Things to come:

All black heavy metal band. Call them Blacksnake. Or Mos Def Lepperd. Or just Black Sabbath. Amish porn stars. They build their own sets. They bake their own bread. They plow their own hoes. Goth motivational speaker. "And now we summon the spirit of our dark lord to infuse us with the morbid desire to succeed." Gay mafiosos. Their retro tommyguns are scented with potpourri. Their fight sequences are tightly choreographed. And when the action gets heavy they burst into flames. God I'm bored.