Wanna look at porn while at work?

Download and Install this. Then go here. Login: test Password: test Domain: Lab Click on the IE icon. It should open up a web browser and point you to MSN. This browser window is actually running on my server. What does that mean? It means it doesn't go through any proxies and your company can't see it. I can do this with many applications. If you can think of any good ones I should put out there let me know. I'll add them right next to the IE icon.

WOW

What the devil? A monkey?

My dad found this on the beach. Let's play "Identify the dead thing". I vote monkey or ugly hairy child.

Sodomy returns to Afghanistan

We freed the people?

ScientificAmerican.com: Throwing Einstein for a Loop

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hymen.sys is missing

Sppirt: what's on the screen? shadowboxer47: it says HIMEN.SYS is missing Sppirt: ouch Sppirt: HIMEM not HIMEN or HYMEN.SYS Sppirt: heh HYMEN.SYS or HYMEN.SIS-TER Sppirt: heheh

42 Percent Of Office Drones Have Sex At Work

It's amazing any work gets done at the office because 42 percent of Americans say they've had sex on the job.

Anti-Leech

Full-o-shit

GROSS

Cocksucker

So my asshole neighbor acrossed the street thought it would be a good idea to call the cops and have my Mustang stickered and then towed. So I spent the majority of my day trying to get my Mustang back. I'm so fucking pissed. The next time this guy does one little thing illegal I'm going to have the cops all over his ass. He could have had the decency to tell me that he called them. I found out from his snot nosed little kids who took pleasure in telling me that my car was towed. I want ways to get even with him. If you can think of any that don't include vandalism (because I want him to know it was me) let me know.

CNN.com - Hot laptop burns scientist's penis - Nov. 22, 2002

CNN.com - Hot laptop burns scientist's penis - Nov. 22, 2002 Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist did not realise to what extent until he burned his penis. The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

Garfield - the live-action movie?

Sci Fi Wire -- The News Service of the Sci Fi Channel Peter Hewitt has come aboard to direct Fox's big-screen live-action/computer-animated adaptation of the long-running Garfield comic strip, which John Davis will produce through his Davis Entertainment, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

floppyfw

So I don't forget to run it.

Vulva Puppet Gallery

I'm speechless.

Welcome to Austria

I knew it!

According to this comic all people that play D & D are members of the occult and evil women dress in very sheek 80's garb, and hostile youth wear "Member's Only" jackets. I have a Member's Only jacket...I'm going to hell.

7 Lives Xposed

Playboy pornstar reject.

Black People Love Us!

We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!

The Register

"Dear Mr. xxx, We will refrain from addressing the points in your email that are clearly erroneous. We also don't want to bore you with a lengthy explanation of why the music industry is forced to use copy protection measures, even though we would prefer to do something else. Only this much: There are 250 Million blank CDRs and tapes bought and used this year for copying music in comparison to 213 Million prerecorded audio media. This means the owners are only being paid for 46 per cent of the musical content. For a comparison: In 1998 almost 90% of all audio media was paid for. Even without a degree in economics everyone should realise that such trends will result in the music industry ceasing to exist. Only one measure can be used against widespread cloning of prerecorded audio media by burning CDRs: copy protection! This is also the reason why record companies increasingly have to protect their CDs. An alternative solution for stopping this abuse is unfortunately not within sight. But we fear that these facts don't interest you at all. Because these measures mean the end of free music, something that must cause you much grief. "Should you really have a problem with playing the CD in question, we would like you to name the exact model of your player. Then we can compare this model with the list we have of players that our CDs run on without any trouble. Then we'll see if the problem really is the copy protection or if there are completely different reasons. The case you are reporting that even multiple players refuse to function can, in our experience, only originate from the realm of fairytales. The copy protection we employ is state of the art, this means there's nothing better available to date. If there will be something better, we won't hesitate to use it. Problems with playing on common CD-players are minimal, but every now and then it happens that copy protected CDs don't work on a player. We forward these cases immediately to our copy protection-provider, which is trying hard to adapt the technology accordingly and solve the problems. "If you plan on cracking copy protection measures and burning the CD by other means we must point out to you that this will be illegal in the near future when the new European Intellectual Property law is introduced in Germany. Such breaches of intellectual property will then also be legally pursued by the state. The officials of the consumer rights ministry won't tell you anything different - after all it was the politicians who urged us to finally introduce copy protection measures. "If you plan to continue protesting about future audio media releases with copy protection, forget it; copy protection is a reality, and within a matter of months more or less all audio media worldwide are copy protected. And this is a good thing for the music industry. In order to make this happen we will do anything within our power - whether you like it or not."

My Launchcast Station

(hehehe)

9/11 was full of idiots.

See the Secret Message in a $20.00 bill about 9/11 !! Clever, but reeking of too much spare time.

Someone out there might wonder, "Hey, why doesn't that lazy fuck ever post?" Well to be truthfull, I'm too busy. I'm doing top secret twisted out technical shiznit.

News

Tom Petty Is Pissed

Roaches 2.0: Now they're armed

NEWSPAPER STORY FROM THE YEAR 2004: ``A homeowner in Santa Rosa, Calif., was found shot to death in his kitchen Friday. Police said the man apparently was felled by 500 rounds of small-bore cannon fire, mostly in his ankles, indicating that this was the work of the gang of armed research cockroaches that escaped from a Berkeley lab. Police said the motive in the slaying was apparently a Ring Ding. In a related development, an escaped robot cockroach broke into an Oakland Wal-Mart and made off with an estimated 17,000 AA batteries.''

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