Moved.

I no longer use blogger. Check http://www.yummynuggets.com/

Blogs I check daily...

xanubisx.diaryland.com bmashina flypsyde.com jennythegreat.com emtgrace.blogspot.com cyanidebreathmint.com rabbitcreative.com messiahforhire.com februarysky.diaryland.com

Nice Ride: The Hydrogen Gremlin

"Within two years, the team was testing their hydrogen-powered Gremlin on a chassis dynamometer -- a sort of treadmill for cars. Though the tests showed that the car could only travel 110 kilometers before it needed to be refueled, they also revealed that the car emitted slightly cleaner air than it took in. In other words, driving the car actually reversed pollution. "

'Are You Using Anything?'

"Herein lies the problem: RISUG may be too effective. Pharmaceutical companies are pouring millions into research on male contraceptives, particularly the male version of the pill, but none is interested in RISUG. 'What does a hormonal contraceptive [like the Pill] represent to a pharmaceutical company?' Weiss asks. 'Recurrent sales. It's like women's birth control. They sell it over and over and over again. They want something they can make an ongoing profit from. Business is business.'"

Politics

shadowboxer: I don't know what I want more: a police state that tends to be in tune with Darth Vador's methods of persuasion or a United Socialist States of America, with comrade premier Kerry.

Make our lives simpler...

<RANT> Please don't make assumptions about me. Everyone wears a mask. Myself included. </RANT>

From "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

"'The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'"

Blog Search Engine

Whatcha think?

This new blogger profile photo...



or go back to the old one?

NOYB

I was going to post this long post on the subject. But once again, I've calmed down and my inherent lazyiness has kicked in. So I'll sum it up in three sentences. It's never anyones business how many people you've slept with. What's more important is if they are clean or not. Unless you're the first, it doesn't fucking matter.

Internet Addiction

"Cut off their connection to the Web and people have moments of 'withdrawal and feelings of loss, frustration, and disconnectedness' "

*sniff* It's beautiful!

"Several students at Jacksonville University have been reprimanded for installing a pole-dancing stage in an on-campus apartment and taking pictures as female schoolmates performed on it."

Hold and Blow

As some of you might know, I've been sick this last week. My ears have yet to recover. So after making a trip to Pahrump and back I have to pop me ears. I hold my nose, close my mouth, and blow. My ear makes this "squeeeeeee" noise and then I get really dizzy and fall over onto my car. The noise wasn't internal. I heard it not just felt it inside my head. It was a weird experience I thought I would share.

Random Sexual Fact

Some 43 percent of women suffer with sexual dysfunction, compared to 31 percent of men.

Confessions of an elephant polo groupie

Sha Na Na flop hurts Anderson Y

"'I feel stupid and mad. Sha Na Na was at Woodstock for Pete's sake, why wasn't anyone interested?'"

The first and last stories are worth reading...

How do you spend your Saturday nights?

These are all the things I'm doing right now:

Typing in here (duh)

Listening to Prince

Combing through my PHP book creatively named "PHP"

Sucking on a Halls' Fruit Breezer.

Thinking about going to sleep, but instead...

I'm going to the gym.

I better get going, I have a secret agenda to fulfill.

Two years' water left

"SYDNEY will run out of water in 118 weeks if dam levels keep falling and the drought continues."

Click me to view.

"KWCH is reporting that the driver of the truck was not seriously injured, but the driver of the car is listed in critical condition in the hospital."

How about a barter?

I have a DELL 4550 that I would be willing to trade for a nice digital camera? Any takers?

Which FARK Cliche Are You?

Take the "Which FARK Cliche Are You" quiz!

Williams' daughter kept in the dark

"She said it was wrong that he could be kept locked in his cell for 23 hours a day and could not see her or Dhakota. "

It's called "prison".

"Why isn't it a public outrage that Carl and Victor are being kept in these conditions?"

It's called "prison".

She said her husband watched some television and was maintaining an interest in AFL football.

Oh the humanity, the torture!

Top Ten Stories of Revenge

While sitting at the traffic lights I heard a bang from the back of the car. But when I looked in the rear view mirror there was nothing to see until a man bounced on the bonnet of my car and into the road in front. When I got out I saw his bicycle and the back of my car and him laying in front of the car groaning. He had cycled into the back of my stationary car in broad daylight. As he got up none the worse for his stunt I asked how he was going to pay for the new dent in the back of my car. He replied "Cyclists don't need insurance so its your F**king problem". I jumped back in my car and reversed over his bicycle, which all the onlookers found highly amusing, and jumped out of the car and said to him "Now who's F**king problem is it". As I drove off several of the onlookers where actually crying with laughter, he was just crying.

Duped again...

Guess who I ran into at Baja Fresh? Nicole. She was at lunch with her boyfriend. She lied again. I can't believe she would lie about that. That's low.

Leather...

I really love leather. It just dawned on me on my way to work. I have a leather chair at work, a leather interior in my car and leather ass-less chaps...err I mean jacket.

Finally a niche yet to be covered

"Albino sex remains the holy grail of porn."

I went looking again, still none.

Hotlinking from Userfriendly.

Thanks Mikey

Goatee

Last night I shaved off my goatee. The change is temporary. I do it once or twice a year. No matter how much you clean it, you can't get it perfectly clean. The solution? Shave it off. I encourage every man with facial hair to shave it at least twice a year.

