcome. *sideways glance at Tom*

There are 4000 muscles in a caterpillar. Humans have only 700.

kiss of life?

It's funny how people see themselves compared to how their lovers see them.

Here is a picture from Magic Mountain. I can't actually put it on the page cause it's too big.

"Full-color inkjet images printed on quality 2-ply bathroom tissue made from 100% recycled paper. The world's most entertaining and therapeutic novelty. Single-handedly reducing the high cost of therapy. Order online, by phone, or by mail. An amazing gift." The Phenomenon That's Wiping the Planet! X-Wipes� Eliminate "Ex"s from Your Life

Tenacious D Cum Rag - everything else is just a cum rag

Mad Cow

"You know that milk you had on your cereal this morning? I pissed in it. Pasturize THAT, bitch."

Outage

This site is being transferred to a new site server which will cause some outages. It should be cleared up in less than a week. I'll keep everyone posted..

Calories burned per hour; activity: shearing sheep and playing the accordian List total: 494 calories in 2 hr Female 22, 5' 7", BMI=23.5 BMR=1,521 Shearing Sheep 380 calories in 1 hr Accordion - playing 114 calories in 1 hr This activity list is equivalent to: 0.45 Cinnabon Caramel Pecanbons or 0.84 McDonald's Big Macs or 6.2 Washington State Apples

Caller: Yeah, hi. I'll just lay it out for you, OK? You see, my husband and I - I don't have to give you his name, right? 911: It depends... Caller: Anyways, we've been trying to get pregnant, you know, for, like, four months now. 911: Ma'am, are you calling to report an emergency? Caller: It's just, you see, I've been smoking a lot of pot lately, and I'm wondering if that might be, you know, why things haven't happened. 911: What things? Caller: You know, the fetus thing. Caller2: Hi, my new wife left me and took all my clothes. 911: OK, we can send an officer to take a theft report. Caller2: Could you have the officer stop and get a pizza on his way over? What's The Number For 911 Again? Wacky 911 Calls

Q:What do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common? A:They can both smell the pie, but they don't get to eat it.

Kill the flies!

There's something wrong with the world. MSNBC This Week in Pictures

The Colors of Sex I wonder what my favorite color should be.

"There's no shortage of pussy- it's just the delivery system that's messed up." -Dr. Roy V. Schenk

MPAA Begins to Hunt - Cox customers get warnings

Not that I know...

Terminator 3

Terminator 3: Trailer Page

MMMMM Legos

I'm thinking about going and getting a video capture card/tv tuner today for my computer. Anybody recommend any? I need a card that can capture at 720x480. The ATI TV Wonder sucks ass!

marijuana laws

Nevada voters will be asked to approve one of the most permissive marijuana laws in the country under a November ballot measure which would remove the threat of arrest for people found with small amounts of the drug, supporters said on Wednesday.

''Iraq surrounded in arc of American firepower''

Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson seen humping each other in public.

Re:Reminders of Soup

Fuck you, I got what I wanted.

Pictures from Magic Mountain are here.

Six Degrees of Separation from Your Momma.

Kevin Bacon was in Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks who was in Saving Private Ryan with Matt Damon who was in Good Will Hunting with Ben Affleck who was in Chasing Amy with Joey Lauren Adams who was in Big Daddy which is what your momma calls me when I nail her.

Damn...stupid things people will pay for...

Jon Stewart gets weekly CNN gig

The Art Of Rough Sex

You�re feedin� off a high that would not last And people they don�t seem to care And sorry just don�t cut it, yeah It seems to me you�re gettin� nowhere fast So...Kiss...your...past Or kiss your ass good-bye..

"You have cancer, I have asthma - we all have to die"

Are You Afraid Of Success?

Police brutality in Southern CA? No, never!

Bathroom Sex Positions

By the end of the month I'll be able to host sites. I'll be doing it for free (if I can). Any takers?

Jesus Dress Up!

