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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Just Some Things to Drop Off

  • When someone you don't know reaches out to shake your hand, shake it. If you don't, you should be prepared for a punch in the face. I'm not saying you need one. I'm just saying its fair game.
  • Most people like to drink and have fun. There is a line however. When your friends tell you they're leaving before you get your ass kicked by the entire bar, you've crossed said line.
  • Eggs: Eat'em, Lay'em, Fertilize'em. They are not a fashion accessory, however.
  • A parking brake is the tool of choice at drive through abortion clinics.
  • Roast beef does not a sugar glider make.
  • Rhinestones on your ass? No. Not ever, for any reason.
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