Headache

and blah.

I'm bored... ...and horny... ...and blah.

MMM sweet sweet compensation...

At least things don't suck this bad...

I have been busy!! I moved to Logan City Utah it is right outside of Salt Lake so I can be close by during her therapy. I am sorry but Mckenzie is not doing well I don't think she is going to make it through this. She is so sick and in pain almost all the time unless she is on painkillers then she can't remember who I am.

That was an e-mail I got from Nicole. Most of the time I thought she was lying, but I happen to believe her on this one. Update: Read it here.

Boy builds business from barrowed bank cards.

The 15-year-old was even able to buy a used police car with $5,000 stolen from someone’s credit card account and was planning to pose as a detective.

Pessimism and every moment after...

Lately I've been thinking about what it takes for me to be in love. The kind of love I'm talking about is the "I would die for you", head over heals, happily ever after, kind of love. I ask myself, "Why can't I feel that way again?"

You can never fall in love the same way twice. I know this. My problem is I need to feel something I don't know if I can explain. It's a mix of wonder, infatuation, lust and need. It's a feeling that every moment kept away from her is torture. Each time I meet someone I try and look for that feeling. To date, it hasn't been there. I've loved since then, but not like that, and not that hard. If I ever feel that type of love again, that woman will be the one I marry.

I think the right path with begins letting go. I need to let go of that memory, of that feeling, of that person. Also, I need to believe, without a doubt, that love works. I'm going to start that process tonight.

These first steps on my path will be the hardest. I've seen relationships come and go. People use the word "love" like it's synonymous with "like". So much so, I question if most people have ever felt love. I'm not innocent of it too either. In fact, if I were to pick one thing that I'm really ashamed of, it's saying "I love you" when I didn't mean it.

I hope I don't go the rest of my life alone, or settle for something less when I've exausted all hope.

Where is the Muslim outrage?

"'It is a certain fact that not all Muslims are terrorists,' he begins, 'but it is equally certain, and exceptionally painful, that almost all terrorists are Muslims."

Court Rules That All Musical Samples Must Be Paid For

"'Get a license or do not sample,' the court said Tuesday. 'We do not see this as stifling creativity in any significant way.' "

MPAA just bit itself in the ass with the anti-piracy laws. Now every artist who samples another artists song MUST pay for it.

old repost (but still true)

To know oneself is tougher than it seems. Because we sort of assume we know who we are. Mostly just the good stuff. And maybe scratch the surface of our faults. But to truly know oneself is a life long task, and even that may not be enough time. We tend to flatter ourselves, then criticize ourselves, without ever really getting to know ourselves. We go hot and cold, we're on again, off again, in a stormy love-hate relationship with our own selves. When our hearts stray, and we do things we really don't really intend, say things we don't really mean, we cover it up and we lie to ourselves and we grow distant from well... our own damn selves. Ah, if only we can remain true to who we are, and love who we are, and just be who we are, in spite of ourselves.

Yay!

Many men died so that I could have this day off.

I need to read more...

[18:00] Sppirt: her whole shit is fucked. [18:01] Sppirt: I'm so articulate :)

BIG LEAGUE CHEW: NOW AND THEN!

"Look, I used to buy Big League Chew to eat man sized wads "

Help a friend out...

My friend Warren's daughter has a pet dog. Please vote for it here . The dog is #2.

Gross.

Find me and add me damn you...

RIP, my bullheaded love

He was really well-liked among people who knew him. He had a voice like silk and could sell anything. He could sell ice to an iceman. I met him when I went shopping for a stereo. I drove him crazy with questions, then I left without buying. But I went back a month later. I said, "I was here before and saw the stereo. I want to buy it." He said, "We don't have it anymore." I said, "Good, I can't afford it." But he really did have one and I bought it and he showed me how it went together. Then he said, "Do you date?" I said, "Not very well." He said, "That's okay, I don't really want to go." That was how it started, 18 years ago.

Cherrypop

I don't speak spanish Portuguese, but I can tell I would like her already. I found her site when I searched for "retarded".

Lame

I try to make peace with someone and get nothing. I'm annoyed.

Clerks 2: The passion of the Clerk

MySpace spammed me with this. It looks rather interesting.

If They Mated...

Oh hey, that's what I believe.

"'The concept of open society is based on the recognition that nobody is in possession of the ultimate truth,' Soros explained. 'Those who think they do have to impose their will on the people by force or by repression.'"

"Boyfriend Pillows"

Sex Slave Trade

"The cost of one sex slave varies between $4,000-10,000." If you're rich you could help buy someones freedom. Then give them a real job doing honest work.

This group sounds like Enigma. This is the first 2 minutes of a song. I don't need the RIAA trying to take all the money I don't have.

Too Pretty...

I'm "too pretty" to be a cowboy. I was also told I have "gay eyes" and that's why the guy at the gym was seriously coming onto me. I think I'll give myself a huge scar down the side of my face so I look like a villan in the movies.

Mobile Computing

I'm sitting in Borders and a man has brought in his computer. That wouldn't seem weird if it was a laptop. He brought in his desktop PC. That's right. He has the computer box strapped to a dolly and the monitor sitting on a desk. All his plugs are plugged into a power strip which is plugged into a single plug outlet. That is what I call ingenuity.

Fark.com sells their editorial, and the loyalty of their users.

