naïve

Sometimes it astounds me at how naïve I can be. Let me try to explain what brought this on...

Three years ago I was getting in the pool at my apartment complex with this girl. I was bitching to her about how it's harder for guys to get in the pool because of our testicles. She said "Oh yea at least you don't fill up with water when you get in." I thought wow, I learned something new, some deep dark girl secret. I come to find out after asking Windy a week ago (who I can ask anything to) if that happened to her. She laughed and said no and that she didn't know anyone who that happened to. So then I asked Becki since I had conflicting answers. She basically gave the same answer as Windy. So for years I had gone around thinking women normally filled with water when they got into a pool.

After learning the truth about the woman/bouy theory, it makes alot of things clearer. Had I really thought about it, I bet I could have figured it out on my own. I mean, it all makes sense now.