Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Tripps: know anyone who wants my dual 800mhz, my monitor and my printer for $1000? Jew: not that I can think of Jew: I thought you were going to ebay them Tripps: nah Jew: well..if you can't find anybody to buy them, I will be more than happy to let you give them to me for free Jew: because I am feeling that generous Tripps: yea yea yea Jew: don't concern yourself with how I can do such a thing, I will bear the weight of it Tripps: *sniff* my hero Jew: I will be your hero, I will wash away the pain