I feel so jaded and deceived. :( Update: Drew responds.

Brought to you by RabbitCreative

50 million prayers a day and it goes to this guy...

There's your proof there is no god.

Debates my Dad and I have...

Tripps: Interesting thought..."Jesus was a bleeding heart liberal for his time." Dad: no, actually, he was a conservative, who saw now gray and everything in black and white Dad: the truth is the truth and no exceptions Tripps: Ah, but the truth is based on perception of the facts. :) Dad: nope Dad: that is a liberal view point Tripps: Yup if you perceive something to be what it isn't to you... it's truth until proven otherwise. Dad: but if you are wrong in what you believe, it does not matter, since there is only one truth Tripps: but I'm saying from the perspective of the person because you can't be absolute. why? Tripps: because it's hubris to think you can see as objectively as God. Dad: just because someone thinks something that is false to be true, does not make it so Tripps: but you can't presume to know the absolute truth Tripps: you only know your version of it. Dad: you know the temperature of freezing, correct Tripps: Yes. Dad: there are things which have absolutes, there are no gray areas Tripps: 32F is not the only freezing temperature for water. Tripps: :) Tripps: just like boiling can be at room temperature given the conditions Tripps: once again... what you perceive as absolute isn't. You just don't know all there is to know on it. Dad: You will hear some say, "I would hate to be so narrow minded as to accuse all who differ with me of being wrong", but if that kind of tolerance is right, truth does not matter. You see everyone is narrow in most other realms, rightly so because the truth is narrow. o The Pacific Ocean is on the west coast, and the Atlantic is on the east coast, o The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor on Dec 7, 1941 o Water freezes at 32 degrees, 33 degrees is close, but not right These are all truths, and cannot be moved in any direction and be right, You see the truth is narrow, and Spiritual Truth is just as narrow and positive as Truth in geographical, historical, or scientific realms. Tripps: Unless you're omnipotent and omniscient you're not seeing the whole picture therefore you don't know the truth as it is, only as you perceive it. Dad: a sermon I did not too long ago Dad: I would love to continue this, but I have a proposal to finish and I am flying to Portland this afternoon

Bah

Today life has been a series of annoyances. Partly brought on because I'm wound so damned tight today.

I rock!

I'm hated more than I'm liked by a three to one ratio. Why do you think it is?

Progress vs. Change

Do you ever wonder where your life is leading you? Actually, let me ask that question again. Do you ever wonder where you're leading your life? Have you progressed from where you were 2 years ago? 5 years ago?

In some aspects I think I have prevailed. In others aspects, I feel nothing has changed. I have not made progress. Should I accept these unchanged things as part of who I am or should I continue to fight against demons I can't see?

It also leaves me realizing, change isn't always progress. I have goals, I'm sticking to them and getting things accompished like never before. But I ask myself...why? To what end? You can't win. You still die. So what is my true goal here?

Top Ten reasons to vote for George Bush

"Big deal, Kerry got the Purple Hearts and Silver Stars. Bush got the Yellow Moons and Green Clovers."

Did you know?

The saying was originally

Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

not

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

Barnum was right....

I am watching this guy talk to someone and ask him for $20. In fact he's still hassling him. He had some sob story about needing money to get his things out of storage before the storage company auction off his things. This guy is giving him $20. Wow either people are still really kind, or still really stupid. I dunno.

On another note, I like working from Borders. I get my work done and it almost doesn't feel like work. *sigh* Now if the gym could be this easy.

Template Update

I made some minor changes to the template. You should notice it in the comments. I'd like to (once again) thank Rabbit from RabbitCreative for helping me with the little grey outline. I made another change too. Check out the post titles "Did you know?" located above. Run your mouse around the post and see if you can't find the cool thing I added.

My brother and his future bride. I feel old.

Free (and legal) WiFi hotspots

Henderson Panera Bread Restaurant - 605 Mall Ring Circle - 702-434-4002 Buffalo Wild Wings Bar/Grill - 617 Mall Ring Circle - 702-456-1237 Henderson Executive Airport - 1400 Executive Airport Dr - (702) 261-3694 Las Vegas Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf (Coffee house) - 4550 S. Maryland Parkway, Suite A - (702) 944-5029 East Boy Japanese Restaurant - 4755 Maryland Pkwy - 702-798-1777 Apple Store - and nearby area outside store - Fashion Show Mall - 3200 Las Vegas Blvd. S. STE 1760 - (702) 650-9550

*DING* *DING* Times up!

"TIME-WASTING girls are to be flushed out of club toilets — using cubicles which spring open after 60 SECONDS." My question is: What if they're taking a shit?

118

Number of unmarried men for every 100 unmarried women in Paradise, Nev., an unincorporated suburb of Las Vegas. This is one of the highest ratios of any place with 100,000 or more people.

Changes...

Myself and others have noticed changes in my personality over the last 6 months. Some people don't like them. These changes are intentional. Like them or not, they are here to stay.

I still have some areas that need work. For instance, my finances need work. I know this. People don't like the change in my attitude. People say I've changed. I have and I haven't. I am the same person I was. The difference is now I wear a different mask. The person I am now is closer to the person I've always wanted to be.

I've never been happier in my life. I don't let people talk poorly of me without justification. If I have a problem with someone now I take it up with them. I don't talk crap about them when they aren't around to defend themselves. If you don't like me I can understand that, if it's something I can fix, let me know. I would rather someone like me than hate me.

