The organization of any complex arrangement hinges on the interplay of seemingly haphazard individual events.

Saturday, August 31, 2002

It's just wrong

Ho-Mart

We're like 7-11 we may not always be doing business but we're always open.
Apple Secretly Maintaining X86 Port Of OS X
It's good to have friends. Jenny, Ryan and I went bowling last night. We had fun. I think I jammed my thumb up during the second game 'cause it still hurts a bit today. I'm talking with Aimee again. Well sort of. We're on talking terms but are schedules conflict so it's usually pretty brief. Ryan has skyrocketed into "good friend" status. That's hard to come by with me. Suzana I didn't forget about you. I've just been working and sleeping (except for last night) so much lately. WE WILL go do something. Jenny is just as loving as ever. She makes me all warm inside. I do that for her too, but differently.
WNDUPTY
This is my BRAND NEW car. It only has 81 Miles on it when I got it.

Thursday, August 29, 2002

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Monday, August 26, 2002

CONGRATS RUSTY
What do I have to post here to get people to comment anyway?
This brand new commenting system isn't getting used.

Moustache rides: 50 cents

Finger lickin' good.

Sunday, August 25, 2002

"With Coffi, your products will always look as great as they taste. Coffi reduces cook shrink, increases juiciness and improves product texture. And the netting always removes easily. Coffi even helps to increase yields because the natural moisture is retained during and after processing."
"Odourless and tasteless, the film is designed to cover meat like a natural skin, combining the meat and film and protecting juices and spices to develop a better taste.The film can be adapted to a range of meat products to lock in the natural taste and flavour.A variety of fillings or coatings can also be added and sealed by the COFFI film."

JOB OPENING

If anyone out there knows how to write SQL queries there is an opening where I work. The pay is negotiable.

Miracles of Ignorance

Funny ...I see a tomato.
My brain is infected with fuck.

Saturday, August 24, 2002

this is a rat penis. this is a cat liver. and this is a kitten.

Have a nice day.

duh
HAPPY and CRAPPY Review the Web
Hey there kids! Boy you sure are lucky to find this site! Real lucky! Because here at "Happy and Crappy Review the Web", two badly paid stuffed animals find all the creaminest sites on the web and review them so you don't have to.

I looked up "pile of liver" and found this.

Friday, August 23, 2002

This is the funniest fucking thing I have seen in a long time. Oh and it's true.
By request I've added a perm-a-link to these posts so that you can link to them easier.

Thursday, August 22, 2002


Can someone tell me what this says?

Religion sucks

Here's a good example of why
You can use msconfig to useless startup applications in XP.

Be weary of your porno...

XP Windows Media Player: When you play media files, Media Player collects titles, artiles and album art from the Internet. It also leaves behind info about you and your computer. To block Windows Media Player from providing your info: click Tools > Options and go to the Player tab and disable option "Allow Internet sites to uniquely identify your player?"

Wednesday, August 21, 2002

Okay, since the trailer was crashing IE, here's the link: The Ring - looks like a really freaky movie. With horses.

Tuesday, August 20, 2002

Rumors:

Segway isn't really Ginger
HOTMAIL (Microsoft .NET Services) ANNOUNCEMENT
If you already have a hotmail account, you have been "volunteered" into sharing your Email Address, Birth Date, Country/Region, State, ZIP Code, Gender, Accessibility (I assume that means whether or not you are in some way differently abled), Time Zone, and Occupation with Microsoft business partners.

Even if you have selected available option not to publish your information in the Hotmail Member Directory, Microsoft has been sharing your personal information with its marketing and business partners.

Kind of makes you wonder. If you've specifically told Microsoft not to share your email address and other information with people who have a Hotmail account. Why, then, would you want Hotmail to share your private information with people who don't?

Microsoft has now graciously given existing Hotmail users the ability to opt out of any sharing of this information.

If you do not wish to share your personal information with .NET sites or Microsoft business/marketing partners, you may change these settings by following these instructions:

Sign in to Hotmail.
Go to the Options page. The Options link is located directly to the right of the Address Book tab.
Click on Personal Profile. The Personal Profile link is the first link on the left side of the Options page, under the heading Your Information. You may need to scroll down once you see the form.
At the bottom of the page, there are three check boxes: two of which will be checked.
UNCHECK the box next to Share my e-mail address, then
UNCHECK the box next to Share my other registration information. The box next to Share my first and last name should not be checked.
When you are done and all three checkboxes are clear of any marks, click UPDATE.
You will need to click CONTINUE on the next page.
For these changes to actually take effect, you must SIGN OUT. The SIGN OUT button is in the top right corner of the hotmail Options page and looks like this:

Heh, I registered the shit.
New version is out.
Insert ONE into p***y when pleasure is required.

