Thank You If the sun refused to shine I would still be lovin' you Mountains crumble to the sea There will still be you and me Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of loves lost in the days gone by If my love is strong Here there is no wrong Together we shall go until we die My, my Inspiration is what you are to me Inspiration, look see If the sun refused to shine I would still be lovin' you Mountains crumble to the sea There will still be you and me

Codename: Marklar

Apple's sub rosa Mac OS X-on-x86

GDM-FWXX_Series

I have fucking drivers for my monitor! whoo!

I have a new site going up within a week or so totally unrelated to this one.

Children find porn picture in Barney song book "The photo, which ran under the words Wilder Sex, was in a Sing-Along Songs Barney book a couple bought for their children, aged four and seven. It showed a man and woman in a naked embrace. he children found the photo when a plastic panel fell off the book, Arnold said. Along with the English-language Wilder Sex, she said the page included other adult movie reviews, written in German, that were rated with pairs of lips instead of the more common stars."

(hehehe)

Your Baby Instruction Manual

Your baby is a delicate and easily damaged piece of equipment. Although babies are quite resilient to minor injuries, any permanent damage such as lost limbs or severe head trauma will greatly reduce the base value of your child as well as its future earning potential. BlackMarketBabies.com suggests you follow these safety guidelines until you baby is at least two and a half years old: -DO NOT leave you baby unattended around crocodiles, dingoes, anthills, wet cement, quicksand, or catapults. -Though babies quickly learn to walk and talk, driving is a skill which takes many years to master. Do not even permit your baby to just steer. This is especially important when your baby has been drinking. Feeding: Babies should never be given any sort of alcoholic beverage unless they�ve been crying for a really long time. Unlike some pets, babies must be fed EVERY DAY. And never, NEVER feed your baby after midnight.

PORN

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?

The red gun in my monitor died. Anyone know of a place in town that I can get it repaired?

The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business

75. Unilever subsidiary Lipton approves an ad in which a man standing in line for communion holds a bowl of onion dip, presumably to improve the taste of the body of Christ. Under protest, Lipton withdraws the ad.

Woman shot in chest but saved by silicone implants It was like bullet-proof boobies. A Brazilian woman, shot in crossfire between police and drug dealers, was saved by her silicone breast implants. Doctors said the silicone had slowed the bullet up enough to prevent it from causing her a serious injury. ... A plastic surgeon was called in to fix the damage and took the opportunity to increase the size of Mrs Soares' breasts with more silicone. She said: "I'm twice happy, first because my prosthesis saved my life and also because now I look even more beautiful."

Cute

"Last year, my wife and I gave photos to our parents of us, with a photoshopped silhouette of a baby on my wife's lap. Slapped a banner saying "coming July 2002" across the top. Printed 'em out and handed 'em to the folks on Christmas."

Yellowstone Park is a Super Volcano

Although this guy is a crackpot. This is true,

He's not ALL bad

Murray asks students to weigh bin Laden's appeal

When Hobbits Go Bad

www.somethingawful.com

Teens shot in golf cart drive-by

And he shot them both, killing one boy, before making a getaway in the golf cart.

Vindictive Girl Post of the Day

Pepsi boots Britney, picks Beyonce First Justin Timberlake, then Pepsi. Britney's gettin' the boot. "The company's contract with Spears expires at the end of this year, and Casabona said there are no plans to renew it." HAhahaha. She was dumb anyway and promoted a bad image for young girls to follow.

THIS IS NO JOKE

Please click here and see if you can help. I'm going to do some sniffing around. I'm pissed.

"...but a man can't even stick so much as a single finger in his ass without people thinking he's a fag forever." I only wanted to put that quote up. That's all. You don't even have to read the article.

31337 h4x0r

My ass is full of cheese.

Here is a birthday wishlist. I don't expect all of them, only hoping for some of them. To view my wish list, simply click on (or copy) this. Don't worry about buying a double for me, the software will tell you what items have already been purchased so that you can avoid being the tenth person to give me the same shirt.

Serial ATA

mmm..it's soo good.

Internet Explorer Proxy Free Login: test password: test Domain: lab

Ya dig?

The Official Ninja Webpage:� REAL Ultimate Power!!!!

"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me. Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)."

Patty Sue

Patty Sue just won't go away / Queen of lawsuits somewhere in S.F. For the uninitiated, a brief history. Patty McColm is San Francisco's most notorious vexatious litigant -- which is to say, suing others or threatening them with legal action has been her longtime stock in trade. She sued so many people in her neighborhood that real estate agents were required to prepare packets of disclosure information telling perspective buyers about the potential threat. One former neighbor told me once that he read stories about McColm in newspapers and simply couldn't believe them. So he bought an adjoining house and moved in. She tied up his remodeling permits and then filed a harassment suit claiming he was slamming a side door just to bother her. She got a restraining order against him, limiting the time he could open certain doors in his house. In the past two decades, McColm has sued the federal government, the state, the city, Bank of America, Kaiser, the old Emporium store owners, innumerable city workers, judges, private businesses, tenants, newspapers, television networks, small contractors, drivers and any host of unsuspecting, law-abiding citizens that somehow crossed her path. She failed the bar, and sued the state bar. She got bounced from a teaching job, and sued San Francisco State University. She sued to stop her teenage neighbors from playing basketball in their yard. She sued to stop a church from ringing its bells. She sued so often, her poor neighbors nicknamed her Patty Sue. The rest of her admirers called her the Witch of Westwood Park. She sued many of them, too. It may take some time before the state courts finally enforce their own ruling, which was to allow McColm to file lawsuits only with court permission. It seems like the judicial system has put up even less resistance to her than some of her former neighbors -- some of whom actually stopped trimming their trees because they knew the cops would be called on them.