I'm moving forward with my life. I can't sit around waiting for things to happen. It's costing me alot of time and money, but I'm going to move forward if it kills me. The #1 thing that all successful people have in common are their massive amount of failures. I'm not afraid to fail.

PHP & SQL

Does anyone know any PHP/SQL programmers? *No long haired slack-jawed attention whores.

Rick James found dead, bitch

so very true

"Redheads are worse than cocaine."

It's so wrong I reposted it for all the world to see.

naïve

Sometimes it astounds me at how naïve I can be. Let me try to explain what brought this on...

Three years ago I was getting in the pool at my apartment complex with this girl. I was bitching to her about how it's harder for guys to get in the pool because of our testicles. She said "Oh yea at least you don't fill up with water when you get in." I thought wow, I learned something new, some deep dark girl secret. I come to find out after asking Windy a week ago (who I can ask anything to) if that happened to her. She laughed and said no and that she didn't know anyone who that happened to. So then I asked Becki since I had conflicting answers. She basically gave the same answer as Windy. So for years I had gone around thinking women normally filled with water when they got into a pool.

After learning the truth about the woman/bouy theory, it makes alot of things clearer. Had I really thought about it, I bet I could have figured it out on my own. I mean, it all makes sense now.

Planned Parenthood T-Shirt: I Had An Abortion

If someone bought me this shirt, I would wear it. Often.

"I'd do it but I threw my back fuckin' your mom last night...shnoogans!"

I threw out my back. Despite what you think it wasn't from fuckin' your mom again. I did it putting down a weight at the gym. I couldn't even walk last night. I can walk today but it's like an old man.

Velvet Elvis & Jesus in Heaven

Someone I know please buy this. Thanks for the link Mikey.

If I were a Simpons character I would be...

"I don't want your pity."

Take the Simpsons quiz here.

Eighty Percent

Eighty percent is good for my psyche. If I'm better, faster, stronger, smarter then 80% of people I would be just fine. Why? Because 80% is enough to be proud of, but at the same time not enough to be cocky about. Why? Because you're better off than 4 out of 5. So you know someone who is better off than you which keeps your ego in check but at the same time it gives your something to strive for.

and off on a tangent...

Tripps: (otter) Tripps: I love it Tripps: (otter) Tripps: like raping a ferret Tripps: (otter) Tripps: (puke) Mark: and you would know Tripps: I stick them up my ass Tripps: fuck that gerbil shit Tripps: I need a ferret Tripps: grease 'em up a bit first Tripps: get 'em half way in and let'm squirm Tripps: dance my hairy little assplug dance!

That's PIMP...GMAIL I LOVE YOU.

"Google has quietly added a feature to its free email service that lets people import their address book contacts from rivals Yahoo, Microsoft and America Online. "

Not my day at all...

I left the lights on in my car. My battery is dead. I need a jump and I don't have cables. Update: Yay for 1 year free roadside assistance!

This is the way the world would be if the FCC had it's way....

"In 2002, one of their officers ticketed a wheelchair-bound cerebral palsy patient for cursing when he was unable to find a working elevator to leave a station."

Thank you Becki for getting me to smile during an otherwise shitty morning.

Geek Alert: Brains hardwired to underestimate own strength

"Human brains are wired to underestimate the amount of force exerted on other people, a study of 'tit-for-tat' experiments has revealed."

Happy Birthday Wil and welcome to Vegas!

"I'm going to moblog and audioblog from Vega$, so check them out if you need your WWdN fix while I'm gone."

Thong-wearing men arrested at Wal-Mart

"When asked why they were wearing thong underwear, one of the men said a friend 'triple-dog dared' them. They will not be prosecuted, authorities said."

w00t!

I went to high school with this girl. (NSFW)

people and patterns

I've noticed that people tend to live their lives in a pattern. I'm trying to break mine.

The Couch-to-5K Running Plan

GET OFF YOUR ASSES!

Vegas girls suck...

This pretty much sums up whats wrong with this town:

College kids press no. If your hair is long press no. If you are nice looking, over 29 and want to pamper me with the finer things press yes. THUGS press yes and forget all the rest!

As a HOTORNOT mod you're supposed to be unbaised. I'll be unbaised while my heads hung over a toilet puking up lunch. Windy and I discussed this. There is something profoundly wrong (for both sexes) about the dating scene in Vegas. There is a low girl:guy ratio in Vegas for our age group. Plus with Clark county having the highest teen pregnancy rate in the country, every girl here has a kid. Luckily for me, kids don't bother me but for everyone else, you're all fucked.

Experimental drug may act as aphrodisiac for women

misc ranting...

attention whores... scene whores... drama whores... actual whores I'm just sick and tired of them. I guess I'm pretty bad too though. I mean if anything I'm an ego whore. I don't know if that exists, but if it does, it's me. I need more male friends. I need to do a better job of retaining the ones I have. I need to spend more time alone.

Oh Gross...

The most digusting description of shit ever:

...the second one looked like an orgy of fat tapeworms that had been chewed on by some ogre.

Thank you Rabbit for that insightful little observation.

Busy

I've been busy. When things slow down after the first I'll be sure to update everyone. I'm not saying I won't post before then. I'm just saying I'm kinda busy and all my posts will be short and impersonal.

GOD DAMN IT'S HOT!

Coincidence?