Beach cam

This cam is looking at the beach I use to go to every summer when I was growing up back east. It's off of Nantasket Beach in Hull, Ma. There's not much to look at, but since it's on the east coast you can watch the sun rise. Of course, if you want high resolution pictures of the beach and stuff click here.
Mike, I was thinking of you.

From Russia, With Love

I'm gonna get me a russian wife...i'm dead fucking serious too, I just need to save up some money for the trip. Fuck these american hoochies.

Play

A new reason to hate
Loose Tounge BA-hahahha its SO true!

Monday, August 19, 2002

Thanks to your site Justin, now I have a stalker

Mangraa: http://www.yummynuggets.com/
Matzah bal: yup, that's justin's site
Mangraa: I got connected to it randomly
Mangraa: i laughed quite hard at your comments
Mangraa: just wanted to acknowledge your glorious sickhumour
Matzah bal: comments?
Mangraa: nah it was great
Mangraa: i'm equally as unpc
Mangraa: or non-pc whatever
Matzah bal: yeah
Mangraa: i know this is random but whatever
Mangraa: who gives a crapo
Mangraa: anyway
Mangraa: yay
Mangraa: rock on
I'm home. Trip was great. We had a little drama with the truck. I got my baby pictures and I heard an ad for "pork butt roast".

Friday, August 16, 2002

Im going to Reno for the weekend. Everyone have a good weekend. Pictures when I return.
This is how you sell insurance. NO SHIT.

Mmm....DSL

Good prices with a free static IP and no hang up about using firewalls.

Thursday, August 15, 2002

An 18-month-old boy is in fair condition at a Las Vegas hospital, but his mother and brother were killed in a crash today on a freeway in northwest Las Vegas. The names of the 24-year-old woman and her five- or six-year-old son have not been released.
This was the saddest thing I saw today, followed closely by the two-story house being washed away and covered in floodwater with everything/everyone possibly inside. I couldn't find the complete story for that one.
It makes me grateful to be breathing today. Think about that.

More T-Shirts for Justin

they never say no unless it's Mike
Hey Mike, I found you a t-shirt!
I'm gonna go through my instant messenger and remove all the names. When they message me I'll add them back. I have too many names that never talk to me. I'm not ignoring everyone. It's just that I haven't been on my PC very much lately. I'm usually studying at work until 9:30 then I pickup Jenny then I head home and go to bed.

Wednesday, August 14, 2002

Two interesting quotes I heard today:

"I'm a very religious experience."
"Never underestimate the impossible."

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

Hello Ladies!
Fear THIS!

To the Cuban Dictator:

I decided a penis joke was too easy. Just stay on your little island and convince people that you are indeed are superior. The rest of us will continue to laugh and occasionally be annoyed by your arrogance. Oh and another thing, I'll take my leaky boat when I can weld you into a steel box and send you sea-worthy.

Monday, August 12, 2002

Number of people reading this blog at this very second:
One of them is you. How special do you feel?
The International Anti-Cat Fart Symbol.
No Cat Farts. Remember that. None. Not even one.

Sunday, August 11, 2002

This is the new layout. Jenny and I will be adding more stuff as I think of it. I'd like to thank her for all her help. She's too good to me.

Friday, August 09, 2002

Pong. Not Just A Game. I laughed. Pong.
Women like french-kissing total strangers, study says
Don't know if I know this person but they check out my site so I thought I'd return the favor.

What do these things have in common?

"israel's sites showing only naked woman and there pussy"
"seattle street preaching complaints"
"britney's camel toe"
"fuckingwoot"

They are all search terms used this week to hit this site. (Note: By posting these I increase the chance of having odd searches.)

Thursday, August 08, 2002

World Trade Center

Ultimately this guy is a nut case, but if you ask me, all the people think about certain things for to long either are or go crazy. It was the crazy link of the day off of somethingawful.com. I would of dismissed as crazy, but he does make some pretty valid points here and there that make you think, of course other points are just plain retarded. He really got my attention with how the towers fell.
WARNING: 0ogie icky nightmare stuff, may cause blindness. [not safe for work] should not be veiwed unless ready...