Sometimes I wonder if life is testing me to see if I can take it. The irony is the ingredients to make this destructive soup. I kindly added all the needed ingredients and Jenny added the meat and brought the fire. When this all goes from a rolling boil to a simmer, what is the finished product going to taste like? I imagine no one will eat it. So one should ask themselves, why create the soup in the first place?

When I started I had no intention of making this. My intention was to taste try new things and look for what I thought I was missing. Curiosity killed the cat I guess. After all that looking I had found what I was missing. It had been under my nose for almost a year. In celebration I took a deep breath and took it all in. I had no idea what it was I had taken in until it was too late and someone dropped a spark. My lungs filled with fire and my heart ceased to beat. With my last breath I wept. I wept for me and for the gunpowder that caught fire after filling my lungs and making me whole.

Too, too funny Hee Hee

*sigh* Why is it people you care about make promises they have no intention of keeping?

Ohio close to banning spam. Next up: Ohio to force sun to rise in west.

Peek-A-Boo

For Amusement Sake

Blogger seems to have been down for quite a while. Posts aren't updating right.

What and where would happen if the moon crashed into the earth and where would we go, plus what would survive?

Saddam Hussein's stepson arrested in Miami for visa violation- was here to take Avation classes.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

Buy a 20 yr old Human Being. College Student E-Bay took it down.

Khaf, Khorassan prov, June 30, IRNA -- In a bizarre incident a snake which was grabbed by an eagle killed two people. The snake which managed to escape from the claws of the flying eagle fell into an automobile and bit four of its passengers. Two people were killed instantly and two others injured and taken to the local hospital.

Man goes spearfishing, misses fish, spears self through head.

According to some brilliant bloke from the Ap, we're pretty safe for the fourth.... news flash!... NUKE HITS WASHINGTON... FIGHTERS SCRAMBLE TOWARDS IRAQ! .... right...we're safe.

To everyone that knows her. Let Aimee know you care. She needs it today. Leave a comment.

Girl Ordered Gang-Raped in Pakistan A Pakistani tribal council ordered an 18-year-old girl to be gang-raped in order to punish her family after her brother was seen walking with a girl from a higher class tribe, police said Tuesday. That makes me want to kill people. It really does.

I guess there haven't been many people posting or commenting because there's mushy lovey stuff on the site now. Why should that deter visitors? I don't know. At least your comment system's been up all day. YACCS is having issues.

I want one of these and I wanted it five minutes ago.

Justin's birthday party pictures. Check out that grin.

Semen acts as an anti-depressant Semen makes you happy. ... The researchers think this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the vagina. In fact, the results aren't a complete surprise because semen does contain several mood-altering hormones, including testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinising hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins. Some of these have been detected in a women's blood within hours of exposure to semen. The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says. "Come on, get happy" takes on a whole new meaning for us girls.

The bike at the very back on the left is the CIO of MGM-Mirage. He's riding with his wife.

18-wheeler runs over woman. Driver radios his supervisor and comments that "a lot of people are chasing me."

The Tilted Forum Project is a community-based website dedicated to the concept of free porn. Membership is free and the board contains no annoying banners or popup ads.

I have new comment code. I'd been looking for sometime now. I would have never found it if it wasn't for my little brother who I had to walk through signing in to post on my site.

I need someone to babysit my dog from this Wednesday night until Sunday night or Monday after 5pm. I'll be in California. E-mail me if you want to help out.

Worries cast shadows tall Standing mountain of sky blues Faults of life, my own

You sunk my battleship!

SP2 for W2K introduced a method particularly useful for setting compatibility mode. This capability was built into Windows XP. The option is disabled by default. To enable in W2K or XP, when logged in as an administrator: Click Start Click Run Type cmd cd %systemroot%\AppPatch regsvr32 slayerui.dll

Seriously, I'm buying the $429 system.

"While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured, and has been by women since the beginning of time, and is compensated for by the monogamous home and by the children produced through it.

Bad Taste Bears - Home to the world's most disgusting little Teddies, created by the warped mind of Peter Underhill.