New Survey: Pee?

Click the headline to vote.

God damn it...

So I blew up at my boss. I left. I'm going to go back and talk. I hope I still have a job. Update: I went back in and had a talk with another boss. He and I agreed I needed a vacation. I have all of this week off! It's great!

Off and Away

I have this undeniable urge to leave the country. No, I haven't broken any laws. I just want to see more of the world. I think it started last night, when I was watching Braveheart again. It was the first time I've watched it and didn't cry. I got teary eyed, but not a drop fell.

BMP/BWP

bootycall man pool: a group of guys that you're friends with that you call in for sexual favors.       I'm thinking "BMP" for short. Conversely, there should be a "BWP" as well.        

I'm going to hell...

It's so wrong, yet so funny.

bored

Blogger has a new "friendlier" blog posting interface. This allows html ignorant people the ability to post pictures and links and such.   It has such functions as:  

align left

 

align center

align right

 

It also has bold and italics.

 

Colors and lists as well

 

1. red
2. blue
3. green

 

Heh, boy am I bored.

Jerky Boys 24/7

Perhaps I've been asleep...

I've just noticed it's impossible to live in this town anymore. I can't afford an apartment by myself if I wanted one. A year ago I made less and still made enough to buy a house! Jesus H Christ! $800 for a 1 bedroom apartment? What the fuck do I look like a New Yorker?

Cameron Diaz Bondage Photo Shoot

Cache this Google! Fetch hits for me! Muahhaahahaha

Las Vegas and the NBA?

"With the lure of Las Vegas, Shaquille O'Neal and Dwyane Wade in Heat uniforms, and Michael Jordan in an ownership position, it would be problem for him to put together a major ownership group. Jordan would have a chance to run the first major-league sports franchise in Las Vegas. And what a draw that would be for players."

I'm such a narcissist.

Secret Smilies for Trillian

So uh.... I'm still alive.

Sorry I haven't posted. I've been busy.

Overkill or Justified?

"On Monday, U.S forces dropped two tonnes of bombs on a purported militant safe house in Fallujah, killing 15 members of one family, according to witnesses, and turning the building into a 10-metre-deep pit of sand and rubble."

Domain Complications

In case there are some issues with the site, you should still be able to hit it from Nlogger.com.

The Man from Seneca

"America, the greatest country in the history of humankind, is a sewer running straight to hell, and our most glorious days lie just ahead."

That is a catfish with a basketbal stuck in its mouth. Women everywhere are envious.

Gold Miner!

Interesting Quote

"'history will vouch that in many countries, his country cultured dictators like fish in hatcheries. ... [A] hundred years from now[, though], both Saddam and Bush are going to look the same, because both believed ... they were right, even though they were wrong.' "

Lindsay Lohan is so hot she make ME want to get fake boobs.

Russian Spies

Russian's version of the CIA paid a visit to my site today. That's kinda cool.

COPROLAGNIA

Today's word of the day.

I'm a HOTorNOT moderator. I can't decide if this one is real or a hoax. Any opinions?

In celebration of the new Spiderman movie. I am resurrecting this photo from the archives. My spidey senses are tingling.

Moore's Film

shadowboxer: Read this if you've seen Moore's film. Tripps: I haven't seen it yet but here's the only reason why I like the film: It makes you question your government. I don't care if it's Bush or Clinton or George Washington. You question EVERYTHING Uncle Sam does. shadowboxer: I don't disagree Tripps: Even if it's all crap (it may very well be) it makes people question. shadowboxer: I never said questioning was bad Tripps: Nope. Tripps: I'm not arguing. Tripps: I'm just giving my stance on the film.

Sappy

Sleeping next to someone is underrated. There's a level of comfort you get that can't be found anywhere else.

More on the "women look for money" debate...

Tripps: Women look for money. Why? Because it's a sign the man would be able to support a child. Just like women used to go for the best hunters during prehistoric times. Tripps: It's built into us. Rachel: fuck that...no kids Tripps: I'm not saying for you. Jesus! Listen! Tripps: Even if you don't want kids doesn't mean you're not programmed for it. Rachel: i know that Tripps: So you know that your programmed to find a suitable mate that could support a potential child? Rachel: right Tripps: That's where the money comes in... Rachel: but if thats not what she wants...then how do you figure thast Tripps: It's BUILT IN Rachel: ok Tripps: You can't help it. Even if you're logical mind doesn't want kids.... Tripps: it's a part of our "animalistic side" Rachel: ok Ill handle that...but even if you are programmed to want it...doesnt mean you cant be happy without it Tripps: you're right you can be happy without it... you make your own happiness Rachel: and look deeper than that...at the person... Tripps: You don't need anything to be happy. Nothing at all, except conciousness. Tripps: happiness is something noone gives you.

This just in from Hotmail

"As a valued MSN Hotmail Extra Storage subscriber, we will be upgrading your storage capacity to a massive 2GB with 20MB attachment size at no extra cost to you!" I hope this means Google ups the stakes as well!

Click here if you' don't know where you are...

I'm such a geek.

You ready for this?

Shelly: hey..... Tripps: hey Shelly: how are you Tripps: great Did you see that? I said I was great! I never say that. It's only 9:35am but I'm hoping the day can stay in the "great" catagory. Help me keep it great.

