The organization of any complex arrangement hinges on the interplay of seemingly haphazard individual events.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Blogs I check daily...

xanubisx.diaryland.com bmashina flypsyde.com jennythegreat.com emtgrace.blogspot.com cyanidebreathmint.com rabbitcreative.com messiahforhire.com februarysky.diaryland.com

Nice Ride: The Hydrogen Gremlin

"Within two years, the team was testing their hydrogen-powered Gremlin on a chassis dynamometer -- a sort of treadmill for cars. Though the tests showed that the car could only travel 110 kilometers before it needed to be refueled, they also revealed that the car emitted slightly cleaner air than it took in. In other words, driving the car actually reversed pollution. "

Monday, September 27, 2004

'Are You Using Anything?'

"Herein lies the problem: RISUG may be too effective. Pharmaceutical companies are pouring millions into research on male contraceptives, particularly the male version of the pill, but none is interested in RISUG. 'What does a hormonal contraceptive [like the Pill] represent to a pharmaceutical company?' Weiss asks. 'Recurrent sales. It's like women's birth control. They sell it over and over and over again. They want something they can make an ongoing profit from. Business is business.'"

Politics

shadowboxer: I don't know what I want more: a police state that tends to be in tune with Darth Vador's methods of persuasion or a United Socialist States of America, with comrade premier Kerry.

Make our lives simpler...

<RANT> Please don't make assumptions about me. Everyone wears a mask. Myself included. </RANT>

Thursday, September 23, 2004

From "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

"'The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"

Blog Search Engine

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This new blogger profile photo...



or go back to the old one?

NOYB

I was going to post this long post on the subject. But once again, I've calmed down and my inherent lazyiness has kicked in. So I'll sum it up in three sentences. It's never anyones business how many people you've slept with. What's more important is if they are clean or not. Unless you're the first, it doesn't fucking matter.

Internet Addiction

"Cut off their connection to the Web and people have moments of 'withdrawal and feelings of loss, frustration, and disconnectedness' "

*sniff* It's beautiful!

"Several students at Jacksonville University have been reprimanded for installing a pole-dancing stage in an on-campus apartment and taking pictures as female schoolmates performed on it."

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Hold and Blow

As some of you might know, I've been sick this last week. My ears have yet to recover. So after making a trip to Pahrump and back I have to pop me ears. I hold my nose, close my mouth, and blow. My ear makes this "squeeeeeee" noise and then I get really dizzy and fall over onto my car. The noise wasn't internal. I heard it not just felt it inside my head. It was a weird experience I thought I would share.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Random Sexual Fact

  • Some 43 percent of women suffer with sexual dysfunction, compared to 31 percent of men.
  • Confessions of an elephant polo groupie

    Sha Na Na flop hurts Anderson Y

    "'I feel stupid and mad. Sha Na Na was at Woodstock for Pete's sake, why wasn't anyone interested?'"

    The first and last stories are worth reading...

    Saturday, September 18, 2004

    How do you spend your Saturday nights?

    These are all the things I'm doing right now:

  • Typing in here (duh)
  • Listening to Prince
  • Combing through my PHP book creatively named "PHP"
  • Sucking on a Halls' Fruit Breezer.
  • Thinking about going to sleep, but instead...
  • I'm going to the gym.
  • I better get going, I have a secret agenda to fulfill.

    Two years' water left

    "SYDNEY will run out of water in 118 weeks if dam levels keep falling and the drought continues."

    Friday, September 17, 2004

    Click me to view.

    "KWCH is reporting that the driver of the truck was not seriously injured, but the driver of the car is listed in critical condition in the hospital."

    How about a barter?

    I have a DELL 4550 that I would be willing to trade for a nice digital camera? Any takers?

    Which FARK Cliche Are You?

    You are Domo Kun!
    Take the "Which FARK Cliche Are You" quiz!

    Williams' daughter kept in the dark

    "She said it was wrong that he could be kept locked in his cell for 23 hours a day and could not see her or Dhakota. "
    It's called "prison".
    "Why isn't it a public outrage that Carl and Victor are being kept in these conditions?"
    It's called "prison".
    She said her husband watched some television and was maintaining an interest in AFL football.
    Oh the humanity, the torture!

    Thursday, September 16, 2004

    Top Ten Stories of Revenge

    While sitting at the traffic lights I heard a bang from the back of the car. But when I looked in the rear view mirror there was nothing to see until a man bounced on the bonnet of my car and into the road in front. When I got out I saw his bicycle and the back of my car and him laying in front of the car groaning. He had cycled into the back of my stationary car in broad daylight. As he got up none the worse for his stunt I asked how he was going to pay for the new dent in the back of my car. He replied "Cyclists don't need insurance so its your F**king problem". I jumped back in my car and reversed over his bicycle, which all the onlookers found highly amusing, and jumped out of the car and said to him "Now who's F**king problem is it". As I drove off several of the onlookers where actually crying with laughter, he was just crying.

