Look at the red red changes in the sky Look at the separation in the border line But don't look at everything here inside And be afraid to speak your mind

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Maybe I should add this somewhere...

Verisimilitude

Sometimes The Truth Hurts: "I don't find your kids or their behavior particularly cute. In fact, I think your kids are hideously ugly. Your children are whining, crying, rude, nasty, deformed looking little brats that smell like shit and are in serious need of a good, sound beating. I would brutally murder your children and tack their dried skins on my wall as a trophy if I could get away with it. Trust me. "

Tripps: "If your mother is a domino, and your father is a toaster oven, how many flapjacks would it take a monkey to shingle a doghouse?"
Kim: 17 trucks and an infantry squad
Tripps: CORRECT!

IMPORTANT NEWS: My Plans' F.A.Q.

I've spent the last few days deciding how and when I was going to tell everyone this. Should I be: dramatic? romantic? brief? longwinded? I'm moving from Las Vegas for good. I've waited until now because it wasn't set in stone. Now it is. I'm following another dream of mine. I've learned that in life you should live to enjoy. There is nothing more fulfilling than following a dream. What about the business? I've sold it. What about the house? I'm leasing it out on a 4 year lease with an option to buy. What about your mom? She's handling her business and will be just fine. She's going back to Reno. What is this dream of yours? When someone asks what I do for a living I could say "I'm sorry that's classified." I want to spook for a 3 letter agency. But how? I made some inquiries as to what would help me to accomplish these goals. They said, a degree, military experience, and top secret clearance. How do you plan on getting those? With http://www.goarmy.com/jobs/print/mos96B.htm . (Sorry for the no link but it messes up the RSS.) Kinda vague isn't it? Yea, I've had a hard time finding anything out. My job function is top secret. Are you serious? Yes. I'm already signed. My T.S. clearance is pending. For how long? When you get T.S. clearance they require 4 years. Could you back out? Sure, but I'm not going to. When do you leave? I leave Vegas in a month or so. I leave for parts unknown in April. Where are you going from Nov./Dec. through April? I'm going to stay with my father. It may be one of the few times I'll see him in the next 4 years. Which, after being with him for 4 or 5 months, will be enough time for me to recoup and want to see him again. Why? I've always wanted to be apart of something bigger than myself. Something where my capabilities are stretched to the limits. Are you nuts? The jury is out on that one.

YAY!

Congrats to Vera for finally getting her cable modem. I'm glad I could help.

This just in:

I, my friends, am an absent minded idiot.

Funny thing:

If I have sex with you and give you a dollar that's illegal. If I give you a cheeseburger it's a date.

Count Pimpula

Count Pimpula

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Most original rejection line:

"Sorry I'm already homeless."

I was right then. I'm still right now.

They are my friends. -- You Friends don't do that do each other. Ever. -- Me

P.S. - I know it's not what you need right now but I feel justified in saying it.

I'm gonna need a good seat for this...

My ass pads are ready.

I'm baaaaaaaack....

I went to Southern California for the weekend. I posted some picks here. Enjoy them. Please take notice of the man with the spear. He is my friend.

I have something to admit. I'm afraid to put good things up here. There are so many people out there who want me to fail and be unhappy that I don't want to fan any coals by saying I'm happy. I'm happier now than I have been in years. Odd huh? I think so. I mean I get annoyed and bitter on occasion but overall I'm good. Here are some reasons:

2 life long friends I have only begun to appreciate. Thanks Greg and Windy.

I'm making friends that could last a lifetime.

I'm thinner than I have been since high school.

I've been lifting some weights. Not to bulk up, but to remove "extra space" after losing all that weight. So far so good.

Win or lose, I'm doing the things I've wanted to do.

I have my mother near me.

Jenny is happy. Believe it or not that makes me feel better and loosens up some tension.

I've found several places to get drink and dance (and occasionally sing) at a cheap price.

I'm having a good hair month. There are more but I'm drawing a blank. Maybe I'll add more later.

Animal Planet

Cows Go Wild: "'It is vital that you are seen by the cow, speak softly to it and avoid running or making sudden movements.'"

Sleeping-monkey.com

Sleeping-monkey.com: "Cause if you think this guy was tappin dat retarded ass a couple years ago he would have ever asked her to marry him? HELL no, he would have would have stuck it in, flipped her over, spanked her ass, taken a couple pictured for the memory bank, then sent the bitch on her way back home on the little bus."

Bitch, Gripe, Moan

I have a bitch. When a friend is in need I try to help. Sometimes it benefits me and sometimes it doesn't. I don't do it for the benefit. I do it because this person is my friend and I know he/she would might do the same for me. When I have the money, I give (or loan depending on my situation) it. So when a friend is in trouble wether it be financially. emotionally, or legally, I try and help. I have to admit it bothers me a little when they turn down my advice. But it REALLY pisses me off when they completely ignore it. Accept it or don't, but don't make me feel that what I have to say isn't worth your time.

Warning!

Toilets: May cause anal leakage. Credit: Red

Changes are coming...

In the next month or two my life is going to be altered. It has yet to be determined whether this change will be for the better. I'm confident if anything goes right that it will be. You know, I really don't like being cryptic it's just that I don't want to get anyone all worked up for something that may not be happening. As soon as I know, I'll make sure those who need to know, will know. Sometimes when I sit and think people ask me what I'm thinking. Most of the time I don't like to share. Sometimes I do. When I have one that I want to share I put it into my Rants and Raves blog. This is a hidden blog that doesn't get published. This one seems to be on topic with the theme for the last few months so I thought I would share:

To know oneself is tougher than it seems. Because we sort of assume we know who we are. Mostly just the good stuff. And maybe scratch the surface of our faults. But to truly know oneself is a life long task, and even that may not be enough time. We tend to flatter ourselves, then criticize ourselves, without ever really getting to know ourselves. We go hot and cold, we're on again, off again, in a stormy love-hate relationship with our own selves. When our hearts stray, and we do things we really don't really intend, say things we don't really mean, we cover it up and we lie to ourselves and we grow distant from well... our own damn selves. Ah, if only we can remain true to who we are, and love who we are, and just be who we are, in spite of ourselves.