NASA Spaces on Energy Solution

"The United States 'doesn't have the political will to fund the research' because of pressure from fossil-fuel lobbyists, Marzwell said. 'We could have become the Saudi Arabia of the world electricity market,' Marzwell said. But because the coal and oil industries don't want threats to their profits, they applied political pressure, causing the program to be scrapped, according to Marzwell."

Ladder Theory Master Page (repost)

"IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like ' I have lots of guy friends.' Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

The guy is gay

The guy does not find you attractive.

The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:

Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.

Comply "

My Car Color

FUCK YOU YELLOW

Liquor stores and now Spiderman, where will it end?

Domain on Auction

SEXUALBOOGERS.COM is up for auction. Get it while it's hot kids!

Hotmail Blocks Gmail Emails (and Invites)

If that shot isn't a begging to be a money shot, I don't know what is.

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The joke post was seriously lame. I don't know what kind of hippy drugs I was on when I posted it. Someone shoot me.

License Plates

I saw a license place yesterday that said "GOTMILF".

PHONE

My Blackberry took a shit. So I don't have my numbers or anything. However, I did put my sim card in another phone so you should be able to call me.

True or False

Is the following statement true or false? "This statement is false." Is that statement true or false?

Productivity is shot today because...

I GOT A NEW CAR! I don't remember who it was, but I know someone is really going to hate my car. It's yellow. I know, I know, but I liked the car and it's not like I had a choice of colors.

Commission releases 9/11 timeline

I just read this. It gave me chills. That was a well planned setup. They told everyone that they were heading back to the airport. Of course everyone was going to sit there and be quiet. They thought "well at least we'll have a cool story to tell." Old anger in me resurges at the thought of what Al-Quada did.

Random e-mail from Ian. Thanks.

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KLALKME Here's a bisexual virgin that likes the cock. masterbation pee, penis, pimpin, punk, pussy, giving head, titties

Atkins Diet Fanatics Assault Cookie Monster

"'Oh, me so scared,' wailed the furry blue monster from his apartment above Mr. Hooper's store,' but it not so bad; people been sending me maannnny cookies... ha ha ha,' Mr. Monster added."

Comments

I removed anonymous comments. There are a few people who like to talk and hide behind the anonymity of the internet. I KNOW who they are, but they don't want to come forward. So I'm making it impossible to post without identifying yourself. Sorry that some kids had to ruin "show and tell" for everyone.

Heh...

When searching for "Banana Phone" I come up as 40th on Google.

I've never seen this before...

BEGIN WHOIS RECORD ------- * * WELCOME to the VeriSign Global Registry Service Whois Server. * * Sorry, the Whois database is currently down. * * Please wait a while and try again. Thanks * END WHOIS RECORD ------

Word of the Day: AMBIDEXTROUS

15 year-old sperm donor happy to come to brother’s rescue

“I am honored that they are naming the baby after me. My only regret is that I couldn’t make the baby the old fashioned way. Adrienne was a cheerleader at Purdue and is still pretty hot. I wouldn’t have minded taking a stab at her in the sack,”

Closure vs. Revenge

Closure is only a false hope. There can never really be closure simply by bringing pain to another human being. You are just compounding the pain and termoil. The problem must be dealt with individually by the wronged.

Alternative to cat declawing.

Buttered Sins

I feel bad for eating buttered popcorn and drinking diet soda. I'm such a woman.

Eros Guide Las Vegas Erotica Magazine

All the time with the "blah blah blah"

Jenny: Justin is bad blah blah blah. He did this and said this. Blah blah blah. 1 year later: Jenny: I'll still defend you in your absence...My opinion of you grows higher every time I talk with you. I try not to let people get under my skin. Talking about someone never accomplished anything. People tend hear all these awful things about me. Then some of them get to know me, and realize that 75% of what was said about me was bullshit. I need a PR person.

Study finds dogs understand language

"German researchers have found a border collie named Rico who understands more than 200 words and can learn new ones as quickly as many children."

I, Robot

In the near future, technology and robots are a trusted part of everyday life. In “I, ROBOT”, that trust is broken and one man, alone against the system, sees it coming. The film employs spectacular visual effects innovations beyond any ever put on screen, to bring a world of robots to life. The film is directed by Alex Proyas (Dark City, The Crow) and is set in a world created by famed science fiction writer Isaac Asimov in his short story collection “I, ROBOT“.

How can the movie suck with a director like that?

Elitist

The best computer people I've ever met were more that willing to teach you anything you wanted to know. They don't have the elitist attitude. They don't need to. They already know they're the best and they can't be intimidated by an up and coming admin. Bryce and Bill are my examples of people who really know their shit, and are willing to teach others. All the elitists I've ever met didn't really know as much as they let on. I may say I know a lot but at least I have the scruples to admit when I don't know something and then learn it. If someone wants to know something, I'm more than willing to teach them.

Car - Boss - Loans

Tripps: My boss is going to loan me the money for my car :) PEmbrace: thats so awsome PEmbrace: cool boss Tripps: no he's a dick Tripps: it's cheaper to help me get a car then fire me PEmbrace: then why he lending you the money? PEmbrace: hahaha Tripps: seriously Tripps: he said it too

Google Search: tripps

I come up (via Blogger) as 6th. :)

Dark Horizons: Interview - Vin Diesel for "The Chronicles of Riddick"

"'I'm into D&D a lot. 'It was a training ground for a lot of my adventures.'"

