Sweet Jesus!

"Suggested usage: tourist attraction, ocean-restaurant, museum, amusement park, hotel-on-the-ocean, etc."

:-D

Update your imoods people.

New Years

I have the "not so fresh" feeling.

Don't ever try to objectionably figure yourself out. I promise you no one will like what you find.

"It is our right as Americans to sleep with two girls at the same time."

...and it was written by a woman too...

Hop-along Cassidy

The verdict is in on my foot. It's a stress fracture. That'll teach my fat ass to run.

...if I could only stop my mind from wondering what I left behind and wondering if its all been waisted time.

Friday night I drove to my grandparents for the weekend. It's been almost 10 years since i've seen them. He's still as fiesty at 80 as he was at 70. I have the feeling I won't see my grandmother again. She's not doing well lately. I was sick the entire trip and I spent a majority of my time on the farm asleep. Which was fine because it was boring there. I love them but they are too old fashioned for me. My grandmother is in her last year (I think) and my grand father still makes her go get him his tea. There was someone I had wanted them to meet. Too bad things didn't work out. I couldn't help thinking about it. Which leads me to my next topic.

Everyone in my parents' town and my dad's side of the family who are my age are married. There is an unspoken pressure to get married here. It's just another way to be odd man out. I just keep telling myself that things will be different when I get a place in Dallas. Dallas itself is alot like Vegas. They have RHPS and strip clubs and everything I miss about Vegas (except the people).

I've spent alot of time looking at myself objectively. It's harder to do than you think. I had plenty of time to do it while visiting in Assfuck, Texas. I've learned something about myself that I will work on changing.

10 technologies to watch in 2004

Gecko tape: Lizards climb walls using the mechanical adhesive force of millions of tiny hairs on their feet. A synthetic version of those microscopic hairs allows gecko tape, developed at England's University of Manchester, to stick to almost any surface without glue. Applications include gloves that allow a person to climb a glass wall, the ability to move computer chips in a vacuum, and new bandages.

Mad Cow Disease

Jew: and her man is fat as well...haha Me: this is true Me: but he is a victim so I'm nice to him Me: I figure he's taking one for all of humanity Me: by keeping her from fucking and spreading her funk everywhere Me: so there is a silent respect there. It's not about you. It's about the one we mutually dislike.

Your halo is slipping down...to choke you now.

I've found I've changed from who I was when I left. I can't tell you if it is for the better or not. We'll see when I visit Vegas again. Its my way of gauging how/if I've changed.

I'm too sexy for in my shirt.

I got a $50 gift certificate from a store called Foleys here in Dallas for my birthday. I bought two shirts. I tried on one shirt and I cought myself feeling myself up. So yea, I got the shirt.

Add me to the injured roster...

No more running for a while. I've managed to hurt my foot AGAIN. This time it's a bruised heel stress fracture. Only a week or so before my first marathon too. :( Thanks Suzannah for showing me this. Everyone should give it a try. If not for the fitness then for the stamina. ;)

I wanna take you baby I wanna take you out I wanna wine and dine you Oh I wanna twist and twist and shout I want you hot in my arms So soft on my bed You get the key to my heart Oh when you wear that sweet dress I want your rough house baby I want this right in your ear You let me feel your danger I let you make this feeling clear here I want the touch of your charms The heat of your breath I wanna say all those things That would be better unsaid

My parents are nuts

They believe in a "gay agenda"

Happy Birthday Kim!

My TRUE first love.

Tonight I go to bed without the company of a friendly voice.

Bloodninja & Cyber

Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.

EEEEWWW

NSFW

Happy Birthday Windy.

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

It's Incubus covering Lionel Richie.

Mormons crazy? Nahh...

"The church flatly rejects allegations that it is buying the names of dead souls, and insists the effort in Russia is aimed only at providing an archive of genealogical data for the good of all mankind. "

It's the boob girl!

Click the other buttons to see the rest of what she does.

It's funny who things can fall together like that.

"I hope you never reproduce, because you are a genetic freak whose features don't even match up and nobody should breed with you."

Because I'm bored...

Yay Ireland!

Now here this:

I have an inferiority complex. That is all.

I got the job.*

It's for 2 to 4 weeks @ $35/hr. It looks good on a resume. *I love linking to my own shit.

So yummy and so not safe for work...

Masturbating to Selma Blair is like masturbating to a concentration camp filmstrip. "After its defeat in World War I, Germany was FAP FAP FAP humiliated by the Versailles Treaty, which reduced its prewar FAP FAP FAP territory, drastically reduced its FAP FAP FAP armed FAP FAP FAP forces, demanded the recognition of its guilt for the war, and stipulated FAP FAP FAP it pay FAP FAP FAP reparations to the allied powers. FAP FAP FAPOH OH GOD" Mein Godin Himmel! Mein penis hat explodiert!

Sometimes things don't suck.

This is a chain of emails so start from the bottom kids...

Justin, I do appreciate your honesty. I still want to submit your resume to Tom and let him make the determination based on your credentials and not your age. Albert -----Original Message----- From: Justin D. Coffi [mailto:] Sent: Wednesday, December 03, 2003 3:52 PM To: Albert Gonzales Subject: RE: Nice talking to you Albert, Regardless of my experience and ability to perform a job duty, I would NOT make a very good consultant for this job. Because you see, I�m only 23. Customers want a consultant who they can instantly have faith in. When people are naturally skeptical of my abilities I cannot produce work I am proud of. I have to spend time winning the client over. Since this is a quick project I would spend a majority of the time dealing with skepticism and not being focused on the task at hand. I do not want to take a job where everyone is not on the same page. So I�m catching you up to speed and filling you in. I could not have gotten to where I am so quickly by making hasty decisions. I did attach my resume as promised if you are willing to take the risk. Justin Coffi MCSE NT4, MCSE 2000, CCA, DCT -----Original Message----- From: Albert Gonzales [mailto: ] Sent: Wed 12/3/2003 2:29 PM To: Justin D. Coffi Cc: Subject: Nice talking to you Justin, As we discussed make sure you document to me the network assessment experience and tools. Network engineer with experience in the following: System administration experience LAN/WAN Exchange 2000 Disaster recovery planning CITRIX Candidate will be responsible for evaluating and documenting our clients infrastructure, including hardware, software, versions, patches, etc. This is phase I of the project. The next phase won't start till mid-Jan which will be creation of their disaster recovery plan. Albert Gonzales Sr. Technical Recruiter XXXX Solutions, Inc. Dallas, Texas 75244 972.XXX.1700 office/Ext 1125 888.XXX.2332 toll-free www.XXXXsolutions.com IT SOLUTIONS FOR BUSINESS AND GOVERNMENT Dallas / Austin / Houston / Atlanta / Boston / Palo Alto / Phoenix / Washington D.C. / Hyderabad, India

All the fatties move to Portland!

"Women seem to want pretty much the same: a bold, assertive flirtatious non-smoking social drinker who has dark brown hair, an average body and a college degree -- who likes to dance"