"N" wrote this in 8th grade. It won her 2nd place at a literature fair.

I am sure you can imagine It�s as simple as can be A place very private A place for he and she She whispers �will it hurt� Of course not says he It�s a simple little process Just lay back and bend your knee It�s getting a little painful now Tears come to her eyes It hurts something awful It must be the size And suddenly with a jump She gives a little shout Thank goodness it was over And he slowly pulled it out If you read real closely It�s a dentist you will find It�s not what you were thinking It was just your dirty mind