What a fucking concept...

Perhaps people would link to my posts more if I posted original content. Brilliant!

Good to the last drop...

Becki: i'm feeling adventurous, so i might attempt to eat Becki: i think that it might have been what i had for lunch yesterday that made me sick Becki: because i felt fine until after i ate Tripps: Throat yogurt could settle your stomach. :) Becki: i don't have any in the house Tripps: poopy Becki: guess i'll just have to settle for ramen Tripps: eeew Becki: plenty of people would say the same about your suggestion. Tripps: Nah Tripps: It's good to the last drop Becki: lol Becki: why don't you have some then? Tripps: I had a bad experience with it Becki: that shouldn't keep you from trying again Tripps: oh it does. Tripps: besides it's a gift... would I bake you a meatloaf and then eat it all? Becki: that's a very disturbing comparison Tripps: I know. It's great.

Accusations

If person A accuses person B of something but doesn't want person B to know that the accusation is being made, I would doubt person A. I was thinking about this today when something old came up about me. It's funny, I never knew the accusation was made until today. It isn't true. But if I didn't know it was made I couldn't prove it to be false. P.S. - Don't ask. It's not worth the pixels.

Take a moment to reflect on this:

Owner Seeks $7M for Chicken Ranch Brothel

Come'on buy our competitors.

Icky

No matter how happy you are in life, you still feel icky the first time you see your ex with someone else.

Blogger Stats

Have a blogger but can't figure out how many page hits it has? Want to know who referred someone to your site? Check out http://stats.blogger.com

SBC DSL

I know they now offer service in Las Vegas, but has anyone used them yet? Ask around for me.

Quote #261931

Phoenix: Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story? Phoenix: So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Phoenix: Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. Phoenix: So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. Phoenix: All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. Phoenix: I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. Phoenix: She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. Phoenix: I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

R.I.P. - Ronald Reagan 1911-2004

Creed Breaks Up

I'm saved from shitty music.

The 10 Best Internet Fads

"A lot of people will pretend this clip is childish and that they’re above it, and if you’re one of those people, I’m sure you’ll soon be getting your sophistication trophy at the You’re So Great Festival."

Bush-Cheney '04 Commits 'an astonishing abuse of religion

"The Bush-Cheney campaign has dropped any pretense of honoring the separation of church and state mandated by the Constitution, and puts in jeopardy the non-profit status of 1600 houses of worship by asking them to engage in partisan politics."

The End is Nigh!

And behold, the forth angel did open his scroll and did proclaim, Hasselhoff and IceT to make rap album, and a great pestilence was loosed upon the land...

Walmart Sells Websites

Internet videos you should see...

Eels - Gross Rejected - Funny Cash (Hurt) - Sad

Annoyed...

I hate when people take shots at me in a way that, if I said anything, would make people think I'm being egocentric, because perhaps, I'm assuming too much. Bullshit.

I need your opinion!

Adreanna

She's pretty, cool, kinda geeky, and lookin' for work.

Mexico Revelations

honestillusions: So come to any great realization on your trip? Tripps: yes.. i need a house in mexico and work is for bitches... I need money for nothin'

Inorganic oil: much ado about nothing?

Follow up and debunking.

This is how they declaw a cat. Bastards.

If you have a myspace account, I've been told these are really fun to go to.

Sustainable oil?

Most of you people wont read this. You uncaring illiterate bastards.

mmm Mexico

Having returned from San Felipe, all I can say is I've found something new to strive for. I'll post about the trip tomorrow.

Border Bound

I just crossed the border into Mexico. Only 2 hours until San Filepe.

I just made this up...

I'll give her more O's than a bowl of cheerios. -- Feel free to use it. Just give me credit.

Babies! (Part II)

PrincessXXX: hey im stupid and irresponsible and i have 3 kids PrincessXXX: :P Tripps: your point?

Glow-in-Dark Balls

I just ordered this set of 10. I can't wait!

Shark Cam

Mustangs

You can't own a Mustang modeled after '70 or before '05 and be cool. Since I'm not after cool, I think I still want one.

Just ask my ex's...

I make a good friend or lover but a really shitty boyfriend.

Naked Chicks

I need naked women promoting my site. You know, with "Yummynuggets" or "Tripps" (or something like that) written across some breasts. Odds are slim, but I can dream. Yes, Dream and I can get carpal tunnel.

Mouth Bacteria Defends Against AIDS Virus

"In laboratory tests, the researchers identified several Lactobacillus strains of naturally occurring oral bacteria that has the ability to latch onto the sugar coating on the envelope that encases the HIV virus particle and block infection."

Follow Up: House Rejects 'Low-Rider' Pants Ban

Greg made this. He has too much free time in Michigan.

KILLING AOL

I'll slowly push bullets into their brains with my thumb. I swear.

Winchester Mystery House

Here are pictures from the Winchester Mystery House. Kim took these when we went on the tour of the house. For more info on the house check here.

Warning: TMI

God am I horny today. It's so bad I can hardly get any work done.

Mob of children, adults chase down suspicious stranger

"'The little kids spotted him. The little kids started the chase,' Gonzalez said. 'All the little kids in the neighborhood -- they had sticks an everything.' "

I know this is a crappy shot. But it's the best I could do for now. This is my haircut. The gay Superman curl is natural.

Hair

I really like my new haircut. :)

Babies!

