Capricorn and Sex Behind that cool Capricorn exterior lies a white-hot interior waiting to be discovered by a worthy lover. Splendor beneath the sheets is likely to be a straight-ahead affair for the Sea Goat, since this practical Earth sign doesn't need anything flashy or fancy to get aroused. The arousal here is from being happily in love, since love and sex do go hand in hand for Capricorn. The Sea Goat is a persistent, passionate and loyal lover, so whoever is on the receiving end is in for a guaranteed good time. While Capricorns abhor being dependent on their lover, they would certainly like to be nurtured by them and exposed to new levels of delight. There is no doubting that the frisky Sea Goat can explode with an understanding, strong and libidinous partner. Sagittarius and Sex The Archer is a Fire sign: 'Nuff said, at least where sex is concerned. The initial Sagittarian response where sex is concerned is through physicality, as opposed to emotion or practicality. The Archer is not shy, and like the half beast/half human that he/she represents, is quite the sexual animal. In other words, these folks are always ready! Sagittarians like to enjoy many an erotic experience, in keeping with their outgoing and sociable nature. Their great libido also lends itself best to an artistic and graceful lover, qualities they very much admire. Trying new things is also often on the Archer's mind, and when their lover says sex on the beach, they had best not be referring to a fruity drink. The Sagittarian's thirst for knowledge is often quenched through straight talk in bed, a way to combine two of their favorite pleasures. Sagittarians can also grow to worship a worthy lover, a fitting response to this holiest of acts. I'm on the cusp so I'm supposed to be a little of both. For those of you that know one way or the other give me your opinion. The link I got for this can be found here. You can choose your sign on the left.

overcome by your moving temple overcome by this holiest of altars so pure, so rare to witness such a lovely goddess i lost my self control beyond compelled to throw this dollar down before your holiest of altars i'll sell my soul, my self esteem a dollar at a time for one chance, one kiss one taste of you my magdalena i've beared witness to this place, this lair, so long forgotten so pure, so rare, to witness such a lovely goddess and i'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one chance, one kiss, one taste of you my black madonna i'll sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time for one taste, one taste one taste of you my magdalena

This will give you a good idea how my tattoo will look.

Learn about yourself through colors. At this time you are really feeling quite exhausted by all the conflict and quarrelling that is going on about you and you are looking for some sort of protection from this state of affairs. Ideally you are seeking a peaceful condition and a tranquil environment in which you can be afforded the chance to relax and recover. You are a leader in every sense of the word. You know where you are going and you know what you need to do in order to get there. You exercise an inherent initiative in overcoming obstacles and difficulties. You either hold or wish to achieve a position of authority in authority by means of which full control can be exerted over events. Conditions are rather confusing at this time. You would like to involved with a particular person or a particular situation..... butyou are holding back. You find it difficult to make a decision... You are pretending that the situation around you doesn't matter, but the effort of trying to conceal your emotions and anxieties is resulting in untold stress. The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel unwanted and lonely and you would really like to associate with someone whose ideals are as high as your own. You want to be above the standard of mediocrity... and this need to be needed and that need to need has almost become an obsession. You are trying to magnify the need into a compelling urge. You would really like to tell the world how great you are.. but no.. you are holding back because you feel that your peers may treat you with contempt. This is a great pity because you have in fact a unique quality of character but the continual restraint that you impose on yourself make you suppress this need for others and you pretend you don't really care. You treat those who criticise you with contempt. However, to be honest ... beneath this assumption of indifference you really long for the approval and esteem of others. It is strange that the anxiety that you are experiencing at this time is of your own makings simply because of your desire to be respected by your fellow man and with those whom you work with. You are not satisfied. The normal congenial "you" is becoming quite introverted. This is becoming increasingly more obvious because you seem to shy away from participating in everyday activities ... You are refusing to allow yourself to become involved, or to participate with others and it is the reluctance to communicate that is the inherent cause of your problems. It's me to the "T". I mean really, just think about it.

Please say yes to installing java. Then click on "napster" and enjoy. If I find out someone has stolen this from me I'll kick your ass. Yes you need to install java to run the napster app. Also choose to run the app from current location.

I was pissy for all the wrong reasons. I shouldn't have been pissy at all. It was none of my damn business. Jesus I can't believe I acted like such an ass. I was reacting and not thinking.

I'm over it already.

I'm adding a rule of dating: Make sure the person you're dating doesn't have a big mouth. You're silence is worth nothing if your partner in crime posts the shit all over their page. Thank you.

Here is my horoscope: "You are often envied for the very inventive and unusual ways that you find to earn money, and this is due to having the sign of Aquarius on the cusp of the section of your chart associated with personal finances. As there are still five planets in Aquarius, you can continue to expect things to be very active in this area. If you are in business you may find life very hectic, but also very exciting. You could have a number of meetings to attend that give you food for thought and offer startling new suggestions, products, or services that you could become quite excited by. In terms of your home and family, you will probably want to make some changes, or initiate some of those conversations that you have always been meaning to have, but never got around to. Although this may stir things up for a while, it will also help get things moving, which is what you are aiming to achieve. You may not be so interested in love and romance over the next few days, as you have too much going on in other parts of your life. You may experience some intense encounters - but for now are content to merely chat." Thanks Jen.

Blast from the past.

I saw "Kung-Pow" That was a funny movie.

My site was down due to the migration of one server to another.

Schnizil my nizzle. Dont' see "Mothman Prophecies" it's fuckin' scary. *BLING* *BLING*

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. But enjoy.

I have a rental car! It's a dinky compact car but it's a car.

My mom may be moving to Vegas! Awesome.

