Since I'm stuck at work I'll blog. It's after 5 but I have no way home. Story of my life. Random thoughts for today: 1) Are there people who are too pretty for TV because people can't relate to them? 2) Taking a shit is the universal leveler. Doesn't matter if your a king or a cook, you all have to shit. I guess death is the same way. Leave it to me to think of shit. 3) When it comes to getting sex it's 70% attitude and 30% looks. 4) I could easily become a speed freak. 5) Why is it every female I talk about with guys the guys assume I've slipped my dick into her? Believe it or not, I do not want to sleep with everything that walks the earth and has a hole in it.