Oh Oh I want this!

Ananova - Toddler attends court to deny speeding charge A mother took her toddler son to court after officials refused to accept they had made a mistake by charging him for speeding. Lawyers, court officials and police fell about laughing when 16-month-old Jay Mack appeared at Glasgow Sheriff Court and tried to climb into the sheriff's chair. His �208 speeding fine was immediately cancelled and court officers have launched an inquiry to discover how the case got so far.

Diamonds are created from dead family member

Play with her buttons.

Bigfoot Fake! (Duh)

The man behind �Bigfoot� dies - After his death, family confirms Ray Wallace�s role in long-debated hoax This is a 1977 still photo made from a 16mm film reportedly showing the legendary Bigfoot cavorting in northern California. The man who launched the "Bigfoot" legend has died, and family members say they can now reveal the truth: Ray L. Wallace was the Bigfoot in the movie.

Ananova

Ananova - Youngsters become ill watching Harry Potter film A cinema owner in Norway says he is fed up with children being sick when they watch Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets. Young children are apparently finding the scene when Ron Weasley begins vomiting slugs too much. Stavanger cinema manager Gudrun Romsbotn says on average they have one child in every screening that becomes ill. "If the children have eaten popcorn or sweets when this scene is shown, they feel sick," he told Norwegian newspaper Verdens Gang. "It is not a particularly fun task for our employees to have to wash away the sick," he added.

ThinkGeek :: Newbie

fridge cools with sound

Sounds of 165 dB would cause a person's hair to catch fire from the frictional heating caused by air undergoing such intense compression and expansion.

Attempt #3

So everyone click here. It's a fuckin' java app now. Click on it you lazy pig-fuckers! Login: test Password: test Domain: lab (*sigh* I'll say the speel schpiel again) This application is running on my server not your PC. So the Internet Explorer you see in the window is actually on my server. I can't see what you do (without it asking you first) so have fun with it. If you find any security holes let me know. Also, you need to go into settings (the little button on the right) and go to firewall setting (the last tab) and make sure the "Use Alternate Address" box is checked before trying to connect.

And you think I'm geeky...

Maunakea, the first and original Exchange Server for the corporation, will be laid to rest on Tuesday, December 3, 2002. According to the configuration of the server, Maunakea was brought up on 7/22/97, which was almost 10 months before I arrived on the scene. The server has seen us through the migration from MS Mail, and at one time held over 3,000 mailboxes. She was there to welcome Vulcano, BREXCH01, MRIEXCH01, MCHEXCH01, and TIEXCH01 as comrades in arms, to ring in the 21st Century, and served as the original connector between the MRI and MGM Exchange organizations, at the time the two corporations joined together. Some of you may remember when we almost lost her a couple of years ago. Thankfully, I was able to revive her, and she's given several more years of dedicated service. I was hoping she would be present to see at least the beginning of the migration to Exchange 2000, but alas, it was not meant to be. There will be a short wake commemorating the event (Kleenex will be provided) on 12/3/02 at 9:30 a.m. in Susan's cube to mark the occasion. Flowers, eulogies, and/or other tokens of condolence will be accepted. Susan Conkey Exchange Administrator MGM MIRAGE

PORN

$%&! I have to do it AGAIN!!!!

Microsoft has decided to restructure its certification offerings for Windows .NET Server 2003. The changes encompass upgrade exams and a retooling of the way that the MCSE and MCSA credentials tie together. A .NET Server-related FAQ posted on the Microsoft Web site Dec. 2 states that full details about the certification tracks will be available in early 2003. But it does reveal some clues about what is to come. Microsoft has decided to back away from the mix-and-match strategy it first announced in January (see "Windows .NET Exams in Pipeline," Jan. 23, 2002, http://mcpmag.com/news/article.asp?EditorialsID=452). At that time, the company said candidates could take both Windows 2000 and .NET exams toward the MCSE or MCSA titles. Now, the certification group has decided to eliminate that and simply offer upgrade exams for those holding Win2K credentials. According to Dan Truax, Director of Microsoft Certification Business & Product Strategy, "Now, if you're an MCSA on Windows 2000, when we release the .NET track, you'll likely take one exam, assuming your elective carries over. For MCSE, again assuming your electives carry over and still count, you will probably take one or two exams at most." Truax said that unlike 70-240, the four-hour accelerated exam for moving to the Win2K MCSE, these tests will be about the same length as the regular exams. "Our plan right now is to make them as close to a normal exam time as possible, which is why you need to be at that credential level on Win2K -- because they build on that knowledge." At the same time, he said, "The reason we're able to do the upgrade exams is because there's still a lot of similarities [between Win2K and .NET]."

One day when I'm rich, I'll get this.

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I think this job is for MGM-MIRAGE

Ever heard the term "throat yogurt?" I made up a new one. It's "clam jam". Think about that for a bit.

Q & A- Jesus is the Force!

The Phantom Menace to your SOUL!

The Space Simulator Cluster

294-processor Beowulf cluster