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Today was really great. I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes? Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website. I want to tell the world that I'm gay. I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail. Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock. I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go. I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron. I stole this from Jenny's site. That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee). Created with the Gregor's Semi-Automatic Blogger Updater™. Update your blog today!