I'm "too pretty" to be a cowboy. I was also told I have "gay eyes" and that's why the guy at the gym was seriously coming onto me. I think I'll give myself a huge scar down the side of my face so I look like a villan in the movies.
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4 comments:
I don't have the huge beaver teeth needed.
I always thought you had crazy eyes lke Andy Kaufman
I cant even think of a witty comment for this. *hangs head in shame*
I'll take that as a compliment Mike.
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