Friday, April 30, 2004
Thursday, April 29, 2004
*sigh* I'm in love...
I'm on love with FreeBSD 5. I'll always keep my windows box but I'm falling harder and harder for this wonderfully simple but beautifully intricate OS.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
50 Free HP
"You are not going to believe this. Using some common rice boy knowledge, I added 50 hp to this car. All I did is use some common ordinary products and ordinary hand tools. Many are in disblief, but its proven. I dynoed this car with a Ghetto-TECH PRO meter before and after and recorded gains of 50.3 hp and 73.2 ft/lbs or torque. Read on for step by step assembly instructions "
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
A bitch of mine...
Don't make plans with me ahead of time and then invite someone to go with us at the last minute. I REALLY hate that.
Things I ponder...
Wonder is good.
Awe is good.
Wondersome is good.
Awesome is good.
Wonderful is good.
Awful is bad.
When did awful decide to shed its halo for horns? Why?
Test Page for the SSL/TLS-aware Apache Installation on Web Site
To those of you who are already profecient in *BSD's feel free to laugh. But understand this: It only took me 2 days to go from WTF is "ls" to setting up a DNS server, a webserver, and recompiling my kernel. Now for everyone else...
I'm so excited I got this far. I can't wait to take this further. Now to get the sites (for work) moved over.
Missouri tracks scofflaws via pizza-delivery databases
"If you owe fines or fees to the courts, that phone call may have provided the link the state needed to track you down and make you pay. " "David Coplen, the state office's budget director, said he discovered that pizza delivery lists are one of the best sources such companies use to locate people."It's just wrong. :P
Wow, now I've seen everything.
I'm not making fun of it. I'm just surprised it exists. Actually, I'm surprised that I'm surprised it exists.
OMG WTF!!!!11
Don't click on that link for any reason ever. Not at work, not if you're eating, not if your home alone. Never. If you're dumb/sick enough to, just know this: It's a Zoe link.
Monday, April 26, 2004
If you actually read this site (or I link to you) do me a favor and l link back to me. I have all these links out to friends and no static links back. :( It's tragic.
LINK
Friday, April 23, 2004
Thursday, April 22, 2004
When disgruntled employees unite!
Tripps:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Rabbit: you blew up the server!
Tripps: no
Tripps: I can't do anything on it
Tripps: those fucks in FL didn't give me rights
Rabbit: lol
Rabbit: dumb bastards
Tripps: and the password that I KNOW is supposed to work here (for root) isn't
Rabbit: hmm
Rabbit: that's gay sauce
Rabbit: still not sure why we sent that shit over there.. doesn't make any sense
Tripps: because we're fucking retarded
Rabbit: lol
Tripps: that's why we do things
Rabbit: there's no collective we here
Rabbit: heh
Tripps: because we should be wearing leather fucking "helmuts"
Tripps: oh yes there is
Rabbit: =P
Tripps: this whole fucking company combined is a drooling idiot
Rabbit: LOL
Rabbit: HAHA
Rabbit: that's funny
Rabbit: we should draw a cartoon
Tripps: individually we're not that bad
Rabbit: right
Tripps: as a team we're dipshits
Rabbit: heh
Rabbit: someone's a little upset ^^
Fuck was alot longer but I had to shrink it because Blogger can't fuck that long.
Don't bother bidding...
...I already won and just so you know:
If I were you I would pick sides now: Wal-mart or Microsoft. Doesn't matter who really, the way the war ends isn't pretty for either side.
Don't move to California. If you live there, move away before May 27, 2026.
Jesus did walk the earth. The stories were a little off. Who knew all that hair hid antennae? Cool guy with some cool ideas though.
Dinosaurs went extinct because, basically, Earth farted.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
blogging
I feel like I should have something profound to say - but I think my brain has shut down for the evening... so I leave you with this....
Iraqui tribunal to try Saddam
Preach!
cylob: The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt
I've opened up my blog to allow others to post on it again. Check your e-mail (and junk mail folders) for a Blogger invite. If you weren't invited, e-mail me and I'll add you.
Monday, April 19, 2004
This weekend....
I had created this long post about this weekend. It would have been great, had I not accidently boned it by closing the window. I'm not used to the Opera interface anymore and I forgot that closing the window closed everything. Perhaps I'll try again later today.
Friday, April 16, 2004
Is it possible for fraternal twins to have different fathers?
Not only is it possible for fraternal twins to have different fathers, it has actually happened. There's even a medical term for it: superfecundation. The classic case, which is discussed in Williams Obstetrics (1980), was recorded in 1810 by John Archer, the first doctor to receive a medical degree in the United States. According to Archer, a white woman who had sex with a black man and a white man within a short time subsequently gave birth to twins--one white, one mulatto. Other cases have been reported since.
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Human Spaceflight Without NASA?