Wednesday, August 07, 2002

This seemed more appropriate to post here then on my own site. I think it may actually be legitimate. It looks like the same guy in the few I looked at. If so, he is pretty impressive. Although who knows if its staged and well paid for.
It's a girl
I blue Justin Pepsi-Cola North America (PCNA), the industry's fastest-growing total beverage company, today unveiled its latest soft drink innovation � a fusion of berry and cola, Pepsi Blue. Providing a whole new beverage experience, Pepsi Blue will be launched nationally in 20-ounce bottles in August.
"Pepsi Blue was developed by and for teens," said Dave Burwick, SVP, marketing, carbonated soft drink brands, for PCNA. "We talked to thousands of teens about creating a cola fusion, and they told us two things: Make it berry and make it blue. Teens understand fusion better than any other age group. They live it every day � in their music, fashion and culture."
Nine months in the making, Pepsi Blue was one of more than 100 cola fusion concepts tested by PCNA's innovation and R&D groups. It was the resounding choice among thousands of teens, two-thirds of whom said they would purchase Pepsi Blue regularly when available.

Would you?

Guide to Hiring Women

There is no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage. Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject:

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters. They are less likely to be flirtatious. They need the work, or they would not be doing it. They still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It is always well to impress upon older women, the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset, the importance of time; the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day long schedule of duties so that they will keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they cannot shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she will grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point cannot be stressed too much.

Sunday, August 04, 2002

Sundays at work ain't so bad.
'squeeze and lick'

Something Doug sent me.
I blatantly stole this from OmnibusCortex.com. But I had to because I thought of Justin as soon as I saw it.

RateMyCamelToe.com
(I was tired this morning. NOW there's a link.)

Saturday, August 03, 2002

Arbiter Elegantiae

Hey everyone check out this site they linked to me.

Friday, August 02, 2002

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That monkey has tits. www.weird-wi.com

Beck

Weekly www.beck.com is posting a new song up until the release of the new beck album. It's very bluesy (well, Beck's take of blues), so if your day is going really good and you don't want to be brought down or if you're like super suicidal right now don't listen ;) But if your pretty much a grumpy person like most geeks are take a listen.

Compter stuff

I got my 80gig 7200 8ms seek ATA133 Maxtor Quiet drive today! I'm so happy! Yay for Mikey! It's quiet because it uses liquid ooooooh. Got it from www.newegg.com for $111 with free shipping, not bad, not bad at all.

Oh yeah the guy that runs www.pcnut.com opened up a shop on mountain vista and sunset road, behind the smiths next to the soul food place. His prices on processors suck, way too high but still pretty low for vegas, but his motherboard prices are oh so sweet, sometimes he has a board listed lower than pricewatch.com. The owner is a pretty cool guy from Taiwan, me and him killed a 1/2 hour out of our day talking about our Miatas. He has a 10th anniversary edition ::drool:: And yes, Justin does have some bad copy/paste skizillz.

Thursday, August 01, 2002

Fear my copy/paste skillz!



On their way to Riker's and Troy's honeymoon, the Enterprise is sent near the neutral zone to Romulan space, and picks up a prototypic twin of android Data. Immediately they are further sent to Romulus, where a new praetor, Shinzon, a half-Reman cloned from Captain Picard, appears to want peace with the Federation. But then the crew detects a break-in on their computer systems, and Picard is captured by the Romulans because Shinzon needs him as his only matching supplier of genetic material. Picard and the Enterprise can escape, only to find themselves battling Shinzons completely cloaked Warbird, who is after the complete destruction of earth.
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Sons of bitches at work


I can't wear this shirt anymore to work because one bitch in HR doesn't like it. I've worn this shit at least 5 times in front of the guy who's in charge of the whole center and he hasn't said anything, but never even noticed that gun on the shirt, but I have to follow company policy. HR thinks that for some reason they don't have to follow company policy when reporting computer problems, they think they can call me directly without going through the system that the company wants them to go through for reporting computer problems. Now they will meet the wrath of a computer geek that can't wear his fav punk band t-shirt to work anymore. May god have mercy on their souls.
I (heart) MY GEEK - I'd mod the shirt to say I (hump) MY GEEK and it'd be perfect.

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