If I died I dont' think people would mourn me for very long. Why? Because I may be important to people but I am not a significant part of their lives. Maybe 1 or 2 people would still feel pain when they are old and thinking of me.

"The average penis size is 5.5", according to the Kinsey Study." - Just think about that ladies and gentlemen.

Someone shot at our building while driving down Industrial. The gun couldn't have been more than a .22 cause it didn't make it through the second pane of glass. But boy did it get this place in an uproar.

Good morning world. Another auction from Porno-Wife-Boy. Check out the story on this one. All the cam users you could ever want to see.

So today was normal. Not really busy. I could have gotten ahead but I really wanted to just take a breather. "Who...who.. are you?" "I'm Batman. Want some head from my bitches? 20 bucks for 20 min." "You wanted this hard drive for what?" New cam software is up. When the cam isn't up the link is dead :( Tragic i know but it's the price you pay for a nice webcam setup. I think I upset someone important to me today. I don't know how, or why, but I did. Don't ask who it is. If I wanted you to know who this person was I would put a name. Instead, I'm playing the pronoun game. I'm sorry.

Hi Gimpy. (Yes you)

No time for love Dr. Jones

"No time for love Dr. Jones"

Read this. Live by it.

Pictures are down until further notice. There isn't any space left on my site. Don't like it? Give me some ideas...

And people call me tactless.

Suicide is now. Time to die. Oh my god.

I've been doing alot of thinking. I've been keeping this to myself but I need to get this out. I'm sorry for those of you who weren't ready for me to let this out. OK here it goes: Suck my dick. And that's straight from the heart. Had ya goin' didn't I?

It's decided. I'm bitter.

When I first wake up I don't know what type of mood I'm going to be in.

Since I'm stuck at work I'll blog. It's after 5 but I have no way home. Story of my life. Random thoughts for today: 1) Are there people who are too pretty for TV because people can't relate to them? 2) Taking a shit is the universal leveler. Doesn't matter if your a king or a cook, you all have to shit. I guess death is the same way. Leave it to me to think of shit. 3) When it comes to getting sex it's 70% attitude and 30% looks. 4) I could easily become a speed freak. 5) Why is it every female I talk about with guys the guys assume I've slipped my dick into her? Believe it or not, I do not want to sleep with everything that walks the earth and has a hole in it.

Taking down God one incedent at a time. Cool. Thanks Josh.

I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stain of time The feeling disappears You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire or dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Drunken Losers: Fighting sobriety since age 21. This is the best damn page ever.

I want this scale.

Gonads and strife

So I'm still here. I was able to retreive the data. It doesn't help that the OS was corrupt when the power supply died. I'm going to be able to recover this. I can save the data but I can't boot from the drive. I don't have the interface for the database I'm recovering. I can't get it until morning yet I need to have this done by morning. Hmmm. I'm fucked.

Let me set the scene for you. It's 9pm and I'm at work. I'm sitting at my desk with 2 PC's and a server. I'm typing this on one PC while the other is trying to recover data off of the server. How might you ask? Well I could go into the juicy details of hard drive sector mapping but that gets boring. Suffice it to say from #00000000 to #FFFFFFFF is getting recovered on this bitch. Ok well maybe not #00000000 'cause that's the MBR. If this doesn't get recovered I'm not going home. I'll stay here all goddamned night if I have to.

It's great if it's real. Here's the link.

Should I keep the pics up or take them down? E-mail me I need to know.

One time a few years ago I had love at first sight. I was attracted to her. In a brief flash I saw my life with her. It was amazing. Then she got off the bus.

Computer crashed but I'm back now. DUAL 866mhz p3's 140 gigs of hd space. new graphic card on the way and a tv tuner card.

IGNORE THIS POST

Funlove is back here at work. But this time we are prepared. Hopefully it will be gone by lunch.

Just fucked up

Look they pay people to test me.

I am in awe. I've been thinking about this for years

#pr0n

WOW We as humans have come a long way.

Korea is wack.

Very very very gay.

And this just came in: Attention all MGM MIRAGE� employees: You have the privilege of receiving FREE admission to Light. For the public, Light is affordable and competitive in pricing with all popular Las Vegas nightclubs. There is no cover charge before 10 p.m. and all local women receive free admission. A table reservation is not required for admission. For more information about Light The Nightclub at Bellagio, please call 693-8300. Woohoo I can get in for free. Now to get the drink for free :-D

To all those who instant message me and I don't answer: I'm not ignoring you. If I wanted to do that I would push "ignore". Instead I have forgotten to put on an away message. I'm not going to listen to people bitch at me about it anymore. One another note: If I could pick 1 moment to spend eternity in, I'd pick laying imy head in my mothers lap while she drove through Stockton. She would drive and sing and I would lay there. I never felt more safe and secure and loved than right then.

Look mom I can dislocate his hip! Thanks Jenny for the funny link.

Ok folks here it is. I found it (in French). With the help of highschool french I translated the doc. Once you look you can tell it wasn't hard. So here it is. The crack for CoffeeCup WebCam 3.0. I'm going to leave this up for most of tomorrow.

I smell brains.

Joseph Canger Studio, Surrealistic and Photorealistic Life-Cast Sculptures (also kids if you look hard enough you'll find her other webpage on here) Katie Jordon Nudes of Katie I'm feelin' artsy today.

I'm sick and I'm tired.

I did came up with a resolution for this year: I'm going to try not to brag. So far it's worked. Oh and today I'm not going to post much, instead I'm going to fool around to see what html works in blogger. Look it's AIM. Look it's YIM Damn MSN for not having a java version. Also, I would like to thank Jenny for the iframe target idea. Her HTML coding skills are extremely impressive. I'm actually jealous. For me to poop on!

My Hobbit name is Olo Frumblefoot of Bywater