Cocksucker

So my asshole neighbor acrossed the street thought it would be a good idea to call the cops and have my Mustang stickered and then towed. So I spent the majority of my day trying to get my Mustang back. I'm so fucking pissed. The next time this guy does one little thing illegal I'm going to have the cops all over his ass. He could have had the decency to tell me that he called them. I found out from his snot nosed little kids who took pleasure in telling me that my car was towed. I want ways to get even with him. If you can think of any that don't include vandalism (because I want him to know it was me) let me know.