Top Ten Stories of Revenge

While sitting at the traffic lights I heard a bang from the back of the car. But when I looked in the rear view mirror there was nothing to see until a man bounced on the bonnet of my car and into the road in front. When I got out I saw his bicycle and the back of my car and him laying in front of the car groaning. He had cycled into the back of my stationary car in broad daylight. As he got up none the worse for his stunt I asked how he was going to pay for the new dent in the back of my car. He replied "Cyclists don't need insurance so its your F**king problem". I jumped back in my car and reversed over his bicycle, which all the onlookers found highly amusing, and jumped out of the car and said to him "Now who's F**king problem is it". As I drove off several of the onlookers where actually crying with laughter, he was just crying.