Why does it seem like all the people in the world who shouldn't be, are spawning? It seems to be increasing lately. If you're stupid, jobless, irresponsible, or not 18 years old you should not be breeding. Close your legs. Goddamnit!

Legal smoke rooms for schoolkids

Andy Kaufman Returns: For All the Non-Believers

Shag-able Music

What music do you get down and dirty to?

Stop the insanity.

"Spam last month accounted for two-thirds of all e-mail traffic, according to e-mail monitoring firm MessageLabs Inc. Things are even worse in the United States, where spam accounted for more than four in five e-mails, according to Message Labs."

I'm feelin' good.

I walked from LVAC to the Borders and had two independent cars full of girls offer to give me a ride. That ladies and gents is why I work out.

I just noticed something...

Bert's girlfriend looks stunningly like Jenny.

Give your condolences to Mikki...

One of my best friends was killed over $1,000!!! He took him into a wooded area, shot him in the head...

Female Employee Finds Web Cam Under Her Desk

"An Orange County Fire Department employee is supposed to protect people's privacy, but police say he violated a female employee by using a small web camera to spy on her. Now, the information systems administrator has resigned from his job."

For all my jobless friends. (a.k.a. Damn your George W. Bush.)

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Just walk in and start interviewing, it's that simple. You can save time, money and effort interviewing with more than 55 companies in one day at one location. Many of these companies have several openings and are eager to meet with you. You will no longer be just a piece of paper, you can get right in front of the decision makers attending this Events.

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Rabbit Creative & No Logo

"The privatization of public space in the form of the car continues the erosion of neighborhood and community that defines the metropolis. Road schemes, business 'parks,' shopping developments - all add up to the disintegration of community and the flattening of a locality. Everywhere becomes the same as everywhere else. Community becomes commodity - a shopping village, sedated and under constant surveillance. The desire for community is then fulfilled elsewhere, through spectacle, sold to us in simulated form. A TV soap 'street' or 'square' mimicking the area that concrete and capitalism are destroying. The real street, in this scenario, is sterile. A place to move through not to be in. It exists only as an aid to somewhere else - through a shop window, billboard or petrol tank. "

Does anyone think I was over reacting?

LtlDev1027: doing anythign interesting? Sppirt: adding -link removed- LtlDev1027: adding what? Sppirt: click the link LtlDev1027: it was a test ***** Sppirt: I'm adding ***** Sppirt: that's a test one LtlDev1027: oh LtlDev1027: woopi do Sppirt: *annoyed* Yea you try doing it. LtlDev1027: haha i seem to annoy you alot Sppirt: Well if you were working hard on something and someone came along and said "big deal" you would be annoyed to. Try being considerate of others. LtlDev1027: why? Sppirt: Why be considerate? LtlDev1027: i mean if they were doing something to better the world thats one thing... Sppirt: Because it means something to them... LtlDev1027: but a test thing? that does nothing Sppirt: It's not a test thing..it's me testing it. LtlDev1027: what ever Sppirt: From this point on I'm no longer being considerate of your feelings. Be advised. Sppirt: *back to work*

show me something more fuckin wrong then this

That's right, now I stole from you too.

I squeeled like a girl...

Jacob: So... what are you doing in December... sometime around the 18th? Me: What's up on the 18th of Dec? Jacob: Your little brothers planned wedding.

RSSify is Back!

Cats On Mars: The Comic!

I was one immortalized in a comic.

Always read the fine print...(Things collected by Microsoft when you report an error)

Names, versions and copies of actual files, such as:

Your documents

Application files

Configuration files

Setup logs

Networking report summary

Diagnostic logs

IP address (identifies your computer on the internet)

Names of Web sites you recently visited

Information you submitted to Web sites

Digital Product ID (your software license)

This is just a partial list. You bet your ass I'm never sending in one of those reports again.

Interesting take on gay marriage.

I’ve seen arguments on both sides of the Gay Marriage debate. I’ve seen people who support the amendment to the Constitution, waving around their bibles and their “God Abhors You” signs. I’ve seen people that support gay marriage with their rainbow t-shirts and protest signs as well. And I still go with what my gut told me when first asked whether I supported Gay Marriage or not...

This is for Greg. (Part 2)

<a href="http://www.yummynuggets.com" border=0><img src="http://www.yummynuggets.com/temp/greg-yummynuggets.gif"></a> This is the code to add a link to my site.

Balloons and the bank

Do you remember when you were little and you went to the bank with your mom or dad? They used to give out balloons. What ever happened to customer service like that?

My cat

Someone stole my cat, had it declawed, and then released it. I'm so angry I can't even finish this post.

Diary of a Porn Publisher

Banana Phone

Ladder Theory Master Page

Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK? Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: No, you don't. Sally: Yes, I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her. Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive. Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too. Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you? Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.

Who the fuck gave you the right to tell me what I think is decent?

"...fashions had gone so far that legislation was needed to bring them back within the bounds of decency"

I can't stand...

people who say "People shouldn't do this because I think it's wrong." Who put you in charge that you can tell people what they can and can't do based on your beliefs?

Greg loves blondes.
Greg loves asians.
The question then becomes: Does Greg love blonde asians?

What a shitty week...

I got my ass probed.

I have a new ex-girlfriend.

I didn't get my car.

I had a migraine

Beware Men: This is a scandelous ho.

Britney Naked (Possibly)

This should be my picture...