"Perhaps the pioneer settlers in space communities will live (and even die) in front of a worldwide audience -- the ultimate in commercial reality TV."
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
My brother, the religious zealout.
Jake: Religion is the largest money maker in the world and that venue isn't going away for a while.
Jake: Nobody will strap bombs to themselves for a million dollars, but they will for an ideology. They'll slay millions in the name of God. Money from the dead just comes in naturally. Quite ironic, eh?
Jake: Gosh, wish we were back in the Crusades. I would love to go sack Constantinople just one more time.
Crazyness
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New bill may reinstate the draft for 2005
"The revised draft calls for all Americans between the ages of 18 and 26 to enlist in the military, including women. College students are not exempt from service, and neither are conscientious objectors, who would be placed in non-combative service. "
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Monday, April 12, 2004
"N" wrote this in 8th grade. It won her 2nd place at a literature fair.
I am sure you can imagine
It�s as simple as can be
A place very private
A place for he and she
She whispers �will it hurt�
Of course not says he
It�s a simple little process
Just lay back and bend your knee
It�s getting a little painful now
Tears come to her eyes
It hurts something awful
It must be the size
And suddenly with a jump
She gives a little shout
Thank goodness it was over
And he slowly pulled it out
If you read real closely
It�s a dentist you will find
It�s not what you were thinking
It was just your dirty mind
From the beta tester of City of Hero's and World of Warcraft.
Jeremy: as fun as CoH is...WoW is better.
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
"But many American companies are discovering that sending work to low-wage countries is not as easy or as inexpensive as advertised. In hotspots like Bangalore, wages and real-estate prices are soaring to record levels�though still generally a fraction of U.S. costs�which cuts into potential savings. As U.S. companies move from exporting call centers to outsourcing more complex work like software development, they're finding overseas workers are often ill-equipped to deliver consistent, quality work. The bad experiences are creating a boomerang effect�the return of jobs to the United States�which some have dubbed "onshoring." Analysts at research firm Gartner have declared 2004 the start of the "trough of disillusionment" with offshoring."
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Friday, April 09, 2004
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Only support people will find this funny.
This is the first ticket ever issued on our new ticketing system.
First Ticket
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Dungeons & Dragons 2
Hollywood is truly out of ides, decides to do a sequel cleverly named "Dungeons & Dragons 2". Viewers will need to make a constitution saving throw -4 in order to avoid throwing-up.
Ow ow ow ow ow
Today I have lunch with my old recruiter. This is probably an attempt to get me to join. Good luck with that.
I ache from yesterday. Its mostly my arms/chest/shoulders.
I'm going to watch Nicole's sparring/boxing match on Saturday. I'm jazzed. She also has free passes to her indoor rock climbing place. If my arms don't fall off before then, it should be fun to go climbing with her.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Open Letter:
Hey Everyone,
My MP3's are gone. I lost the drive last night. Since it was lost to a magnetic disturbance I can't recover the data using forensic means. So I'm asking all my friends to loan me your CD's. I'm going to recreate my collection through CD's first and then through selective downloading. I want to make sure all my downloads are of the highest quality this time around. I will be making a catalog of the CD's I've already ripped. I'm taking everything you've got regardless of artist or genre.
Thanks,
Justin
Monday, April 05, 2004
This is a compilation of every blog everywhere.
Today was really great.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?
Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.
I want to tell the world that I'm gay.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.
I stole this from Jenny's site.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).
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Fucked, but funny.
A 33-year-old man has been charged with falsely reporting an incident after faking his own hanging as an April Fool's joke on his ex-wife
Huge Friggin' Accouncement!
I'm off the market. I found a girl that I really connect with emotionally. If you want to know more, just ask me. She doesn't get online and I don't think she would appreciate it if I posted her life story up here.
I've spent the last year of my life being single and healing old wounds. I've handle on what I need to handle in that department (I think). I may not be perfect yet but I know what I do wrong and I can spot it (and stop it) before I do it this time around. I'm ready to try putting someone else's needs before my own.
I've told everyone that I wasn't looking for anyone. I wasn't. I didn't plan this. Hell, I didn't even see this coming. I'm just going to take this one day at a time and try not to think too much.
SPAM Poetry
For example, pickup truck near looking glass indicates that labyrinth for mourn about boy.Unlike so many widows who have made their bubble bath to us.Furthermore, fruit cake related to leaves, and about labyrinth write a love letter to clock defined by globule.A few stalactites, and guardian angel of hand) to arrive at a state of power drillHe called her Royal (or was it Royal?).
Saturday, April 03, 2004
Friday, April 02, 2004
Word of the Day
I heard a new term today...
Guys jack off and girls jill off.
Example: Yesterday I caught Joanne jilling off in bed.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
*cough* (but no wheeze)
I'm still sick. Not as sick as yesterday. I have to find a car today too. I'm out of time.
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