    Duped again...

    Guess who I ran into at Baja Fresh? Nicole. She was at lunch with her boyfriend. She lied again. I can't believe she would lie about that. That's low.

    Leather...

    I really love leather. It just dawned on me on my way to work. I have a leather chair at work, a leather interior in my car and leather ass-less chaps...err I mean jacket.

    Wednesday, September 15, 2004

    Finally a niche yet to be covered

    "Albino sex remains the holy grail of porn."
    I went looking again, still none.

    Hotlinking from Userfriendly.

    Thanks Mikey

    Goatee

    Last night I shaved off my goatee. The change is temporary. I do it once or twice a year. No matter how much you clean it, you can't get it perfectly clean. The solution? Shave it off. I encourage every man with facial hair to shave it at least twice a year.

    Headache

    Tripps has a headache THIS BIG.

    Tuesday, September 14, 2004

    and blah.

    I'm bored... ...and horny... ...and blah.

    Friday, September 10, 2004

    At least things don't suck this bad...

    I have been busy!! I moved to Logan City Utah it is right outside of Salt Lake so I can be close by during her therapy. I am sorry but Mckenzie is not doing well I don't think she is going to make it through this. She is so sick and in pain almost all the time unless she is on painkillers then she can't remember who I am.
    That was an e-mail I got from Nicole. Most of the time I thought she was lying, but I happen to believe her on this one.
    Update: Read it here.

    Boy builds business from barrowed bank cards.

    The 15-year-old was even able to buy a used police car with $5,000 stolen from someone’s credit card account and was planning to pose as a detective.

    Thursday, September 09, 2004

    Pessimism and every moment after...

    Lately I've been thinking about what it takes for me to be in love. The kind of love I'm talking about is the "I would die for you", head over heals, happily ever after, kind of love. I ask myself, "Why can't I feel that way again?"

    You can never fall in love the same way twice. I know this. My problem is I need to feel something I don't know if I can explain. It's a mix of wonder, infatuation, lust and need. It's a feeling that every moment kept away from her is torture. Each time I meet someone I try and look for that feeling. To date, it hasn't been there. I've loved since then, but not like that, and not that hard. If I ever feel that type of love again, that woman will be the one I marry.

    I think the right path with begins letting go. I need to let go of that memory, of that feeling, of that person. Also, I need to believe, without a doubt, that love works. I'm going to start that process tonight.

    These first steps on my path will be the hardest. I've seen relationships come and go. People use the word "love" like it's synonymous with "like". So much so, I question if most people have ever felt love. I'm not innocent of it too either. In fact, if I were to pick one thing that I'm really ashamed of, it's saying "I love you" when I didn't mean it.

    I hope I don't go the rest of my life alone, or settle for something less when I've exausted all hope.

    Where is the Muslim outrage?

    "'It is a certain fact that not all Muslims are terrorists,' he begins, 'but it is equally certain, and exceptionally painful, that almost all terrorists are Muslims."

    Wednesday, September 08, 2004

    Court Rules That All Musical Samples Must Be Paid For

    "'Get a license or do not sample,' the court said Tuesday. 'We do not see this as stifling creativity in any significant way.' "
    MPAA just bit itself in the ass with the anti-piracy laws. Now every artist who samples another artists song MUST pay for it.

    Monday, September 06, 2004

    old repost (but still true)

    To know oneself is tougher than it seems. Because we sort of assume we know who we are. Mostly just the good stuff. And maybe scratch the surface of our faults. But to truly know oneself is a life long task, and even that may not be enough time. We tend to flatter ourselves, then criticize ourselves, without ever really getting to know ourselves. We go hot and cold, we're on again, off again, in a stormy love-hate relationship with our own selves. When our hearts stray, and we do things we really don't really intend, say things we don't really mean, we cover it up and we lie to ourselves and we grow distant from well... our own damn selves. Ah, if only we can remain true to who we are, and love who we are, and just be who we are, in spite of ourselves.

    Yay!

    Many men died so that I could have this day off.

    Sunday, September 05, 2004

    I need to read more...

    [18:00] Sppirt: her whole shit is fucked. [18:01] Sppirt: I'm so articulate :)

    BIG LEAGUE CHEW: NOW AND THEN!

    "Look, I used to buy Big League Chew to eat man sized wads "

    Wednesday, September 01, 2004

    Help a friend out...

    My friend Warren's daughter has a pet dog. Please vote for it here . The dog is #2.

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